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I've heard the expression "I'm so horny I'd fuck anything".... butt
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...d7fe6f0566.jpg
lol I also use to hear "fuck a duck" a lot when I was younger but this never came to mind..
Has anyone done anything ... out of the ordinary?....granted I know where I am while asking this question and not much isn't "ordinary" to some. :tong:
There were days when I was so horny, even the crack of dawn looked good to me!
Bare
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Originally Posted by arana
NO! I need same species sex only!
Although, when I was a young man, I do remember the need to have sex was so much stronger than now. But, now I have so much better sex than I did when I was a young man.
Maybe, it would be better for me, if I had the best sex when I was a young man rather than now. Even better, if sex as a young man was as good as now.
But, as I contemplate how it was when I was young, I remember sex was very satisfying and really, really good! So, I am not complaining that it is even better now or that I have no desire to fuck absolutely anybody or everybody. Only, men and women that I really really like, cause me to crave sex.
ROFLMAO Arana!!!! That picture reminds me of my poor dearly departed cat. He couldn't walk through our great room without our Boston Terrier pouncing on him and having a good ol' hump! He always looked so humiliated...not so much by the same sex part, but the different species!!
As for myself, can't say I've ever been desperate enough to venture far from the norm..but I should clarify that right away...NOT, I repeat, NOT that desperate! As you said yourself, within the confines of this site, that could mean most anything and I sure don't want to give the wrong impression! LOL!
Hugs,
Kate
LMAO! Now Thats giving Duck, Duck, Goose a Whole new meaning! lol
And the old saying of "Lord love a duck" applies here Reeallll well! lol
Cat:bigrin:
Poor wittle duckie... unwanted attentions fwom nasty 'owwible pooch...:tong:
Went out wiv a guy 1ce who had 2 dalmations.. wen out walkin em no soona had the dog widdled on a tree or a fencepost..the bitch used ta b str8 in ther humpin it... shockin..:bigrin:
Hmmm, gives a whole new meaning to the 'silent duck', (well, the duck dosn't appear to be protesting much...). I am so gonna have to show this one to my bf.
As for out of the norm...only strictly within the confines of adolescent fantasys. Used to have fantasys of being able to morph into different animals to experience what sex would be like as that animal with another of that animal's kind; but never anything that involved mixing species like the picture above.
In life, only other human beings. Although, Captain Jack Harkness has certainly openned my eyes to inter-species relations with other sentient beings...:bigrin:
Well the lovely *Peg* introduced this interesting vid to me saying "men will Fuck anything" which was another reason for this thread....It made me curious how horny people get and what they will try. So it wasn't just about species sex but creativity to relieve onself. I'm not sure if I lack imagination or just haven't been horny enough. :tong:
http://www.redtube.com/3577
*wraps up sybian for Ran's Crimbo* giggles:bigrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by arana
*wraps sybian for mumsy's crimbo jus in case she fibbin...*:tong:Quote:
Originally Posted by csrakate
that pic is kinda creepy lol poor little duckie :(
no ive never been that horny i guess.
When I was a young buck (not duck), I used to get very hard for no seeming reason. And, horny ... WOW! The only way I could get it soft was to cum. Even then, it sometimes stayed hard. I used to look for all sorts of ways to masturbate. I would stick it in anywhere and in anything that looked like it might fit into. Never did try any animals that were not human. Ah, for the good old days!
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Originally Posted by arana
LOL arana...have you noticed the increase of sales in the headboard business today???? It's amazing...might very well stimulate the economy somewhat!! I also found it funny last night in the chat room how we women looked at it and laughed, saying something much like what Peg did....but those men (and you all know who you are! LOL:bigrin:)...wow....they're stocking up on all sorts of headboards today!! You just gotta love 'em!!!!
Hugs,
Kate
<<Starts counting the days til Christmas!!>> You are a most luffly tart, indeed Fran....buying Mumsy such a wonderful gift...a gift that will keep on giving and giving and giving....ohhhhh myyyy!!! LOL!!Quote:
Originally Posted by darkeyes
OMG Arana, OWIE! lol Good thing there was a small fleck of peeling pait or they'd be peeling that old boy off of the ceiling.
And I might add, what a waste of nice equipment! lol
Naughty Cat
Well Kate ,Me allready has a most luffly Wooden Headboard,LMAO!!! Arana i just saw this tonight,when i got home. Gave me 2 good laugh out loud moments,:).Ty Hon just what i needed after helping a cousin move today,LOL.What a way too end my damn vacation,LOL!!
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Originally Posted by arana
I just KNEW you'd do this LOL u minx... (ty for the "lovely" - I had NO idea baby *eg* )
Initially I said "SOME" men will... so after extensive seat-wetting consultation with male roomies I have since determined that MOST of them will ..... (I figured tex would be ~ on top of things ~ ).
Hey tex wrap that puppy (the wooden headboard to be precise LOL) with duct tape for more traction, fewer splinters *gulp*.
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Originally Posted by **Peg**
AND PLEASE...make sure that headboard won't knock up against the wall....so hard to cover those marks when you move...not to mention it's rather noisy!!
..keepin er tongue held...;)Quote:
Originally Posted by csrakate
good way to recycle those ole tires lyin round the back yard... just nail 'em to the wall and ur off n runnin. ALTHOUGHhhhhh I yam not averse to a lil noise :) ... aural inspiration :bigrin: yummers.Quote:
Originally Posted by csrakate
Did anyone else notice this one below the link that was posted.Quote:
Originally Posted by arana
http://www.redtube.com/1581
.....I rest my case !Quote:
Originally Posted by billy_campbell
Guess there's gonna be a run on melons now!! Just remember, a cold melon may produce shrinkage! Might want to keep it at room temperature! Just a handy household hint from your friends at bisex.com!! LOL!!Quote:
Originally Posted by **Peg**
that poor duck! I don't think I have ever been THAT horny.
BWAHAHAHA!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by arana
ROTFLMAO, OMG :yikes2:
This is the funniest thread I have cum across. Since I am dorie, no, I have never been this horny!!!! TEEHEE
I'm going to ask hunky when he gets home from work. You all may have given him so new ideas LOL:cutelaugh
dorie:female:
So I heard on the radio about this place that would heat up a large beefstake tomato and cut the hole just right and it felt so good and I thought no waaaaaay and well they were right.
Now Kate, As you know, I have been known to purchase donuts for service to my wife with her morning coffee. And another tip is the holes of glazed donuts are much more accommodating and won't crumble like cake donuts.
:devil::tong::cutelaugh
didn't fuck it but i had a dog once that would lick on my balls and cock as i sat on the couch and jack off. she was mans best friend. i have beat off with a pice of stake rapped around my hard cock before. then i put it on the grill it was good and it did the trick when the wife wouldn't do anything another pice of dead meat. LOL
:eek: I love my pets but not like that.....:(Quote:
Originally Posted by steve617413
I keep my standards and I'm not into hookups/1 night stands with strangers.
I'm not bashing anyone that is but I've had a few and we're either not compatible sexually in certain ways, or in some cases I've wound up with a stalker when we'd agreed that we were just going to have sex and go our seperate ways.
If I'm really horny I'll just read a story or watch a porn.