strange/weird children names that makes you go "what were you thinking?!?!"

[deletetacount123]

I was reading some children names people gave to thier kids.
Yes it probably has a meaning to the mother OR maybe its cute but when the kid gets older, they may be the subject to some awful name calling bullies just cause of thier name :(
Makes you wonder what were these parents thinking ???

What names have you heard that makes you go "poor kid" cause you know thier name gonna get picked on in school?

Mine would have to be APPLE!!! (we all know whos daughter that is lol)
and the name that Ginger Spice gave her daughter... Bluebelle?

Strange odd names... but I don't think they will get picked on since the attention may be more on thier famous moms instead.

Tasha

[CuriousCoupleNC83]

Yea celebrities name their kids way off the wall stuff that sounds rediculous to us. But how about Dick Trickle??? I mean damn, if yer last name is Trickle, why name yer son DICK??? :rolleyes: :tong: Silly people!

[Herbwoman39]

The weirdest "What were they thinking?" names I've ever heard was Frank Zappa's daughter "Moon Unit" and his son "Dweezle".

There's also the twin girls that I think is an urban legend, myself. Girls born to the Hogg family were named Ima and Ura.

Sad.

[Da Doctor]

I think is a novelty to stay in the spotlight just a bit more. Yet they fail to realize the damage it can do to a child's fragile psyche. Look at Kurt Cobain's daughter. Francis Bean. Not only does that child have to deal with the pressure of a F'ked up name but she also has to deal with a drug addle mother and a dad that alledgedly committed suicide under the influence.

[Mrs.F]

What about Courtney Cox and David Arquet...their daughter is Coco.. :rolleyes:

I work with people daily and have heard some rediculas names. I've seen Charlie Brown, Donald Duck. Why in the world would you name your child that when you have that as a lastname???? I'm sure people laugh all the time and ask lot's of questions. There's also a gentleman be the name of Harold Coch, he pronounces his name like coach........but I'm sure he got called Harry Cock alot...... :(

I have a friend who had neighbors growing up. The mom's name was Star and they named their daughter Starla. That's horrible!

[biwords]

My mother once worked with an April Schauer.
And there is a Dr. Deeth in Ontario whose surname is actually pronounced "Death"; "Dr. Death will see you now!". True, it's not a given name, but you'd think a doctor in that position would change it -- to Dr. Phillgrave, say.

[allbimyself]

Reminded me of the CF for the Red Sux, Coco Crisp.

Had a friend whose name was Curt Fant. You can imagine what we did with that LOL

[Ms. Ally Kat]

Husband and I were driving around Nashville once, saw a mail box with the name Richard Head on it...we had to pull over and laugh for about 20 minutes

[onewhocares]

Allbi,

I think you may have made an error in your post....it is RED SOX.


Belle ( from Boston)

[deletetacount123]

I seriously knew a boy in grade 8 named "Richard Dick"

Theres a girl that went missing a few years ago.... her name was
"Dena Ann Dean"
Her name was odd.... but its nothing to laugh about since sadly, she was found murdered. She was only 16 and was a very pretty girl.
But her name did had me wondering why her parents named her that??

[jem_is_bi]

Long time ago, when I was in school, I knew a girl named Crystal Ball. I do not know how she became such a really nice young lady with a name that almost demanded that she be teased. Which, of course, she was :( .

JEM

[jackies]

Used to know someone named Candy Cane....


Can you imagine? lol

[Hopeful Romantic]

LOL...


Worked with a man name Kenneth Tuckey, many moons ago...

His voice mail started with, "Hi, you've called Ken Tuckey..."

[meteast chick]

I got some doozies for ya...first off I work in customer service...the funniest names I heard were...Cinnamon Bunns, Amanda Goodenbed and a girl named Dorkus. I know that's an old name, but still...I worked with a girl who's name was Tara Brown. She was in a hurry to get married due to the fact that her maiden name was Torri....Tara Torri? Her parents were big Gone With the Wind Fans.

