Church Sex! [Archive] - Bisexual.com

Justin Chad Taylor

Dec 13, 2009, 8:24 PM

BLCHGK777

Dec 13, 2009, 10:28 PM

I don't see a problem since you are married anyway that sounds like a great start to a Sunday morning! :bigrin:

ken-bi

Dec 13, 2009, 10:34 PM

I think having sex is better than church, It brings me closer to the truth of God.

Cman949

Dec 14, 2009, 1:38 AM

TwylaTwobits

Dec 14, 2009, 2:04 AM

I can't see why anyone would care when you have sex, now if you borrowed the minister's pulpit and had some fun in front of everyone during the sermon they might have something to say.....

roy m cox

Dec 14, 2009, 2:53 AM

well GOD or gods and or goddess made us to have sex not to be ashamed of it ,, it's why i like going naked a lot i like sex every one need to enjoy sex more than they do my bf is the same he loves going naked too and when we are together we both go nude and have wonder full sex even on Sundays ,,

so i'd say yeah have a lot of sex befor you go to your church :)

oh and i heard my mom and dad one time having sex before church and every time they did that it was fun the hole day cuzz they would be in so good of moods so if you have kids and after church go out and have lots of fun and enjoy the rest of the day :):):):):):):):):)

goldenfinger

Dec 14, 2009, 4:26 AM

Oh my god, I.m cumming, ,,,,,,,Jesus Christ, wait for me.:eek::bigrin:

BLCHGK777

Dec 14, 2009, 5:50 AM

Oh my god, I.m cumming, ,,,,,,,Jesus Christ, wait for me.:eek::bigrin:

OMG rofl:cutelaugh

BiJoe696

Dec 14, 2009, 7:39 AM

It never stopped the priests at the church from having sex before the service, or after.

rissababynta

Dec 14, 2009, 10:04 AM

It never stopped the priests at the church from having sex before the service, or after.

HAHA!

smartsexychick

Dec 14, 2009, 10:53 AM

Don't worry about it! It doesn't mean a thing that you're messing around before Church. At most, people will wonder why you're so much happier than they are to be there.

Now if you messed around inside a Church...maybe then you might have some issues with the Big Guy/Girl/Whatever. I'm sure a couple of people on this site have done that - I did, back in my teenaged years. Nothing story worthy though, just making out with a girl when I was 14-15.

That would cost me what: 8 Hail Mary's and once around the Rosary beads?

I used to get fingerfucked and my nipples played with during the Sunday morning service when I was in middle school by a boy who was older. I figured out later, when I started singing as a soloist in services, that the minister could see all of it going on, due to the height of the platform. I covered myself with a coat in the winter and a sweater in the spring and summer, but it was not hard to guess. I remember this one time how the minister rubbed my back and there was something about it that was very sort of seductive. I was never alone with him, never submitted to his touch, but he was brilliant in ways beyond his Doctorate of Divinity, very charismatic, and had the opportunity presented itself, I would have worshipped at the altar, on my knees to pray.

There's no way I am not going to Hell.

chocolateluvr

Dec 14, 2009, 11:10 AM

Sunday morning is when we have sex for the most part. Too tired or busy during the week, so Sunday morning before church and smile all day!!:)

Karasel

Dec 15, 2009, 2:03 PM

I couldn't really be objective. I've had sex in a church before.

darkeyes

Dec 15, 2009, 2:07 PM

I can't see why anyone would care when you have sex, now if you borrowed the minister's pulpit and had some fun in front of everyone during the sermon they might have something to say.....

... well didnt zactly borra the pulpit... an wosn in fronta ne 1... but ther ya r.. tee hee:bigrin:

darkeyes

Dec 15, 2009, 2:08 PM

I couldn't really be objective. I've had sex in a church before.

Shockin!!!! Tee hee.....;):tong:

Karasel

Dec 15, 2009, 2:17 PM

Yeah, but I don't think anything is wrong with having sex before church.

bi-the-way

Dec 19, 2009, 5:37 AM

I used to get fingerfucked and my nipples played with during the Sunday morning service when I was in middle school by a boy who was older. I figured out later, when I started singing as a soloist in services, that the minister could see all of it going on, due to the height of the platform. I covered myself with a coat in the winter and a sweater in the spring and summer, but it was not hard to guess. I remember this one time how the minister rubbed my back and there was something about it that was very sort of seductive. I was never alone with him, never submitted to his touch, but he was brilliant in ways beyond his Doctorate of Divinity, very charismatic, and had the opportunity presented itself, I would have worshipped at the altar, on my knees to pray.

There's no way I am not going to Hell.

If God or whomever you worship made us, and he/she obviously made us with a strong sex drive, why would he/she be offended by sex just because it is in a place of worship? I think we are made to enjoy sexual pleasure and thus it isn't a bad thing, even in church. If you are going to hell, smartsexychick, I guess I will see you there just for posting this!

goldenfinger

Dec 19, 2009, 7:37 AM

Just found this. From New Zealand.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10616487

Here is a better picture of the billboard.
http://politiken.dk/udland/article862847.ece

Eddie altamonte

Dec 19, 2009, 9:21 AM

My first male lover use to have the keys to a church and that was where I learned the joys of same sex pleasures...believe me I got on my knees many times there and I was saying God's name quite frequently. I just don't think it was in anyway the minister would have imagined LOL

spsbihm65

Dec 19, 2009, 9:57 AM

just remember cant eat before mass so i guess that kills the foreplay.:bigrin:

darkeyes

Dec 19, 2009, 10:07 AM

Some reckon that Im not a very respectful person (Respectful me sed..not respectable). Its true about many things for better or worse. Those things I have no respect for. I have made love inside a church, and bear no regret and feel no shame for that. However, there is one instance for which as the years have passed I do feel regret and shame and that is the time in my teens when my bf and I had sex on a gravestone in Greyfriars Kirk in Edinburgh. I didnt at the time. In fact we both thought it a big hoot. Now however there exist within me pangs of guilt. Why? Good question, because I am as irreverant about death and the dead as I have ever been. Kate says its because I past a milestone on my birthday. I dont know why, but I just have regrets for what now seems a daft act.

