Bloody Defender Drivers

[darkeyes]

Wos on me way 'ome tonite an sittin at a road junction.. wos jus shuvvin me car inta gear 2 pull away wen ther wos an almighty crash an found mesel shunted forward.. sum bastard farmer in 'is bloody Land Rover Defender.. straight up me arse... boot a me car has a triff big dent an me drivers side tail lamp an indicator r well smashed... dus make me wonda how they bloody do it..wot bloody planet do they live on????? Nice long str8 bitta road..flat as pancake... so how cum the gett went up me arse??? Sure it wos dark.. an ther wos snow.. but road had been gritted an wos clear.. an 'e cudn c me tail lites?? An me indicator flashin??? Jeez.. if me sounds irate..yas bloody rite me is irate... am f***in irate..

.. will say 'e is bloody lukky me didn hav kids in car or wudda reely let fly at the sod... me boot is a bloody mess an 'is bloody Land Rover had hardly a bloody scratch.. !! An standin out in freezin cold an snow waitin for the polis wos no fun eitha lemme tellya... by time me got 'ome wos in a rite mood.. spesh afta the Edinburgh bypass an that wos hell an all... am in rite mood now... bloody farmers an ther bloody Land Rovers GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

[Giggles100]

Hey I had a Landrover years ago (the older safari type) called Amy :bigrin:.....

It was an awesome jeep though. It was olde English white with a roof-rack tent. under water snorkel breathing thingy and its own drinking water and long range fuel tanks. It had little pictures of elephants and giraffes on the side :). It was such a pretty little car compared to the horrible green landrovers you see farmers driving about in :bigrin:. It's the only car i'v ever owned that i got attached too. I was well sad the day i sold it.....:(

Anyway what I was getting at is that when the cold weather comes. when the floods come and when the shit hits the fan people always come looking for "that guy with the big landrover and all the winching stuff". I lost count of the times i'v pulled cars out of ditches and driven through floods to get to people.

Think about that the next time a Landrover owner cuts you up.... When you need us most were there to help :bigrin:.

You just got me wanting my Amy back now!

[12voltman59]

I am sure the Defender driver has auto insurance and that is going to pay for the damage to your car!!

Did ya get hurt at all Frannie??

At least ya know one thing--while Rovers are not the easiest vehicles to maintain----they sure are structually built well!! :bigrin:

[darkeyes]

He has.. he a bloody farmer for God's sake... we exchanged details so his insurance will coff up.. am fuzz r on my side...shud bloody well hope they r!!!!!! But me lil car hasta go 2 car hospital .. sniff sniff.. she hurt.. sniff.. luffs me lil car... sniff..:(

No hun... not hurt thanx for askin Voltie.. not reelly.. me chest hurts a bit wiv the jolt an seat belt diggin inta me... don feel whiplash so assumin don hav ne... will c how me is in mornin tho... nev can tell how ya'll b afta a nites kip.. that shud bring out owt if ther is owt 2 bring out...