I also worked a temp job for HeadStart, which is a preschool sort of for disadvantage families...the names...ahem...Jesus(no not the Spanish pronunciation), God, Unique, Mirror...and the tip of the iceberg they said was a boy with a name pronounced Sha-thead...spelled...S-H-I-T-H-E-A-D.

My sister had a friend who named her child Heaven. Last name Lee. Heaven Lee? OMG. Then another friend who is a Jr. High Special Ed teacher had sisters...Oranjelo and Greenjelo. Apparently Orange Jello and Green Jello are what their mother craved during pregnancy. And yet...another friend with the last name Ketchum who had an uncle Heinz. My mom's friend had last name of Munster, named her first son...Eddie. Yikes. He's my age now.

People are just truly cruel. Hell my own maiden name is Hicks, first name Rachelle pronounced Rachel. Rachel Hicks said fast would be a lesbian porn star name!!! LOL!

Luv and kisses,
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
meteast

[kimba_n_hotrod]

Back in the late 90's when I worked for a large news media group, our ad manager told a tale of her then husband and when he was in the USAF. There was a Sgt. Richard Head...and the did shorten his name to Dick. There was also a guy at our high school who's last name was Peters..his mom was Anita Peters.
My all time favorites were Lemonjello, Orangejello, Urine, Female', Shithead, & Shitface'.
Rod and I actually looked up these names to find out if they were real and not urban legends. Most of em were real. When I worked at a women's retail store in our town mall.. we had Queen Pretty, Nefertiti, & a Princess!
K & R
:three:

[siraussietosser]

Once knew these 2 kids at school named Dick Sharp and Fanny Blunt, ofcourse they had to hook up.

[vittoria]

i knew of someone named richard grass

we called him "dick weed"

[chuck1124]

Of course there was the Olympic skier whose parents named her "Peekaboo". But I knew of a family named Dick. They named their oldest daughter Anita. Her name was Anita Dick. I'm sure she got teased a lot.

[NakedBike]

We had a doctor whose names was Harold Dick aka Harry Dick..

[TaylorMade]

I had a near miss... If not for my mom's common sense (and not giving into an aunts pressure), I'd of been named after a grandmother and an aunt... Rowena Imagene Taylor really doesn't sound that good, and many, many moments, I'm glad my mom prevailed.

*Taylor*

[HDSpicy]

I knew a kid in high school with the name Jay Walker.
I also work in an office where we have lots of applications come through... I heard the names Namonia.

[Tom60152]

i saw a name on a sign a couple years back Sal Manella,attorney

[NorthBiEast]

I was once medically treated by Dr.Nurse. :cool:

[HDSpicy]

Oh... I thought of another one. I once met a guy named Scott B. White (by the way... he is African American).

[Mudblood]

My mother works within the local youth protection system, and a few years ago we were having a discussion on this very topic, and she told me a woman came in to the office to visit her children. Apparently her daughter's name was Ovary.

And hey, Herbwoman, you forgot Diva Thin Muffin Zappa! lol

[Dagni]

I don't think it's funny subject at all. Different names, different cultures, coincidence or purposes for giving a kids a strange names or to have "funny" last name, it all happens and it's all normal.

The most offending thing i heard is when my fellow and friend Kimi Räikkönen showed up in Formula 1 in 2001, and most of englishspoken persons, specialy in USA thought that was a female, not male.
I do understand "strane" last names as Head or whatever, but that's how it is.

[deletetacount123]

I don't think it's funny subject at all. Different names, different cultures, coincidence or purposes for giving a kids a strange names or to have "funny" last name, it all happens and it's all normal.

The most offending thing i heard is when my fellow and friend Kimi Räikkönen showed up in Formula 1 in 2001, and most of englishspoken persons, specialy in USA thought that was a female, not male.
I do understand "strane" last names as Head or whatever, but that's how it is.

