Hi everyone!
This is one of my favourite jokes:
The Wounded American
A wounded American soldier in a battlefield hospital in Iraq tells the nurse: "How I wish I could kiss the American flag if I am going to die!"
Nurse, extremely touched by the soldier's patriotism:
"Actually, I have the American flag tattooed on my bottom. You may kiss my ass, if you don't mind it."
Soldier: "Of course I wouldn't mind it. Thank you for fulfilling my last wish as an American patriot."
The nurse took off her panties and the soldier kissed the flag.
Soldier: "Thank you, nurse. Would you be so kind as to turn around so that I could kiss Bush too?"
So, what do you prefer, the genitals with the whole bush, or them being shaved, or just trimmed? I enclose some dick picks to help you choose... You can post some of you own collection of dicks and/or fannies.
All the best,
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