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[SIZE=4][FONT=century gothic]I thought this might be fun to post.
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[QUOTE] The Gentleperson's Guide To Forum Spies (spooks, feds, etc.)
[URL]http://pastebin.com/irj4Fyd5[/URL]

1. COINTELPRO Techniques for dilution, misdirection and control of a internet forum
2. Twenty-Five Rules of Disinformation
3. Eight Traits of the Disinformationalist
4. How to Spot a Spy (Cointelpro ...

Hate to say it, but I am certainly feeling invisbile today.

Satyr.

It was fan-bloody-tastic!! Just what the doctor ordered, so to speak.

- Drew :paw:

I don't know why, but this clip sums up a lot about my feelings lately..

[video=youtube;0zH5jRHkXXQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zH5jRHkXXQ&t=24s[/video]

Haha...I'm not in the nuthouse yet. Today hasn't been too bad. I got out of bed and actually went to the grocery store. I'm not one to knock progress, regardless how small the improvement. Things at home are rough. I'm not quite ready to elaborate. I'm slowly figuring out what the hell I'm going to do. Thank you all for your love and support today.

" Oh, you're a hard one but I know you got your reasons...."

Will be in the north Dade Co area (south of Hollywood and Hallendale, but not by much) in about two weeks. Will be at a conference.

If any local guys would like to meet, I am interested in meeting you. Would rather meet you off this site than any other!!

See my profile for more.

Satyr

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[TD="width: 100%"][SIZE=5][FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#1f497d][FONT=Vivaldi]Florida[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT]
[/SIZE][FONT=serif][SIZE=2][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][FONT=Courier]
[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black]A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out
of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110,
then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!"
and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked
up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift
ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason
for speeding--a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off
with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.

"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.

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[SIZE=5][FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#246700][FONT=Vivaldi]Georgia [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT]
[/SIZE][FONT=serif][SIZE=2][B][COLOR=#246700]The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying
an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=serif][SIZE=2][B][COLOR=#246700]He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the
University of Georgia and I need some help.
If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=serif][SIZE=2][B][COLOR=#246700]The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."

[SIZE=5][B][FONT=Batang][COLOR=#808080]Louisiana[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#000dc8]A senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying ...
"When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ."
[/COLOR][/B][/FONT]
[FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#000dc8]When asked why, he replied,
"I'd rather be in Louisiana 'cause everythang happens in
Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world."[/COLOR][/B][/FONT]

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[SIZE=5]Mississippi[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][/FONT]
[FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#7f0000]The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy,
"Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
[/COLOR][/B][/FONT]
[FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#c00000]B[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#7f0000]ubba replied, "Did y'all see who it was?"
[/COLOR][/B][/FONT]
[FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#7f0000]The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."

[/COLOR][/B][/FONT][SIZE=5][FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#3d6700]North Carolina
[/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#3d6700]A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road,
and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.
Then he got back in the car to wait.
[/COLOR][/B][/FONT]
[FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#3d6700]A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious
he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
[/COLOR][/B][/FONT]
[FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#3d6700]The man replied, "I got a flat tahr."
[/COLOR][/B][/FONT]
[FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#3d6700]The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
[/COLOR][/B][/FONT]
[FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#3d6700]The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares
in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."


[/COLOR][/B][/FONT][FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#3b679b][SIZE=5]Tennessee[/SIZE]
[/COLOR][/B][/FONT][FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#3b679b]A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
[/COLOR][/B][/FONT]
[FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#3b679b]The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

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[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][SIZE=5][FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#970000]Texas
[/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=serif][B][COLOR=#970000]The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch.

The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."[/COLOR][/B][/FONT]
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"Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage.' "


[/COLOR][/B][/FONT][SIZE=6][COLOR=#ff8c00][FONT=comic sans ms][B]Y'all kin say whut y'all want 'about the South,
but y'all never heard o' nobody retirin'
an' movin' North.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/TD]
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