Butt Dust

[Doggie_Wood]

What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy in it!
These have to be original and genuine; no adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After a while he asked: "Mom, why have you got two? Is one for hot and
one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was
so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember
you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much,
that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in
vain t o take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes
wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't
give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

D.I. (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I
cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and
kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he ask ed his
dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked
what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with
this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man
named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his
wife looked back and was turned to salt Concerned, James asked: "What
happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather
wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then
asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The Sermon: I think this Mom will never forget this particular Sunday
sermon...

"Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a
rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust." He
would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who
was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill
little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?

The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed.


:doggie:

[ncman]

Thanks Dogwood for that bit of humor. Needed some this evening. Ohh the kids and what they will say. Never know until it comes out and makes you laugh!!!!

[vittoria]

Doggy...

TYVM for the funnies! I've definitely needed some of those!!

Like Art Linkletter oft said, "Kids say the darnedest things dont they?"!!

[rissababynta]

How delightful was that hehe.

Here's my little tid bit having to do with this topic. It's something I like to call "Things They Didn't Tell You Could Happen When You Have Kids"...

At the hospital the other night, my son and daughter were looking at the childrens books in the ER waiting room. The room was completely packed and quite. Suddenly, my daughter lets out this huge, long, wet, unnatural sounding fart. My son stops everything to look at her while she turns around to look at everyone with a huge grin on her face. There were a few snickers from people in the room. Suddenly my son comes running out into the middle of the room laughing, points at her, and announces quite loudly "Mommy, Daddy, Alexis just farted!" At this point the room erupted with laughter while I hid my face in my husbands arm.

It's not as cute as some of the things the other kids said in the main post...but it all just reminded me of this haha.

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Ohhh Sweetie, this was great. Thank you so much for posting it.
Kisses to your cheek. :}
Cat

[FalconAngel]

I remember seeing that one somewhere else.....it's still funny.

More so for those of us who are parents of kids who have been that age.

[BreeIsMe]

Thanks Doggie

It sometimes takes children to remind us not to take things too seriously and to look at things in a very different light!!

Bree

[diB4u]

Most defently had the awww factor there... Thanks I needed that after havign a really crappy week and a bit!

[still_shy]

I have a good one. My then three year old daughter and I were standing in line for the porta-potties during the Fourth of July fireworks. It was a long long line and we had been standing there about 20 minutes or so when this group of college aged boys walked up and asked me"Is this the line for the bathrooms?" My daughter, without skipping a beat, answered" No it's the line for the pretzels." LOL Just a tiny bit of humor during an otherwise tedious moment. Oh how I love the way she does that, even at 3 years old, her quick wit was in full bloom.