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Driver 8
Mar 6, 2006, 8:45 AM
As you may already know, there's a species of apes called the bonobos (http://www.montereyherald.com/mld/montereyherald/news/nation/13917229.htm), which are all bi, and which are more peaceable, more friendly, and cuter than other apes.

Now, I'm not suggesting that we can generalize from bonobos to bi humans. Clearly more research is needed. (If you are interested in funding this much-needed work, I take cash, checks, and PayPal.)

However! The bonobos are at real risk of extinction (http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/05/bonobo.disappearing.ap/index.html), and perhaps it is time for our community to reach out to our fuzzy brothers and sisters up in the trees.

Here are some quote for those too lazy to click through to the articles:

""Bonobos are territorial too," de Waal said, "and when they meet at the borders of their territories, they scream and chase each other and stuff. But very soon they start what is called mingling." The juvenile chimps of the opposing sides start play wrestling and cavorting, the adult females engage each other in sex, as do the males. Pretty soon episodes of heterosexual lovemaking ensue."

(I personally am going to start calling what goes on in the private messages and rooms "mingling.")

"Hunters in Congo's Equator province say the apes are most easily captured when asleep drunk, so poachers intoxicate them with beer and palm wine. "

... I wonder if I can get some palm wine for my next party? We can see if it's effective on bi humans too. This is part of that research I was talking about.

PeterH
Mar 6, 2006, 8:57 AM
LOL, Driver,

Perhaps we should do something...

On a less serious note: what do you suggest to help our fuzzy friends?
:rolleyes: A fundraising orgy??
Peter

Driver 8
Mar 6, 2006, 9:14 AM
On a less serious note: what do you suggest to help our fuzzy friends?
:rolleyes: A fundraising orgy??
Just for you, here is a Save the Bonobos website in Dutch (http://www.savethebonobos.org/modules/motionmill/). (Here's a different bonobo conservation site in English (http://www.bonobo.org/index2.html), for th 99.9% of us here who don't speak Dutch.)

If anyone just wants a page about bonobos having sex (http://www.blockbonobofoundation.org/), here's something for them, too; the author not only gives lots of specifics, but believes that humans should, you know, make love not war like the apes do.

rumple4skin
Mar 6, 2006, 9:50 AM
Driver,

Once again you come up with a very interesting thread. I will see what I can do about funding your research - but it might be far more practical for me to participate in some to the experiments. I like the bonobos approach to meeting another tribe and letting sex promote peace. I have never wanted to visit violence on someone while I was engaged in the act of sex so I think there is alot of merit to this. :) I agree with you that much more research needs to be done. I would be willing to make the sacrifice to science for the good of the bonobos and humanity. I will make sure to bring my banana to the lab.

Seriously though - thanks for posting the article and I think it would be nice if we could do something. Think of the headlines - "bisexual humans help bisexual apes".

Oh and Peter - The idea of a fundraising orgy...... hmmm I like it :bigrin:

Rumple

JohnnyV
Mar 6, 2006, 10:07 AM
I'm sending my check right away. And I want a pair of bonobo pets. Or maybe four, two girls and two boys, so they can have endless fun while I watch.

:)

rupertbare
Mar 6, 2006, 10:57 AM
"Having a sexual encounter every 90 minutes or so throughout the day might seem a bit busy, but he says that's about average for bonobos, sometimes called pygmy chimpanzees."

Well I guess we can all learn from that!!

Love and Peace

Rupe :)

arana
Mar 6, 2006, 4:58 PM
"Having a sexual encounter every 90 minutes or so throughout the day might seem a bit busy, but he says that's about average for bonobos
Rupe :)
Busy? Sounds like my kinda day!! HMMM And I Know just who I want to share it with. :tong:

tom_uk
Mar 6, 2006, 6:46 PM
hey if your saving bisexual apes save one for me .......

Driver 8
Mar 6, 2006, 7:13 PM
I will see what I can do about funding your research - but it might be far more practical for me to participate in some to the experiments. I like the bonobos approach to meeting another tribe and letting sex promote peace.
As soon as my grant money comes through, I will send my videographer over to your place. Perhaps, as you are a biker, you can meet another tribe of bikers and promote peace.

Our research video will tentatively be called "Biker Bears," and, of course, all profits will go to help save the bonobos.

open2both
Mar 6, 2006, 7:15 PM
Makes me re-think the whole Tarzan, Jane, CHEETAH thing!
Umgowa! :tongue: :female:

ambi53mm
Mar 7, 2006, 5:14 AM
... I wonder if I can get some palm wine for my next party? We can see if it's effective on bi humans too. This is part of that research I was talking about.

Now that's what I call a research project...I'll bring the whipped cream it can come in handy when all the mingling begins :bigrin:

Ambi :)

nubiwoman
Mar 7, 2006, 7:11 AM
hey if your saving bisexual apes save one for me .......

:cutelaugh PMSL Tom!

APMountianMan
Mar 7, 2006, 9:25 AM
I have 20 acres in the mountains. Anyone interested in started a Bonobo community?

:cool:

rumple4skin
Mar 7, 2006, 9:36 AM
As soon as my grant money comes through, I will send my videographer over to your place. Perhaps, as you are a biker, you can meet another tribe of bikers and promote peace.

Our research video will tentatively be called "Biker Bears," and, of course, all profits will go to help save the bonobos.

LOL Driver - I should try that the next time I go to a bike rally.