Step 1.) Open Google.com [Archive]

_Joe_

Nov 12, 2009, 11:13 AM

Step 2.) Enter in search bar "WHY WONT"

Step 3.) Enjoy the first auto-fill in option you see given to you by google.

still_shy

Nov 12, 2009, 1:04 PM

LMAO Nice....how do you come up with this stuff Joe?

MarieDelta

Nov 12, 2009, 1:22 PM

Hes actually a patient at an insane asylum. They just let him use the computer occasionally.

jamiehue

Nov 12, 2009, 1:43 PM

Step 2.) Enter in search bar "WHY WONT"

Step 3.) Enjoy the first auto-fill in option you see given to you by google.

as im eating lunch....pea soup shouda known better!

TaylorMade

Nov 12, 2009, 2:21 PM

That's it.. everyone out of the internet!

*Taylor*

12voltman59

Nov 12, 2009, 2:23 PM

This is pretty damn funny---I have to assume that we all got the same thing come up--mine was "why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"

Joe--how do you come up with this stuff?? I do say man---you have way too much time on your hands!!!:bigrin::bigrin::bigrin:

_Joe_

Nov 12, 2009, 2:36 PM

Here is where not only did I find it, but the Parakeet lets you know his answer

http://www.holytaco.com/guest-column-why-wont-my-parakeet-eat-my-diahrrea

csrakate

Nov 12, 2009, 2:39 PM

Thanks for that, Joe...it's always good to hear the parakeet's side of the story LOL!

Annika L

Nov 12, 2009, 5:44 PM

OMG, Joe. I know it says sick things about me, but that was *the* funniest thing I have seen you post here...possibly the funniest thing I've ever encountered here!! (both the original and the link to the parakeet's response)

Btw, for me, entering simply "why" was enough to bring up the link...apparently this is the main thing Googlers want to know these days, LOL!

I just tried to read to Kel the parakeet's response, and halfway through Reason #2 I just completely broke apart into convulsive laughter and couldn't stop, and she had to take the laptop from my helpless form, and read the rest of the thing herself. Fortunately, I can breathe again now and my heart-rate is back to normal. *phew!!*

_Joe_

Nov 12, 2009, 6:01 PM

As a crohns sufferer, I found it just as immensly funny.

TwylaTwobits

Nov 12, 2009, 6:13 PM

Can only just laugh at this point, funny as always, Joe.

csrakate

Nov 12, 2009, 6:31 PM

OMG, Joe. I know it says sick things about me, but that was *the* funniest thing I have seen you post here...possibly the funniest thing I've ever encountered here!! (both the original and the link to the parakeet's response)

Btw, for me, entering simply "why" was enough to bring up the link...apparently this is the main thing Googlers want to know these days, LOL!

I just tried to read to Kel the parakeet's response, and halfway through Reason #2 I just completely broke apart into convulsive laughter and couldn't stop, and she had to take the laptop from my helpless form, and read the rest of the thing herself. Fortunately, I can breathe again now and my heart-rate is back to normal. *phew!!*

Makes you wonder if our Joe is the voice of the parakeet, huh? And No...I am not calling you a birdbrain, Joe! LOL!

BfloBiFun

Nov 12, 2009, 6:33 PM

Joe . . . U have Way to much time on ur hands . . . lol, But it is funny !!!

rissababynta

Nov 12, 2009, 10:21 PM

I was on the phone with my friend...and said "Oh hang on a sec, I have to open up google. Chances are it's going to be something fucked up because a friend of mine who always has fucked up things to share is the one saying that this should be done."

Thanks for not dissapointing Joe.

_Joe_

Nov 12, 2009, 10:24 PM

I was on the phone with my friend...and said "Oh hang on a sec, I have to open up google. Chances are it's going to be something fucked up because a friend of mine who always has fucked up things to share is the one saying that this should be done."

Thanks for not dissapointing Joe.

That's spooky Im that reliable.

littlerayofsunshine

Nov 13, 2009, 7:50 PM

There is a website that opened this week, to put up screen grabs of Google Autocompletes (http://autocompleteme.com/)

my favorite was 'What are the strawberries doing on my nipples I need them for fruit the salad'

onewhocares

Nov 14, 2009, 2:33 AM

Joe,

You and Kate have WAY too much time on your hands. As I said to her..would you consider taking up crochet or perhaps on line Scrabble. But I must say..it was so funny.

Belle

BiJoe696

Nov 14, 2009, 10:41 AM

Very funny.

BTW: I always use Scroogle. Not Google.

http://www.scroogle.org/cgi-bin/scraper.htm

no cookies | no search-term records | access log deleted within 48 hours

12voltman59

Nov 14, 2009, 12:57 PM

That was damn funny too--but if ya think Joe and Kate have wwwwayyyyy too much time on THEIR HANDS!! What about the person who went to the time and trouble to create that piece---my God---we created all this great techonolgy to connect the world and what do we do with it?? We do stuff like create a fictional blog of a parakeet talking about why he won't eat his "masters" shit!!

Its the end of the world as we know it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eyFiClAzq8 and I feel fine!!! :bigrin::bigrin: