Kinky date stories...

[yoyo4u]

Hi guyz.

Exactly a month ago I started the Embarrassing date stories... (http://main.bisexual.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3021) thread and I really appreciate all posts.
I am glad that there are no more Embarrassing date stories... you can post. Based on the success of that thread I decided to start this one up.

There might be some of you, who'll find the ones labeled "Embarrassing" also "Kinky", or vice versa, but what I am really hoping for, that -since they are more positive in nature- you'll post even more of the kinky stories.

As in my previous thread, I'll begin with mine.........

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I was drafted into the army and the first time, after two months, me and my family had our first chance to meet.
Obvioulsy I was very happy to see my wife, my daughter and my Mom, but I was excited to see my wife. I was horny, my whole body was overflown with testosteron.

We kissed, kissed and kissed for a long time before I noticed everybody else. I was overworked an I didn't have the courage to masturbate (lest being discovered), so I was about to explode, but there was not even a chance for any sexual activities.

Oh Eros! You came to my help big time! And my wife of course :)

A couple of hours into the visit she told me she needed to go to the bathroom, and I had to tell her, that there is no bathroom for women, in fact there was no public bathroom at all.

She insisted she "had to go", so I devised this rather courageous plan.
I took here to the building where the officers were quartered. This building was not guarded and during visits, were extremely quiet, abandoned.

So, we took the stairs all the way up to the fourth floor and entered the bathroom. I was scared of what would happen if an officer would come in while we were there, so I held the door closed with my back against it.

Fortunately soon she emerged and I thought "goodie, nobody came!".

The next thing I know she is on her knees, unzipping my pants and started her most sensual blowjob ever!

OMG! It was such a wild mixture of feelings! I was afraid of being discovered, humiliated, but in the meantime my whole body was shaking and shivering and I was "blowing" all right.

I'd like to report, that this glorious event lasted several minutes, but I am certain it was under one minute.

Luckily we didn't meet anyone on our way down the stairs, because I am pretty sure, that I'd have saluted with the wrong hand, or couldn't tell my name.

This is the only good thing about the army I can tell, and this is the first time I did tell.

yoyo :cool:

[littlerayofsunshine]

Not much of a story, but one time I milked a guys cock to orgasm with my pussy muscles while sitting on his lap, wearing a long skirt, in a room full of people..

The End

[yoyo4u]

Okay!
Lets try Europe (I myself am from that continent!) to see if there is any kinky story you can share....

It seems like here, we didn't yet get over the 12-hour pause, nine of which you guys have missed.

I send my kisses to the Old World and all the beautiful girls over there!!!!!

I love you guys!
yoyo :)

[darkeyes]

As luffly lil angel..me is neva kinky...on dates or ne wer else... :bigrin:

They sticky an 'orrible wiv a stone in em an r uncomfy on the booty! :tong:

[flexuality]

As luffly lil angel..me is neva kinky...on dates or ne wer else... :bigrin:

LMAO!!!!!! heheheheheheheheee!!!!!!!! *ahem*.....recomposes self....*

Course not......me either! :bigrin: :tong: :bigrin:

[darkeyes]

LMAO!!!!!! heheheheheheheheee!!!!!!!! *ahem*.....recomposes self....*

Course not......me either! :bigrin: :tong: :bigrin:

Snuggles Flex....gets kinky an uncomposes er... ;) :bigrin:

[yoyo4u]

As luffly lil angel..uncomfy on the booty!


:bigrin:
I think I'm beginning to understand you.......kisses all over!

yoyo :)

[flexuality]

Snuggles Flex....gets kinky an uncomposes er... ;) :bigrin:
You're makin me late....hehehehehe!! :tong:

an I have neva takin anythin off in public...... :bigrin:

[darkeyes]

You're makin me late....hehehehehe!! :tong:

an I have neva takin anythin off in public...... :bigrin:Grins..butya luff it.... :bigrin:

[yoyo4u]

....hehehehehe!! ......