I think they thought he was female cause Kim, Kimmi, Kimmy or Kimi are common short forms for Kimberly. And Kimberly is a popluar female name (or used to be... ) Or are we talking about the last name??

My name is Tasha..... short for Natasha... everyone auto assumes Im russian.
Im not... just have a russian name thats all.

[Dagni]

I think they thought he was female cause Kim, Kimmi, Kimmy or Kimi are common short forms for Kimberly. And Kimberly is a popluar female name (or used to be... ) Or are we talking about the last name??

My name is Tasha..... short for Natasha... everyone auto assumes Im russian.
Im not... just have a russian name thats all.

Yes Tasha i know that, but in that time it really looked stupid and close minded. I remember, i had to go all over Indy and to explain that Kimi (he's most prettiest guy on this planet btw), is male.

Well i like your name and actually it's not only Russian name, it's Slavenic name in general, just like names Ana, Maria or names like that. I have that weird name which is in use only in Finland and it's funny even for me, cause there is no any similar nation to Finns except Estonians.
Hänelle-Riikka.....hmm,,,what can i say.

[jedinudist]

you want "unusual" names, you gotta check out Memphis.

Fellopia - worked with her for a few months.

that's just one of many names that are unfortunate double entendre that I have encountered here.

[whattodo]

I know someone that had the legal name of Areedapage pronounced A-Reed-A-Page. She went and had it changed when she was old enough. It is an old Native American family name.

For that reason I was pretty careful what I named my child. It can be pretty harmful to a child to be picked on because of thier name.

[mn freak]

I worked in a pharmacy a few years ago, saw the worst doctors name.
Dr. Butcher. Why would you go into that profession with a name like that??
The worst part, I had just watched a movie called Dr. Butcher, MD (Medical Deviate)

[Pensive]

Strange but true:

There is a company in Erie, PA (where everyone in my family lives except my little local branch of the family tree) owned by a man named Peter Hardner which at one point went by the name of "Peter Hardner and Sons Erection Company." They used to have a rather large billboard.

Want proof?
http://www.manta.com/coms2/dnbcompany_mv1tz

:cool:

[Pensive]

Also, we had a client at work today named "George Semencar." Not that this is a name poor George had any control over, but I got a chuckle out of it.

[bigirl_inwv]

My name is Laken. It's different...but I guess it's not strange. People just always seem to have a hard time pronouncing it. I've been called Lincoln, Larken, Lanken, and Lakie.

My aunt was pregnant and just knew that it was going to be a girl. She wouldn't let them tell her the sex of the baby. She had girl names picked out, the nursery was decked out in pink. My grandma kept saying she needed to pick out a boy's name just in case it wasn't a girl. She refused. When the baby was born...lo and behold...it was a boy. She named him Justin Case.

Other than that...I've also seen the name "Shithead".

Initials are something people don't look at much either. My best friend's initails are A.S.S.

[miller lite man]

My name is Craig. In High school,I was smaller than most kids my age. SOO,because I was small I was given the nick, "Ignatz", after the small mouse on TV.. I HATED the name. PLEASE,don't call me that?!
My pal called me "Tigunior",a combination of Tiger,and Junior. He understood how I hated the other name,so he called me that. I was a small person,with a big spirit...come to think of it, I still am. :)

[darkeyes]

Wen me wos 1st concieved, me mum an dad wer told me wos gonna b a boy...me wos carried like me bro had been, all signs wer that me wos a sad case...male.... Me mum had bad time carryin me an me dad bowed 2 her choice of name.. Francis.... much against his better judgement...

Now..1 thing ya don do in the scottish workin classes is call a boy Francis..he in for very hard time... k he prob b called Frank, but its not that common up ere..an if they get wind ya propa name is Francis....God help ya...


Course wot happened wos me appeared minus willie an assorted funny bits.... mum wos horrified...dad had wee giggle an sed..keep the name...me likes..Frances!!! So Frances it is..an thank me lukky stars all the signs wer rong..... :bigrin:

[flexuality]

Just off the top of my head.....

there's a dentist around here named Dr. Ow.....another one named Dr Freeze. My sister used to see a Dr Paine....

I once worked in a bank and there was this really strange woman customer with teeth that wiggled when she talked (that was her *best* feature)....her name was Princess Fuck.

[darkeyes]

I hate the name Jordan.. loathe the name Cecilly, despise the name Hilda and really grimace when I hear the name Elliot used as a forename...

But a funny..if any has ever read Leslie Thomas's book "Virgin Soldiers", or watched the film ( s'ok if ya havent......both are crap...) there is a chinese character goes by the name of Fuk Yew. That I find brill and hysterical.

And finally...except for 1 or two who I despair of, but luv very dearly, no 1 gets away wiv callin me Frannie or Franny, and Fanny (Jeez) means immediate death!!! The following is an exhuastive list of those on site who I will let pass unharmed for calling me Frannie or Franny:

Rana
Mumsy

Now take heed an obey!!!

[littlemissdancer]

my biology professor did his work in the field of male contraception. his name is Dr. Seaman...

[fishfry29]

I was in the service with a guy named Woodcock.....we called him "splinter dick"......... My grandson is named "Emerson" I ask my son why they just didnt name him "Hit me in the head with a basketball during recess"

[FerSureMaybe]

Teacher's friend used to work at a hospital. Spanish-speaking woman named her daughter Ariola. They tried to explain to her that the kid would get teased here. She wouldn't hear of it.

Also have heard "Spechelle" pronouned special.

And my history teacher's last name was Samples. He wanted to name his kids Austin Seth and Pamerla Marie. That's right. ASS and PMS. We all tried to convince him to name one "Free"

Girl at Wal-Mart had a poll going too. One of the names was Autumn Rain.


And I would've been Tyson if I was a boy. *cringes*


And I'm upset with Fran, cuz I should so be on that list. :tongue:

[gb11vt18]

I remenber some time ago on ESPN they had some names of children that were named after the sports network. They called them Espn and other forms of that. I find that kinda strange and always made me say "what were you thinking"

[whattodo]

While I was in the Navy we had two kids that should have considered changing their last names before entering the service. On was Seaman and the other was Sample. So they were called Seaman Seaman and Seman Sample. Poor kids how they were ridiculed in Bootcamp.

[Taeris]

Apparently (I'm not sure how true this is) my dad used to teach somebody called Russel Sprout.

And he also apparently had a friend called Richard Head. Again, not sure how true that is either...

If they are true, then "What were you thinking?!?!"

[darkeyes]

My dads mates son. Paul Raymond Ian... Carpenter.... God wotta prik!!!:bigrin:

Poor wee sod!

[DiamondDog]

The name Paige/Page when given to both boys and girls.

I also have noticed that celebrities name their kids really weird names.

[gfofbiguy]

Dr. Skankey, infectious disease physician in Las Vegas:eek:
Dr. Payne, pain management physician in Las Vegas

...even though the parents probably had no idea what field their children were to go into as adults, I think it's funny that their last name kind of matches their fields of choice

[naive]

at my high school, we had a reverend kerr that named his son wayne. never met him but that's what the rumour mill churned out at my school.

[Skater Boy]

Mmm, I've always found names like Tarquin, Jasper, Ignatius, Tabitha, and Cordelia quite pretentious and flowery.

But I probably wouldn't have minded if my parents had named me after someone great... Alexander sounds cool. As does Lucas. I could just about handle "Leonardo" if DiCaprio hadn't beat me to it.

Exotic/Biblical can be nice too... Mordechai (pronounced: mor-de-kai) for example, and Zachariah, and possibly even Judas if your feeling controversial.

Generally though, if your surname is "Chester", try and avoid naming your son "Charlie" ;) :bigrin:

[leizy]

I went to college with a girl named Twinkle Van Winkle.

