How to get along with a Woman

**thesea** · May 2, 2008, 2:00 AM

Originally Posted by darkeyes

Has the world upsetya jus a lil Flexi babes??? Cosya dus talk such rot... ya reely don like ne1 or very much do ya??

**vittoria** · May 2, 2008, 8:12 PM

Originally Posted by **Peg**

interesting comment coming from a person who filled out the profile as 'female'.

AMEN!

**vittoria** · May 2, 2008, 9:55 PM

Originally Posted by flexisexual

yeah I am a woman, a butch woman at that. You don't like it? Tough shit.

I know that you're black and all but don't act like you know what's best for me and cut the fake baptist/Christian crap.

LLOL!!! Wow! She has a severe problem with "black" people, doesnt she? Geez makes me wish I was "black"! LMAO

And as I boogie down to "Bye bye bye" in the style of Backstreet Boys(

), "Amen" is a phrase denoting agreeance, not necessarily 'baptist', Christian, or otherwise. The education level is impeccable

**darkeyes** · May 3, 2008, 9:47 AM

Originally Posted by vittoria

LLOL!!! Wow! She has a severe problem with "black" people, doesnt she? Geez makes me wish I was "black"! LMAO

And as I boogie down to "Bye bye bye" in the style of Backstreet Boys(

), "Amen" is a phrase denoting agreeance, not necessarily 'baptist', Christian, or otherwise. The education level is impeccable

"So b it" 2 b precise o yummie V.... fear not..me has no issue wiv cola

... an amen 2 that an all!!!

**the sacred night** · May 4, 2008, 9:02 PM

There is no one way that will work with all of the 3 billion people we call "women." We are all different, just like men are all different. Just treat others with respect, regardless of gender.

**the sacred night** · May 4, 2008, 9:15 PM

Originally Posted by Bluebiyou

4. Women are very different animals. They operate under very different 'rules'. Their rules are just as valid as ours. To understand... see #2.
5. Remember, that by their very nature, a woman understands and caters to you much, much more than we can understand and cater to women. (This is not written in stone, but is very much the natural majority/typical).

I'm sure you meant well by saying these things, but it makes me really sad to read them. This is a cultural stereotype of women, and it's a self-fulfilling prophecy because when you bring someone up with a set of expectations, they'll probably fulfill them, some to a greater extent than others. "Natural majority" and "typical" are two different things. Women are brought up by society to be one way and men are brought up to be another way, and we shouldn't assume something is "natural" just because it's common, because then are the ones who don't fit the stereotype "unnatural"? It makes me sad to see all this "gentleman" and "lady" stuff, because it's all a bunch of gender-based stereotypes and molds we're supposed to fill. I don't want to receive flowers or have doors opened for me, and certainly not just because I'm a woman. I want a man who will just be himself, and I'll return the favor.

**jem_is_bi** · May 4, 2008, 11:41 PM

Originally Posted by XXXNYXXX

Agreed, the guy is so backwards in his thinking that he thinks that ugh "everyone is bisexual", meaning every single human being on this planet, and that dykes are that way because they've been raped or molested by men.

That is a really crude comment. Is this just being you? Or, did you get a parking ticket and have a pigeon shit on your head and dog piss on your shoe today?

**jamieknyc** · May 8, 2008, 12:53 PM

Treat her with some respect

Treat her like a lady, and behave like a gentleman

Clean up after yourself (she isn't your housekeeper)

Don't do crude and disgusting behavior, or at least keep it within reasonable limits

Be reasonable about little things

***pan*** · May 8, 2008, 2:30 PM

hmmmmm, all sounds like good advice, but hey listen up to one who has 2 wives is bisexual and all three get along fine includeing our sex together. treat eachother as you'd want to be treated. yep just be one of the couple or triad instead of trying to control. also about the messes in the bathroom well some people are just messy what can i say. i for one am not because i give the same consideration there as i do anything else. it's a way of life for me and if an accident does happen, clean it up and don't expect someone else to clean up your messes for you, your not a child anymore lol. i hear a lot of talk of love but if you truly love someone you will sit back and watch them grow and not hinder or try to control them. we are free spirits that just happen to find oneanother. not owners or controlers of anothers life.

**Mr. Magick** · May 9, 2008, 12:42 AM

Anyone notice that there isn't much advice on how to keep a man happy? I'll go ahead and do it. It won't take long.

Sex lots and lots of sex...and food, foods good too.

**darkeyes** · May 9, 2008, 3:46 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. Magick

Anyone notice that there isn't much advice on how to keep a man happy? I'll go ahead and do it. It won't take long.

Sex lots and lots of sex...and food, foods good too.

Wy we wanna do that??

**Mr. Magick** · May 9, 2008, 4:09 AM

Originally Posted by darkeyes

Wy we wanna do that??

You have something against Food?

**darkeyes** · May 9, 2008, 4:21 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. Magick

You have something against Food?

Depends on siza me arse at ne given moment in time.. certainly nowt gainst sex...wos ratha thinkin bout the pleasin men bit...

**chook** · May 9, 2008, 11:28 PM

Let's see...how to get along with a woman....hmmmmm. The best advice I was given was to "Dine them Wine them and feed them on Bullshit" Worked just great for me.

Cheers Chook