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Cherokee_Mountaincat
May 3, 2009, 12:44 AM
This is Bad...lol

The following are all replies that women have written on Child
Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'Father's Details,' or
putting it another way.... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts
from the forms.




1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was
fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the
father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same
night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party
if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with
a man I met that night. I do remember that the s * x was so good that I
fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send
me his phone number?
Thanks...


4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a
BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if
he's had it replaced.


5. I have never had s * x with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was
ej * culate and that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to
do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications
for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the
country.
Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the
same to me.

8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with
him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also
borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
World.
Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .

10. So much about that n ight is a blur. The only thing that I remember
for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening.
If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at
8956 Miller Ave , mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all,
like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you
fart. :rolleyes:

Annika L
May 3, 2009, 1:49 AM
Holy f-ing LOLOL!!

Twenty years ago, I wouldn't have been stupid enough to believe those were genuine. Nowadays I'm not stupid enough to believe those *aren't* genuine! :tong:

Lonewolf76
May 3, 2009, 1:57 AM
Where's the gene pool chlorination team?.... Where are they!!! LOL

M. Wolfe
May 3, 2009, 2:29 AM
I lol'd at this one.


7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the
same to me.

SOOOO funny.



In nummer 8 I notice she said "axe". Why do people say that?! It's ASK, not axe. /æsk/ ASK!
I hate how people today mindlessly butcher our wonderful language.

TwylaTwobits
May 3, 2009, 2:35 AM
Cat....Cat..... I love you Cat that's all I'm saying. Thanks for the smiles.

graytwo
May 3, 2009, 4:04 AM
Probably someone outside of Maryland or DC bars.

sheesh look at http://media.www.jhunewsletter.com/media/storage/paper932/news/2001/09/14/Features/A.Strange.Law.Exists.In.Maryland-2241785.shtml

This is from John Hopkins University in 2001 and the law is still on the books and I love the,

..After an extensive search into the gritty depths of Maryland law, there turned out to be one that specifically prohibits the sale of condoms from vending machines. The single exception says condoms can be sold in "places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." ....

Guess our fore fathers/mothers knew that safe sex could only be done based on excessive alcohol intake in the Maryland/DC area. Checkout the location from DC - about 15 miles. :cop:

Thanks Cat for the original post.:rolleyes:

rissababynta
May 3, 2009, 7:54 AM
I think I know someone responsible for one of them.

Realist
May 3, 2009, 8:14 AM
They were all funny, but number 11 cracked me up!

M. Wolfe
May 4, 2009, 4:30 AM
Wolfe-I take it that you've never been around uneducated American black women. You are very lucky.

Why? What do they say?

I've noticed here that many many young people will say "I seen it" instead of "saw" or "have seen". It's very annoying.

showmeguy
May 4, 2009, 8:01 AM
Denies all of the above allegations.

davem
May 4, 2009, 9:58 AM
Wow, pretty damn scary if you ask me. Although I cannot help but let out a little bit of a chuckle.:tongue:

veganbigmac
May 4, 2009, 11:22 AM
I think number five was my favorite.

It's things like this that make me afraid that the movie "Idiocracy" is prophetic.