[YouronlyGoddess]

All of these names are people who do/did live in northern IL:

December
April May
Crystal Clear Waters
Kristal Shanda Leer
Heath & Candy Barr (brother and sister)
Richard Dick (aka Dick-Dick)
Candy Dick (she actually took his name when they married)

[texasman6172003]

Well as some of you know.from seeing my post are me having told you my name is Charles.. Ive never really minded my first name. My mother and a few other people have told me it is tinged with a bit of royalty to the name. Whatever the hell that means,lol. Anyway what im driving at is without actually telling you my last name,which a few of you do know what my last name is. It is what i have caught hell about over the years. Lets just say it rhymes with suck,fuck,tuck and other similiar sounding words. Ihad to fight guys at times thru my school year's over my last name because of the fun they would make of it. And as kids it was pretty cruel sometimes,lol. But after i got the scoloisis i got when i turned 14,i couldnt fight anymore because of my back. Iwill never forget one day i kept gettting picked on buy this guy. A friend of mine that i played football with defended me. Buy the way Brian was about six three,and weighed 250,which was huge in those days. Well Brian picked this guy up with one hand buy the shirt collar and told him in no uncertain terms i couldnt fight and to leave me the hell alone . To this day he's been one of the best friends ive ever had. My point is kids can be cruel with names whether its your first name or your last name. just my :2cents::bipride:

[wanderingrichard]

i knew of someone named richard grass

we called him "dick weed"

uhhh, hon?, i met the real thing in 95 working the relief effort in Haiti.. an US Army Capt. with the last name of Weide [ weed] and first name really was Dick...

[Colbalt_Blue]

I worked with Rick Shaw, Harry Wrench and Rusty Pipes. This was years ago in the high tech world. I always feel bad for people who have such odd names and wonder what the parents were thinking.

The thing that bothers me now is all the strange spellings. A friend is going to have a baby and she is going to name him James. But spell it Jaymes. So this kid will go through his entire life spending tons of time spelling his name. She wants him to be a "individual" well he will be a individual by his personality, and not his name.

Oh and here is one more. Misty Spray. She went into the Navy. And so she was called Seaman Spray. It was really funny!

[fortyniner1]

My wife knew a girl by the name of Marie Friescock. She married a man named Peter Dick. To make matters worse, she took his name after her own and became Marie Friescock-Dick. Once in court (she was a lawyer), she presented herself to the judge and said, "Marie Friescock-Dick for the plantiff, Your Honor". The judge thought she was being a smart-ass and told her to watch her language in court! (Until he read her name on his docket).:bigrin::bigrin:

[MarieDelta]

My mother once worked with an April Schauer.
And there is a Dr. Deeth in Ontario whose surname is actually pronounced "Death"; "Dr. Death will see you now!". True, it's not a given name, but you'd think a doctor in that position would change it -- to Dr. Phillgrave, say.

Hey there is a Dr here in Bakersfield that goes by Deeths, although she pronounces it more like teeth than death...

[Doggie_Wood]

When I was in Jr High, we had a couple that lived several doors down. The fella's name was Shelly Maggot. When they were expecting their first born, he had his last name legally changed to Mann.

[speedofan]

There is a doctor here named Dr. "Happy" Dicks.

"Happy" is a nickname.

[brunette]

something about the deep south inspires bad names:

Patience Allday
Sunshine Stanley
Misty Dawn Lake
Crystal Stormes
Ronnie (not short for Ronald) Taylor
Russ (not short for Russell) Pierce

also, i know about 18 Ashleys or some variation on the spelling, 12 Amys, 8 Crystals, and plenty of Johns and Davids.

[BreeIsMe]

Well, I don't think I saw this one but there is always Frank Zappa's daughter:

Moon unit

but that is probably before most people were born here

[brotherAss]

my mom once worked with someone named Chip Unfried (pronounced un-freed)... but when his name appeared on some application last name first, it was "Unfried, Chip"...

my wife has a student by the name of Psyche (pronounced, and i'm not kidding, "Sashay").

