I thought this was pretty funny ... Can't wait to see your answers!
This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. NOTE: Fines are to be counted only once, not for the number of times you've done it. (which is a good thing, because I'm betting these fines would be pretty steep for some of us!)
Smoked weed -- $10
Done acid or pills -- $5
Had sex in a church -- $25
Awakened in the morning and didn't know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc. -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parent's bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to a stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on someone of the same sex while at work -- $15
Drinking and driving -- $20
Gotten drunk at work, or gone to work while still drunk -- $50
Used adult toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and didn't remember the night before -- $20
Gone skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done/gotten oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stolen something worth more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Gone streaking -- $5
Gone streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Tally it up and put it on the subject line as: "My Fine Is..." (nothing else) then repost! Send back to the person who sent it to you, and feel free to pass this on.
Ah - memories!



Reply With Quote







.....
.


Bookmarks