Create a story

[hazelcd]

Create a story by adding 4 words only ,each person adds 4 words,
I'll begin



Once upon a time

[MarieDelta]

over the mountains and

[Herbwoman39]

by a sparkling sea

[CardShark]

in a magical kingdom

[MarieDelta]

ruled by fantastic creatures.

[Skater Boy]

there lived a eunuch

[DiamondDog]

who guarded a dragon

[MarieDelta]

and his large harem

[redheadhoneycat]

and his large harem
of cross dressing midgets

[stillconfused]

Frank Zappa then said...

[redheadhoneycat]

Frank Zappa then said...
wow hubba hubba hubba

[Skater Boy]

As he undressed himself

[redheadhoneycat]

As he undressed himself
he thought where is.....

[Skater Boy]

...my tube of lube? :bigrin:

[Ally Kat]

over here, by the...

[Skater Boy]

stash of child pornography :bigrin:

[MarieDelta]

"Wait! That isn't lube!"

[bohemian69]

Then, SHE showed up.

[Skater Boy]

Then, SHE showed up.

And fellated each midget...

[deeTM]

with whips, chains and...

[redheadhoneycat]

with whips, chains and...
chips and dips too...

[Skater Boy]

chips and dips too...

and plenty of rootbeer...

[domill]

of a lovely colour

[Skater Boy]

in which to bathe...

[domill]

and play water sports

[MarieDelta]

But, alas there was

[Skater Boy]

A big, scary monster...

[redheadhoneycat]

A big, scary monster...
for my submissive side.....

[Skater Boy]

And an affeminite fairy...

[MarieDelta]

named Butch Doggy Windeborne

[onewhocares]

who sat by himself

[Bisensual Musings]

in a dark corner

[gb11vt18]

in a dark corner

where his mind explored...

[MarieDelta]

the deep outer space.

[biwords]

Suddenly, a midget with a rigid digit.....

[Skater Boy]

Suddenly, a midget with a rigid digit.....

gave birth to triplets...

[ForbiddenWindow]

the dragon was angry

[hazelcd]

and burst into flames

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

The midit triplets roared

[MarieDelta]

with a barbaric yalp!

[redheadhoneycat]

with a barbaric yalp!
Ouch...that really hurt :eek:

[Skater Boy]

Meanwhile, fairy toasted marshmallows...

[MarieDelta]

over the remains of

[Herbwoman39]

the midget triplets which

[Skater Boy]

were still smouldering gently...

[MarieDelta]

Frank Zappa said "Hey!"

[Skater Boy]

Frank Zappa said "Hey!"

Whilst stroking his moustache...

[domill]

thinking about times when...

[MarieDelta]

he and his band

[domill]

had a tiny raccoon

[Herbwoman39]

which they dressed up

[MarieDelta]

In tiny Elvis clothes

[domill]

"What a groovy raccoon..."

[Sarasvati]

wanking off a baboon

[MarieDelta]

was just a dream

[biupstateny]

they wanted to cream

[ForbiddenWindow]

and realized it was......

[Chief8_2]

better than banana cream

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

Suddenly, he gasps loudly.........

[biwords]

as his nether parts

[MarieDelta]

Suddenly burst into flaming

[biwords]

purple pinwheels (good acid!)...

[onewhocares]

" My God I feel.."

[biwords]

"...like a motherless child"

[redheadhoneycat]

"...like a motherless child"
out in the rain

[biwords]

with no direction home

[onewhocares]

Just then a new.....

[biwords]

president ruled in Latvia

[MarieDelta]

which was big surprise

[onewhocares]

cause Riga was celebrating

[biwords]

his wife, a stripper...

[onewhocares]

who had just gotten

[MarieDelta]

A huge tip in

[ForbiddenWindow]

a big crime scene

[Skater Boy]

a big crime scene

at OJ Simpson's house...

[Sarasvati]

humping his favourite refrigerator

[Skater Boy]

The story so far...