[Ocasio otoko]

I was reading some children names people gave to thier kids.
Yes it probably has a meaning to the mother OR maybe its cute but when the kid gets older, they may be the subject to some awful name calling bullies just cause of thier name :(
Makes you wonder what were these parents thinking ???

What names have you heard that makes you go "poor kid" cause you know thier name gonna get picked on in school?

Mine would have to be APPLE!!! (we all know whos daughter that is lol)
and the name that Ginger Spice gave her daughter... Bluebelle?

Strange odd names... but I don't think they will get picked on since the attention may be more on thier famous moms instead.

Tasha

Oh this is big trend in many countries now especially in Puerto Rico. They borrow names from the English language and also make these surealistic ones out of the combiantion of the parent's names. I know of a cute girl name "Rodsyl". I used to be friends with her mom. Her name's Sylvia, the father's Rodolfo. Honestly when I say the kid's name out loud it sounds like a new medicine for vaginal itching.She did this out of a singer from the Dominican Republic her name Charytin and her husband was Elin, their son was named Chalim. I also had a classmate in elemetary school called "Restituto", one of the ugliest names I have heard ever! He was never bullied as he was one himself....well with that name! I even recall and this was true honest! A grandmother wanted her grandaughter to be named Clittoris!!!! it took a great deal of peolpe to convince her otherwise.:bigrin:

[gfofbiguy]

My mom went to school with someone who's last name was Butt (I don't recall what his first name was...) but his father's first name was Royal....Royal Butt...Yikes!:eek:

[paukenplayer]

These types of lists are always fun.....

Many moons ago while still in school I worked in medical records. I ran across a name while doing some purging of files. We aren't supposed to look, but when purging you have to check every page before sending to get microfilmed. Sometimes you just can't help noticing things.

The child was named Mary Jane

The Family name was Reefer.

I always wondered how the girl made out going through life as Mary Jane Reefer...:bigrin:

[BiDanielle]

I wonder about the President of Duke University's parents. They named him Richard and their family name is Brodhead. But maybe they were prescient because he is a Dick(brod)head.

[Lake_Bi_Guy]

Wife was at hospital with her father at time close to his death with 3 sisters when they announced a call for : Dr. Richard Head: They all just looked at each other and broke out in laughter, guess they needed that just then.:cowboy:

[Fresia]

There was a racecar driver from the 90's.
Dick Trickle.
No, I'm not kidding.:tongue:

[sweecocksucker69]

I once new a couple who name their son " Asfault" after her ass and his fault.

[darkeyes]

heard on Auntie a few months back..

Terry Bull
Anna Sasin
Paige Turner
Annette Curtain
Anna Prentice.

as evidence of them and more http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7909561.stm

...and a guy me sister went 2 school wiv and fancied summat rotten but nev got a look in.. Bill Hooke:tongue:. His dad, after whom he was named after has always been known as Wullie... no fool he:impleased.

[marine20]

there was a lady on jerry springer , whose name was aqua net . really !

[Plumhead2]

OK, OK, here are the crazy names I have encountered: A woman I knew in college was named Mara Bloom, a flowery name. Then there was a guy named Seymour Krotch and his sister Ophelia Krotch. Always cracked me up when I saw them. Then I had a client named Fuk Kew. He would answer the phone "Fuk Kew!" I always let my secretary call him up so I wouldn't have to ask for Fuk Kew.

[Biboz49]

I knew a podiatrist named Dr Foote and a gastroenterologist named Dr Belch.

[Biboz49]

Another interesting name was Ivanhoe McKnight.

