TaylorMade
Jun 14, 2008, 2:30 PM
And I hope the Transladies on the forum are not offended.
A man went to Vegas to gamble and as he was walking down the street he saw a hooker. Just of curiosity he stopped and asked, "Hey, what's your rate for a hand-job?"
The hooker replied "$500" to which the man yelped "What!?!"
The hooker continued, "Do you see that Denny's across the street?"
"Yeah" he said.
Then she asked "And do you see that Denny's a few blocks down?"
Again he nodded, "Uh-huh"
"And do you see the one way down there?"
"Yes" came the reply.
She continued, "Well, all of those I own because my hand-jobs are that good."
Now the man considered all this and decided he could risk the $500 he had intended for gambling and so off to a motel they went. The hooker gave the man such a good hand-job that he was just astounded. He decided it was worth every penny he'd paid so he said "Well, if it cost that much for a hand-job, how much does a blow job cost, 1000?" to which the hooker replied "Nu-uh, it costs $1500."
"What!?! You've gotta be kidding me!" the man exclaimed.
"Not at all," she said, "do you see that Casino out the window? I own that because of how good my blow jobs are."
The man had been planning on using $1500 toward the purchase of a new car but he decided this was really something he had to experience and so he pays her. After 15-20 minutes he's decided that he's just had the most satisfying and euphoric sexual experience ever so although he was spent he asked "So, tell me, what do your charge for some pussy action?"
The hooker replied, "Mister, do you see all that?" as she gestured toward the surrounding city. Stunned, the man asked, "You mean to tell me that you own all of Vegas!?!" To which the hooker replied, "No, but if I had a pussy I know I would!"
*Taylor*
A man went to Vegas to gamble and as he was walking down the street he saw a hooker. Just of curiosity he stopped and asked, "Hey, what's your rate for a hand-job?"
The hooker replied "$500" to which the man yelped "What!?!"
The hooker continued, "Do you see that Denny's across the street?"
"Yeah" he said.
Then she asked "And do you see that Denny's a few blocks down?"
Again he nodded, "Uh-huh"
"And do you see the one way down there?"
"Yes" came the reply.
She continued, "Well, all of those I own because my hand-jobs are that good."
Now the man considered all this and decided he could risk the $500 he had intended for gambling and so off to a motel they went. The hooker gave the man such a good hand-job that he was just astounded. He decided it was worth every penny he'd paid so he said "Well, if it cost that much for a hand-job, how much does a blow job cost, 1000?" to which the hooker replied "Nu-uh, it costs $1500."
"What!?! You've gotta be kidding me!" the man exclaimed.
"Not at all," she said, "do you see that Casino out the window? I own that because of how good my blow jobs are."
The man had been planning on using $1500 toward the purchase of a new car but he decided this was really something he had to experience and so he pays her. After 15-20 minutes he's decided that he's just had the most satisfying and euphoric sexual experience ever so although he was spent he asked "So, tell me, what do your charge for some pussy action?"
The hooker replied, "Mister, do you see all that?" as she gestured toward the surrounding city. Stunned, the man asked, "You mean to tell me that you own all of Vegas!?!" To which the hooker replied, "No, but if I had a pussy I know I would!"
*Taylor*