Once upon a time, over the mountains and by a sparkling sea, in a magical kingdom ruled by fantastic creatures, there lived a eunuch who guarded a dragon and his large harem of cross-dressing midgets. Frank Zappa then said "Wow, hubba hubba hubba!". As he undressed himself, he thought "where is my tube of lube?". Over there by the stash of child pornography. "Wait! That isn't lube!". Then SHE showed up and fellated each midget with whips and chains and chips and dips too... and plenty of rootbeer of a lovely color in which to bathe and play water sports. But alas there was a big, scary monster for my submissive side and an affeminate fairy named Butch Doggy Windeborne who sat in the corner, where his mind explored the deep outer space. Suddenly, a midget with a rigid digit gave birth to triplets. The dragon was angry and burst into flames. the midgets roared with a barbaric yalp: "Ouch! That really hurt!". Meanwhile, fairy toasted marshmallows over the remains of the midget triplets which were still smouldering gently. Frank Zappa said "Hey!" whilst stroking his moustache, thinking about times when he and his band had a tiny racoon which they dressed up in tiny Elvis clothes. "What a groovy racoon!". Wanking off a baboon was only a dream. They wanted to cream, and realized it was better than banana cream. Suddenly, he gasps loudly as his nether parts suddenly burst into flaming purple pinwheels (good acid!). "My God, I feel like a motherless child out in the rain with no direction home". Just then, a new president ruled in Latvia. Which was a big surprise 'cause Riga was celebrating. His wife, a stripper who had just gotten a huge tip in a big crime scene at OJ Simpson's house, humping his favorite refrigerator...

whilst smoking crystal meth...

[Sarasvati]

died. Laurel and Hardy

[MarieDelta]

danced and sang on

[ForbiddenWindow]

untill the end of

[Skater Boy]

monochrome movies thankfully came...

[Sarasvati]

and everything was glorious

[biwords]

technicolor and Smello-vision

[onewhocares]

Credits were given to.......

[Skater Boy]

the untalented, faceless extras...

[MarieDelta]

Among the extras was

[Skater Boy]

A Peruvian yak herdsman...

[jedinudist]

Screaming HELP! HELP! HELP!

[Skater Boy]

As his yaks scattered...

[ForbiddenWindow]

then Jesus appeared floating

[Skater Boy]

and the yaks repented! :bigrin:

[Skater Boy]

and the yaks repented! :bigrin:

For their numerous sins...

[ForbiddenWindow]

because they ran away

[Skater Boy]

and God forgave them...

[darkeyes]

but they sinned again...

[darkeyes]

and they luffed it...

[darkeyes]

and God was unchuffed...

[Sarasvati]

like crazy muff divers

[biwords]

the yaks grinned foolishly

[Skater Boy]

and began lactating profusely

[Sarasvati]

(A flourish of trumpets)

[MarieDelta]

Accompanied by Naked Angels

[Skater Boy]

And dykes on bikes

[Sarasvati]

Baudelaire flushes his privy

[biwords]

and, cursing the yaks,

[darkeyes]

he scratched his arse...

[biwords]

("mon semblable -- mon frere!")

[ForbiddenWindow]

and farmer was confused

[MarieDelta]

And he plowed his

[Skater Boy]

Field whilst wearing lingerie

[hazelcd]

shouting hey you fannybaws

[MarieDelta]

Which confused Frank Zappa

[Skater Boy]

so he took psychotherapy

[Sarasvati]

and fucked his Auntie

[Doggie_Wood]

right up her poop-shute

[biwords]

while Uncle looked on

[Annika L]

fantasizing about the yaks.

[biwords]

As Auntie approached orgasm...

[darkeyes]

... er bum fell off....

[biwords]

...Auntie was a cyborg!!

[Skater Boy]

She began to malfunction...

[Skater Boy]

which made Zappa flaccid...

[Skater Boy]

and full of rage...

[MarieDelta]

which made him take

[Skater Boy]

653 pills of Valium

[MarieDelta]

which was an overdose

[Skater Boy]

So he died and...

[Skater Boy]

Met Elvis in heaven...

[MarieDelta]

With the naked angels

[Skater Boy]

Suddenly, Satan himself appeared...

[Skater Boy]

surrounded by his Demons...

[Doggie_Wood]

yelling "Titties and Beer!"

[Doggie_Wood]

"I want some more......."

[MarieDelta]

the saints went marching

[Doggie_Wood]

"....... ah, Titties and Beer!"

[Skater Boy]

Satan, Elvis & Zappa then...

[biwords]

joined the Democratic party

[MarieDelta]

And campaigned for HRC

[onewhocares]

to design their clothes

[biwords]

in Wild West style.

[Skater Boy]

But cowboy hats and

[Skater Boy]

fringed shirts couldn't stop...

[Doggie_Wood]

the ghostly trio from

[scubaman]

engaging in a threesome

[Skater Boy]

And producing a love-child

[Doggie_Wood]

who sung "Baby Snakes"

[ForbiddenWindow]

God was angerly displeased

[MarieDelta]

And smote them with

[Sarasvati]

paradoodles of volcanic delight

[Skater Boy]

and a great flood

[MarieDelta]

which created a hottub

[Skater Boy]

with soapy bubbles galore

[Sarasvati]

going snap, crackle and

[MarieDelta]

Pow! The bubbles

[Sarasvati]

went totally ape shit

[Skater Boy]

Meanwhile, the yaks were...