[pole_smoker]

Mason, Tyler, Taylor, Amber, Jasun, Aimee/Amee, Shane, Liam, Paige/Page, Jordan, Kelly/Kelli, Brooklyn, Jayden, Ethan, Aiden, Brantley, Britinee/Britney, Briann/Bree, Mortimer, Cody, Brandy/Brandi/Brandee, Heather, Channing, Chase, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, Becky, Jethro, Bubba, Krystal, TJ, Dwayne, Jermaine, Cheyenne, Chantal, Shania, Shakira, Charlize, Jessi, Dustin, Christi/Christee, Lennox, Maddox, Kingston, Jackson, Coco, Buddy, Cooper, Murphy, Harlee, Kati/Katelyn, Leighann, Dakota, Broden, Chuck, Earl, Sean, Ryland, Darryl, Jake, Bo, Norman, Caden, Quinn, Quim, Jamie, Lacee/Laci, Hudson, Devon/Devin, Gemma/Jemma, Hailey, Liam, Elijah, Levi, Dee, Nise/Nice/Neece, Cletus, Warren, and Madison.


First names like: Lorraine, Charaine, Charmaine, Leeanne, Leah, DuWayne, Sharon, Sherilyn, Sherraine, Sharmayne, Rusty, Kevin, Darren, La- anything, De- anything, weirdly-placed apostrophe anything, using punctuation instead of a letter anything, any luxury brand, any type of liquor. And Lorraine again. Really, it's nasty. Lorraine is a cheap-ass, nasty, low-rent, no class name.


And for fucks sake since when did it become acceptable to name a child anything that sounds like a stripper, but not the nice kind, the sort with razor burn and a Caesarian scar. What fucking fuckery fucktard parent does this? :rolleyes:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaAn48eX9SM

[Annika L]

Mason, Tyler, Taylor, Amber, Jasun, Aimee/Amee, Paige/Page, Jordan, Kelly/Kelli, Brooklyn, Jayden, Ethan, Aiden, Brantley, Mortimer, Cody, Brandy/Brandi/Brandee, Heather, Channing, Chase, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, Becky, Jethro, Bubba, Krystal, TJ, Dwayne, Jermaine, Cheyenne, Chantal, Shania, Shakira, Charlize, Jessi, Dustin, Christi/Christee, Lennox, Maddox, Kingston, Jackson, Coco, Buddy, Cooper, Murphy, Harlee, Kati/Katelyn, Leighann, Dakota, Broden, Chuck, Earl, Sean, Ryland, Darryl, Jake, Bo, Norman, Caden, Quinn, Quim, Jamie, Lacee/Laci, Hudson, Devon/Devin, Gemma/Jemma, Hailey, Liam, Elijah, Levi, Dee, Nise/Nice/Neece, Cletus, and Madison.


First names like: Lorraine, Charaine, Charmaine, Leeanne, Leah, DuWayne, Sharon, Sherilyn, Sherraine, Sharmayne, Rusty, Kevin, Darren, La- anything, De- anything, weirdly-placed apostrophe anything, using punctuation instead of a letter anything, any luxury brand, any type of liquor. And Lorraine again. Really, it's nasty. Lorraine is a cheap-ass, nasty, low-rent, no class name.


And for fucks sake since when did it become acceptable to name a child anything that sounds like a stripper, but not the nice kind, the sort with razor burn and a Caesarian scar. What fucking fuckery fucktard does this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaAn48eX9SM

What, you got Mason, but missed Dixon? :tongue:

OMG, though, seriously...this is hilarious, video and all. Didn't know you had it in you...and glad to see you do.

[Melody Dean]

I once worked with a girl named Lisa. Except she pronounced it with a short i and long s, like Lissa. And anytime someone would misspell it in an email with the extra S, or pronounce it like you normally would Lisa, she would always correct them.

[chicagom]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyQvjKqXA0Y

[by~his~side]

Chica, my love! So nice to see your bad self here today. I've missed you!

