tinkslite
Jun 13, 2007, 2:35 PM
I am a Disneyaholic. There are no support groups, telethons, or 12 step programs for my disease. The real issue is that I do not yet admit that I have a problem.
Actually, it is not my problem; it is my husbands. The man would like to visit other cities than Anaheim or Orlando during our annual family vacations. No such luck, I need my fix.
Oh, we have visited other theme parks with numerous flags or movie studio themes. They were fun, too. They just weren't Disney. The other guys just don't know how to transport me to a cartoon world in the morning and into outer space in the afternoon.
I am not the only person so afflicted. I know this because Disneyworld in Florida is the most visited vacation destination in the world. I know this because of the prices on Disney collectables on e-bay.
My spouse says he would be more interested in the Disney trips if they involved getting naughty with a princess. He has suggested several titles of possible Disney princess porno films. Get out of my Neverland.
He just doesn't understand. I need to believe in princesses, fairies, talking mice, wonderland, neverland and most of all Handsome Princes that make girls dreams come true. Although, come to think of it, I don't need to go to Disneyland to believe that one. I sleep next to my Handsome Prince every blessed night of my enchanted married life.
Actually, it is not my problem; it is my husbands. The man would like to visit other cities than Anaheim or Orlando during our annual family vacations. No such luck, I need my fix.
Oh, we have visited other theme parks with numerous flags or movie studio themes. They were fun, too. They just weren't Disney. The other guys just don't know how to transport me to a cartoon world in the morning and into outer space in the afternoon.
I am not the only person so afflicted. I know this because Disneyworld in Florida is the most visited vacation destination in the world. I know this because of the prices on Disney collectables on e-bay.
My spouse says he would be more interested in the Disney trips if they involved getting naughty with a princess. He has suggested several titles of possible Disney princess porno films. Get out of my Neverland.
He just doesn't understand. I need to believe in princesses, fairies, talking mice, wonderland, neverland and most of all Handsome Princes that make girls dreams come true. Although, come to think of it, I don't need to go to Disneyland to believe that one. I sleep next to my Handsome Prince every blessed night of my enchanted married life.