Most stupid and most clever questions asked after coming out as bi

[Robinium]

Hi,

I'd like to know what the most stupid and most intelligent questions were you were asked after coming out as bi to someone. (By the way, I don't object to people asking stupid questions as long as they are willing to learn - so any non-bis here - go on asking, no matter how silly your questions.)

Now here's the most silly questions I ever got asked:

1. (Pityful look) "So you can only get an orgasm if you have a threesome with a man and a woman?" - Hell no, I can even get an orgasm by masturbating alone. Otherwise, I'd had shot myself a long time ago.

2. "So you're always in love with two people at the same time, one being a woman, one a man?" - Er, no. I may be in love with two people at the same time, but they may be of the same sex.

3. "So you will leave a woman for a man and a man for a woman?" - Er no, I can also leave a woman for another woman and a man for another man. But usually I cling to relationships until they're dead dead dead, so don't worry.

4. "When will you decide which sex you prefer?" - There's nothing to decide. I like both. And I can't tell you if I will settle with a man or woman.

5. "You're a closet gay." - Observe me for one day, sitting on a bench in the park, and you will see who I lust after. Right, both sexes.

6. "You're straight, but experimenting." - Er well, if a one-year relationship which broke off for other reasons than the person's sex is "experimenting" for you... Plus lots of crushes which did not lead to anything for various reasons.

7. "How can you be into men and women? They look so different." - Yes they do, but where's the problem here? Both are hot for me.

Now the most clever questions:

1. "Will your orientation change?" - I don't know. I don't have a reliable crystal ball at hand. But by now, I've always been bi so I don't think that's gonna change.

2. "Do you miss something if you are dating one partner?" - Maybe. I don't know if I miss more than straight, gay or lesbian people there, though.

3. "Will you being bi make you more of a cheater?" - I don't know. I don't know why non-bi people cheat, so I can't compare. I can only tell you I never cheated on any partner yet.

So tell me the most clever and stupid questions you were ever asked.

[Robinium]

I came out as bisexual to a friend and he asked me if now I was going to ever have sex with a black man now.

WTF??? How did THAT question come to his mind?

[Robinium]

I have no idea? I came out to him and said how he could ask me anything he wanted and that's what he asked.

Er, okay... wow, that's a really stupid question. Beats any other stupid question I ever got asked about being bi. Congrats.

[Pasadenacpl2]

Most clever response: "Yeah, I knew that, I was waiting for you to figure it out."

Pasa

[citystyleguy]

mine have been mostly conversations that are stupid and pointless; such as...

with two friends, after having openly stated my orientation,

f2: so what if you change your mind?
me: change my mind about what, when?
f2: when you're doing it!
me: (after some thought) change my mind about what when i'm doing it?
f2: change your mind about which partner you're with?
me: (again after much more thought) ...mmh, why exactly am i changing my mind about this partner?
f2: so when you're fucking a girl, and you want a boy?
f1 to f2: they're both there when he's fucking, he can just take the other one!
me, to both: so why am i in this threesome?
f1: you just said you're bi, so you have to be in a threesome, dude!
me: no, i haven't been with more than one for sometime now!
f1: what the fuck are you talking about, bi + one makes three!
me: (what the fuck, i ask myself menatlly?) ...can we just go to dinner as we planned, i'm getting a headache!
f2: no, fuck it man, i want to know when you change your mind and you're now gay!
me: (to the room in general) ...are you both smoking something that you're not sharing with me...???

the above when on through dinner, drinks, at the club, and at breakfast in the early hours of the morning. i could go on, but there is not enough time nor cyberspace in the universe to tell all the conversation.

...have to admit that the black man question never came to anyone's mind n my scenarios, so if we are awarding prizes, i vote for that question as stupidest, or does someone else have anything better? :cool:

[Robinium]

@citystyleguy

Now that's really very stupid, and it must have been very annoying to be harrassed with statements such as that you need threesomes etc. the whole night through. Oh. My. God. Must have been an awful night.

And yes, I agree to you. One of the "Most stupid bi question award" nominees is the dude asking about having sex with black guys. But let's wait, maybe someone can come up with even more braindead questions they were asked. And I'm also looking forward to further clever questions.

@Pasadena
That's a really, really clever statement.

[TaylorMade]

It's the BBC phenomena. . . I get it, but SO don't get it.
At a lesbian bar:
"Which one makes you have an orgasm?"

"Both?"

"Which one makes you come harder. If it's women, you're gay. If it's men, you're straight."

"Actually a bisexual man with his cock tucked in a mangina turns me on the hardest."

"Stop playing."

"Stop asking stupid questions."

*Taylor*

[void()]

Fellow co-worker: "You literally suck!"

Me: "Jealous, much?"

Fellow co-worker: "..."

He thought he could be the big macho guy and put me down in front of others. Sort of backfired on him, especially when I added, "don't worry honey, you're not my to suck list."