Dee

[darkeyes]

Mason, Tyler, Taylor, Amber, Jasun, Aimee/Amee, Shane, Liam, Paige/Page, Jordan, Kelly/Kelli, Brooklyn, Jayden, Ethan, Aiden, Brantley, Britinee/Britney, Briann/Bree, Mortimer, Cody, Brandy/Brandi/Brandee, Heather, Channing, Chase, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, Becky, Jethro, Bubba, Krystal, TJ, Dwayne, Jermaine, Cheyenne, Chantal, Shania, Shakira, Charlize, Jessi, Dustin, Christi/Christee, Lennox, Maddox, Kingston, Jackson, Coco, Buddy, Cooper, Murphy, Harlee, Kati/Katelyn, Leighann, Dakota, Broden, Chuck, Earl, Sean, Ryland, Darryl, Jake, Bo, Norman, Caden, Quinn, Quim, Jamie, Lacee/Laci, Hudson, Devon/Devin, Gemma/Jemma, Hailey, Liam, Elijah, Levi, Dee, Nise/Nice/Neece, Cletus, Warren, and Madison.


First names like: Lorraine, Charaine, Charmaine, Leeanne, Leah, DuWayne, Sharon, Sherilyn, Sherraine, Sharmayne, Rusty, Kevin, Darren, La- anything, De- anything, weirdly-placed apostrophe anything, using punctuation instead of a letter anything, any luxury brand, any type of liquor. And Lorraine again. Really, it's nasty. Lorraine is a cheap-ass, nasty, low-rent, no class name.


And for fucks sake since when did it become acceptable to name a child anything that sounds like a stripper, but not the nice kind, the sort with razor burn and a Caesarian scar. What fucking fuckery fucktard parent does this? :rolleyes:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaAn48eX9SM
Wont say I like all of the names u mention... a bit over half. Really like some, really loathe a few... Lorraine is a wonderful, often beautiful region of France bordering on Luxemburg. A very rich history, and the cross of Lorraine means so much historically 2 almost all French people. Several of the most beautiful women I have known were called Lorraine and stiĺl are and are anything but cheap.. it is a name some will like and some wont and women of all kinds are fortunate in my opinion to have it. We all think of things differently and names are no different.. I have always thought Lorraine to be one of the most beautiful girls names of all..)

And just what is a stripper name? I know a few, and pole dancers, several ladies of the night, some friends, some aquaintances... they have names like Elizabeth, Victoria, Charlotte, Margaret, Margot, Ann or Anne, Katherine (not my Kate just so u know) or Catherine, Mary, Marie and more.. all are names of modern and historical queens and princesses... a lot of ver posh peeps indeed have and do give their children the names of in ur view women employed in some very dubious professions... u do say the daftest things sometimes...

[Gearbox]

I was told that there's a famous Russian tennis player called Onya Backyubich, but am not quite sure about that.:rolleyes:

[darkeyes]

I was told that there's a famous Russian tennis player called Onya Backyubich, but am not quite sure about that.:rolleyes:
prob... but I do know a daft tart who was confused with her a few times in dim an' distant past... lots of Scots guys r a base lot wiv lickle or no finesse and the most crap chat up lines as well as the most "delicate and charming" way of asking women 2 lie wiv them. Not all by a long shot, but a goodly number... :eek2:

[cuttin2dachase]

I worked with a woman whose married name was 'Slutt'. Her 1st name began with 'A' and she signed all her paperwork and emails as "A. Slutt". She took a lot of ribbing about it, but said the ribbing and frequent smirks she got were not new to her because her maiden name had been 'Hoar'. She was a good sport and would joke about it herself, saying that she got tired of being a Hoar so she became a Slutt instead.

A kid I went to school with was named Q.Z. Smith. I, other classmates and even our teacher were continually asking him what the Q & Z stood for. He insisted that QZ was his given name and the Q and the Z stood for nothing. We didn't believe him and kept on prodding him to tell us. He finally got so tired of it, he brought in his birth certificate one day. Sure enough the name on it was "QZ Smith".

[rosemarylu]

I used to work at a school. These were real names of children: Crucifix, True Love, One Love, Strange, Montana, Denzel Washington, Michael Jordan
My friend worked at different school and had students named Coco-Cola and Tomato soup