[Skater Boy]

swimming doggy-paddle in...

[Skater Boy]

the water and singing...

[Skater Boy]

rowdy Bulgarian folk songs

[Sarasvati]

like a bunch of

[MarieDelta]

wet druken bulgarian yaks

[Doggie_Wood]

singing Bulgarian folk songs.

[Doggie_Wood]

Meanwhile at the ranch

[biwords]

an aspiring yak-shagger

[Doggie_Wood]

had finally decided to

[ForbiddenWindow]

see what bestiality was like and died from infection.

[biwords]

Tragically, the yak died of a broken heart.

[darkeyes]

fran kissed it betta

[MarieDelta]

and it followed her

[bigregory]

lick my aoura Dora

[biwords]

A yak of the living dead!

[onewhocares]

The love of a yak abounds

[biwords]

(though they're rarely monogamous)

[MarieDelta]

Except this one who

[Skater Boy]

quickly proposed to Fran

[Sarasvati]

and...In the beginning

[MarieDelta]

There was a badger

[Skater Boy]

who also fancied Fran

[biwords]

and badgered her mercilessly

[Sarasvati]

and was passing me

[MarieDelta]

on a ten speed

[Sarasvati]

Wal Mart water bed

[Skater Boy]

which floaded in mid-air

[MarieDelta]

like a magic carpet

[biwords]

Meanwhile, Fran told the yak:

[Skater Boy]

"Dae ye want a gammy wi ma teeth in or oot?"

[creach]

as he couldn't count...

[Skater Boy]

but what yak can?

[TennesseeMe]

all the yaks horses

[creach]

and all the yaks men...

[Skater Boy]

could not satisfy Fran

[creach]

so she went for...

[ForbiddenWindow]

bisexual biker dudes!

[MarieDelta]

with larger than average

[biwords]

egos, and no money!

[brokenhearted]

was sex at me

[scubaman]

who could'nt turn down

[onewhocares]

A large Starbucks Latte

[ForbiddenWindow]

with pente shots included

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

and frothy hot cream

[Skater Boy]

but no chocolate sprinkles

[MarieDelta]

In larger than average

[biwords]

condoms (special marketing promotion)

[Sarasvati]

$4.99 per packet with


Btw, people who write more than 4 words should have their contributions ignored. I say add your phrase to the previous persons words if someone breaks the 4 letter rule. The effect of doing so is like spunking all over everyone else's worth. We don't need that kind of Pollocks here, go in the corner at home and jerk yourselves off.

[biwords]

a definition of "Pollocks".

[ForbiddenWindow]

which fran found in

[Sarasvati]

John Travolta's minty foreskin

[biwords]

(which she'd bought on Ebay).

[Sarasvati]

while he was reading

[Doggie_Wood]

how to mongolian cluster-fuck

[Sarasvati]

and the art of

[Skater Boy]

War by Sun Tzu

[biwords]

as interpreted by Scientology.

[Sarasvati]

at the circumcision clinic

[biwords]

($75, not counting.....tips!)

[Doggie_Wood]

down on Los Lomas Avenue

[MarieDelta]

The foreskin was kept

[Sarasvati]

by an okapi called

[ForbiddenWindow]

muku shuku shui feng!

[scubaman]

They arranged furniture so

[MarieDelta]

that the foreskin was

[biwords]

the center of attention

[Sarasvati]

along with muku's dink

[Doggie_Wood]

and large foreskin collection

[Azrael]

each bearing an incantation

[MarieDelta]

Designed to bring the

[biwords]

beast out in Azrael

[Sarasvati]

singing "Oki Cokey Cokey....."

[ForbiddenWindow]

"okey doke artachoke"

[Sarasvati]

Suddenly there appeared 50

[scubaman]

naked virgins chanting we

[Doggie_Wood]

will raise Frank Zappa

[biwords]

800 pure Aryan children

[MarieDelta]

That will create a

[Doggie_Wood]

really big frigging termoil

[Sarasvati]

inspleling contsets of grandma

[ForbiddenWindow]

The president decided against it.

[Skater Boy]

but his wife was...

[MarieDelta]

undressing in the next

[Skater Boy]

room and fondling her...

[domill]

he felt sexy again

[Doggie_Wood]

knowing that she had

[DiamondDog]

he fisted his own ass.

[biwords]

This story's becoming incoherent.

[jamiehue]

once more with feeling

[DiamondDog]

he fisted himself and the woman at the same time.

[jamiehue]

almost there dont stop.

[biwords]

Suddenly the Earth exploded....

[ForbiddenWindow]

100 naked angels appeared

[MarieDelta]

God looked down upon