..and before anyone asks.. yes... it was THAT Greyfriars, but it was NOT Bobby's masters grave.

12voltman59

Dec 19, 2009, 2:06 PM

Justin---why would you and your wife feel bad that ya'all had sex before going to church???

I mean you are "man and wife" and all---and by the reckoning of most religions the only good, proper and acceptable sex is sex between one married man and his wife--so you are "doing God's will" and such when you guys have sex.

If your preacher or the good folks at the church somehow found out you did and were judgemental about it---tell 'em ''We are trying to make a baby, and we figured having sex before going to church--God would hopefully bless us and give us that baby!!"

That would just have to warm their little 'ol heart of hearts, Bless their hearts!!

:bigrin::bigrin:

handlebar

Dec 20, 2009, 4:09 PM

As long as it is not sex INSIDE the Church, all is fine.

Captainnasty1st

Dec 20, 2009, 6:25 PM

:eek: Lately my wife and I are having sex on Sunday mornings before church. Today on the way to the chapel my wife said to me "Do you think we should be having sex before church"? I told her there is nothing wrong with it because we are married and it should't make a difference when we make love. What does anyone else think? :flag3:

First, your dick pics don't look like they are from the same man, so why should we believe anything else about you..??? Second, religion has no business in your bedroom, thats just another myth promoted by organized religion, promoting their agenda..???

handlebar

Dec 20, 2009, 6:31 PM

First, your dick pics don't look like they are from the same man, so why should we believe anything else about you..??? Second, religion has no business in your bedroom, thats just another myth promoted by organized religion, promoting their agenda..???

And you have no business telling him what he can believe or not believe.
Every post you seem to have so far is negative and demeaning. Why are you here if you are so full of hate?

Ok, so you don't like religion. We know. Now give it a rest please and let's have an intelligent discussion instead or a one sided opinion.

darkeyes

Dec 20, 2009, 6:32 PM

As long as it is not sex INSIDE the Church, all is fine.

Nooooooooo... Me is doomed.... gonna burn for eternity... eeeeeeeeeeekk!:eek:

How bout up gainst the church door or wall?? Me ok wiv that then??:tong:

handlebar

Dec 20, 2009, 6:33 PM

Nooooooooo... Me is doomed.... gonna burn for eternity... eeeeeeeeeeekk!:eek:

How bout up gainst the church door or wall?? Me ok wiv that then??:tong:

:tong::tong:

Captainnasty1st

Dec 20, 2009, 6:40 PM

And you have no business telling him what he can believe or not believe.
Every post you seem to have so far is negative and demeaning. Why are you here if you are so full of hate?

Ok, so you don't like religion. We know. Now give it a rest please and let's have an intelligent discussion instead or a one sided opinion.

I do have a problem with organized religion, they do promote their own agenda, and if you have read my post, I believe in the golden rule, and if your religion doesn't, I am against it..!!!

Why shouldn't I question his use of religion, when he posted fake pics on his profile..!!!

handlebar

Dec 20, 2009, 6:42 PM

I do have a problem with organized religion, they do promote their own agenda, and if you have read my post, I believe in the golden rule, and if your religion doesn't, I am against it..!!!

Why shouldn't I question his use of religion, when he posted fake pics on his profile..!!!

Because his question dealt with sex before church. Not sex within church doctrine. We ALL know you hate religion.Fine Settled.
Just as you can post your thoughts on religion,he can put whatever avatar or pics he wants to.

Freedom works both ways in this great country.

Captainnasty1st

Dec 20, 2009, 6:49 PM

Because his question dealt with sex before church. Not sex within church doctrine. We ALL know you hate religion.Fine Settled.
Just as you can post your thoughts on religion,he can put whatever avatar or pics he wants to.

Freedom works both ways in this great country.

He can, I agree, but that doesn't make him any less the deceptive person..!! He is trying to give a false impression, it's that simple..!!! If you buy it, good for you..!! I only said, if you will go back and read, that the church has no busines in the bedroom..??? Would you like them in yours..???

handlebar

Dec 20, 2009, 6:56 PM

He can, I agree, but that doesn't make him any less the deceptive person..!! He is trying to give a false impression, it's that simple..!!! If you buy it, good for you..!! I only said, if you will go back and read, that the church has no busines in the bedroom..??? Would you like them in yours..???

Ho hum. It is not about me. It is about the original poster. So with this discussion going nowhere, let's agree to disagree.

Captainnasty1st

Dec 20, 2009, 7:16 PM

Ho hum. It is not about me. It is about the original poster. So with this discussion going nowhere, let's agree to disagree.

You are right, I apologize, it was about the original poster..!!! You seem to be an educated and honorable man, I respect that, but what I don't respect is deception..!!! I am a christian, but I choose not to discuss my beliefs with others, because at any given place, in the world, I could cost me my life, and almost has..!!! I am sorry, but I have circumnavigated the Earth, 11 times, and been to almost all of the coastal countries in the northern hemisphere, and many in the southern...!!! Religious agenda kills more people, than all other causes of death, on earth...!!!