[darkeyes]

A school friend when I told her of my interest in my own sex.. "Whaaatttt?? My God you wont go to heaven.. doesnt that bother you?" Hmmm not quite sure she fully understood what not believing in God means.

Same school friend when I told her of my first girl on girl sexual experience. "You didn't.. phewwwwwwwwwwwwww... does that mean Saturday is off then (in reference to a double date we had with two lads)?" Not quite sure she understood what bisexuality is...

Lad in a club in Glasgow who was extremely dishy.."My pal tells me you like it both ways.. would ye like ti come hame an meet the wife.. ??" Hmmmm..

Me to my sister when I first found out she took the occasional woman lover.."HTF did u keep that away from ME all this time????"

[dickhand]

A wise man once told me that there are no stupid questions , only stupid people who don't ask questions . How else are you going to learn what you want to know ?

[void()]

A school friend when I told her of my interest in my own sex.. "Whaaatttt?? My God you wont go to heaven.. doesnt that bother you?" Hmmm not quite sure she fully understood what not believing in God means.


Void chuckles. "Tell a man there are billions of stars in the sky, he believes you. Tell the same man you just finished painting the bench he's about to sit on, paint is wet. Will he believe it? Hell nah!" I think that pretty much sums up my view of religion and politics. People believe anything but the Truth.

I get told I'm going to Hell or to go, typical response is "already there." That usually stops 'em, or sets up the whole "I'll pray for you" bit. And I just smile and nod at that point. Actually broke a psychologist one time just smiling and nodding. He ran from the room bawling his eyes out saying something about not being able to deal with psychotics.



Same school friend when I told her of my first girl on girl sexual experience. "You didn't.. phewwwwwwwwwwwwww... does that mean Saturday is off then (in reference to a double date we had with two lads)?" Not quite sure she understood what bisexuality is...

LOL "Put your left foot in, wiggle it 'bout ..." We really got to get Jim Morrison back, or Kipling. Need a good story master to fuck with all o' 'em.

Lad in a club in Glasgow who was extremely dishy.."My pal tells me you like it both ways.. would ye like ti come hame an meet the wife.. ??" Hmmmm..

Groovy. Sounds like a promising sandwich.

Me to my sister when I first found out she took the occasional woman lover.."HTF did u keep that away from ME all this time????"

Padding a few characters here.

[void()]

A wise man once told me that there are no stupid questions , only stupid people who don't ask questions . How else are you going to learn what you want to know ?

Observation is another way. But yes, I'd rather ask questions.

[littlerayofsunshine]

I once told a friend and she sort of got nervous and a slight look of disgust and asked me "Have you ever been attracted to me or undressed me in your mind?"


And i simply said "No, not in the least, no offense". Then she seemed less disgusted and more of "Well why the hell not!"

*shrugs*

[Skarlett-Syn]

So if you are bi, does this mean you want to grow a dick too?

I said bisexual darling, not hermaphrodite.

How can you be bi? Bi people don't exist, you are just doing this for attention.

I am sorry that you feel that way. You know for a lesbian that is pretty close minded.

Can I watch?

Can I beat your head in with a shovel?
:female:

[BiCycler]

Very recently while out with a married couple who claim to be bisexual, my g/f told them while I was not at the table that I had been in a relationship and had lived with a man for two years before we got together. The wife leaned forward and said, "I thought you said he is bi".:flag2::rainbow:

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

lol For me it was they having this perplexed look, then asking slowly,
1. "Sooo...how do 2 women make love? One hasta be on top, right? Who takes turns being the man??"

2. "How do you decide who wears the strap on thingie?"

3. "So do you use a vibrator or a dildo in bed?"

4. "OMG!! You havent kissed me after going down on your girlfriend have you!???" :disgust:

This from the cousin that I always used to kiss on the cheek until she found out. I stopped doing that after she kind of cringed when I started to at a family thing once...:(

:rolleyes: Cat

[Robinium]

Very recently while out with a married couple who claim to be bisexual, my g/f told them while I was not at the table that I had been in a relationship and had lived with a man for two years before we got together. The wife leaned forward and said, "I thought you said he is bi".:flag2::rainbow:

Oh, I got that one too. That's really one of the most stupid reaction one can imagine. :rolleyes:

[darkeyes]

I once told a friend and she sort of got nervous and a slight look of disgust and asked me "Have you ever been attracted to me or undressed me in your mind?"


And i simply said "No, not in the least, no offense". Then she seemed less disgusted and more of "Well why the hell not!"

*shrugs*

This reminds me, Ray, of the girl in my class at school (not a friend particularly) who asked me whether I fantasised about her and saw her naked in the imagination. She got right ratty when I answered "You don't want to know". She persisted so I said "ok..if u insist.. yes.. often.. and you dont want to know what I imagine either..". She got right miffed though when I added "but that's nothing compared to what I imagine about *****" (her elder sister whose name I cant recall, but she was absolutely gorge!!!). In fact it got me a bit of a slapping around the following day by ***** and her m8s.