Yeah....before I forget, kisses all over you too!!!


yoyo
:)

[darkeyes]

:bigrin:
I think I'm beginning to understand you.......kisses all over!

yoyo :)
ooo me dus luff a yoyo...up an down an all sortsa diff things ya can do... :bigrin:

[yoyo4u]

...up an down...

do I know you?
:bigrin:

[darkeyes]

do I know you?
:bigrin:Don c wy ya wud hun..but not every 1 can hav the pleasure..tee hee :bigrin:

[DiamondDog]

I have more than this that I can post tomorrow.

These were not dates but they sure were fun anyway! Please note, everything we did was SSC (safe, sane, and consensual). Also, arousal from BDSM can be different than vanilla sex arousal.
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I let my friend and his roommate switch and whip my ass with thin branches I found in my friend's front yard. I did it because I wanted to experience the other side of stimulation, since I've given it to men and women as I'm what would be known as a switch in the BDSM world. I enjoyed it and I've had dreams about being flogged/whipped and I would wake up hard! I've also had dreams where I get tied up or tie someone else up and I wake up very hard from that.

My friend and his roommate are hetero but don't mind spanking my ass, wrestling with me, sometimes whipping my butt, and I'm kind of a pain slut so it was nice seeing how much I could take. I was laughing the entire time and my friend would whip me with the branch and I'd tell him "oh come on! Put some power into that swing, you can whip my ass better than that!".

Eventually they realized that I was being turned on by all of this and enjoying it so they stopped. I got a chance to whip my friend's roommate's butt and that was really nice too! He is heterosexual but open to the idea of doing light SM with people. He'll even let me spank his ass and see it as a game or a joke!

The thin branches left red lines on my ass and I got aroused during the entire scene; but I didn't get hard. The red lines from the branches faded and were gone by the next day, and I wished that they'd stayed on my body longer so I could rememeber being whipped/switched and feel it again in my mind when I saw/felt the marks on my ass.

Another time I was visiting friends on vacation and I let this guy I met use a big piece of leather that's used to swat cows on my ass. I wasn't naked (nor in my friend's front yard either) and that was a rush getting my ass swatted in public for everyone to see!

We were in a gay bar and my bartender friend had pulled out the cow swatter just to show it to people as a joke and the guy I'd just met swatted my ass with it! We didn't do SM for long since it wasn't that type of bar (a leather bar/leather event, or a club/place where people can do SM if they want to) and I didn't take off my tight jeans since we were in public.

It was REALLY fun though and I did get turned on and excited about being swatted with a big piece of leather in public! I even got turned on that everyone was watching and some of my best friends were there too!

[Lisa (va)]

Raincoat!

Lisa

hugs n kisses

[BreeIsMe]

I am game for that...
Maybe I will try that someday...

Bree


Not much of a story, but one time I milked a guys cock to orgasm with my pussy muscles while sitting on his lap, wearing a long skirt, in a room full of people..

The End

[Herbwoman39]

Well, this wasn't exactly a date but it was sure as hell kinky!

I was in college dating my first husband. While we were hanging out with some of my girlfriends he made the mistake of saying that he could never be handcuffed. Sounds like an invitation, doesn't it?? Especially when my roommate had a pair she used to lock her closet doors with.

We warned him never to tell us "never". Poor sucker never saw it coming.

A few days later he was up in our dorm room and the other two girls were there too. So we tackled him and held him down while my roomie hand cuffed him. Then, in order to drive the point home a bit further, we hog tied him and dragged him out in the hall and left him there for a few while we discussed what to do with him next.

Later after we finally let him loose he told us that our resident assistant walked by, looked at him, shook her head and just kept walking. :bigrin:

[flexuality]

Handcuffs?

I handcuffed Sol once.....er twice.....or was it....oh I forget how many times! hehehee!! :bigrin:

And then I ________ his ____________ and __________ his _________!! :tong:

[darkeyes]

Cantcha take Sol down Tescos an leave in cuffed 2 the railins..then we can get down 2 sum kinky datin since me neva has had ne experience bein a lil innocent angel like me sed... pweeze SexyFlexyWexy..pwetty pwetty pweeze..me b ya fweind foweva an eva.. :)

[yoyo4u]

Cantcha take Sol down Tescos an leave in cuffed 2 the railins..then we can get down 2 sum kinky datin since me neva has had ne experience bein a lil innocent angel like me sed... pweeze SexyFlexyWexy..pwetty pwetty pweeze..me b ya fweind foweva an eva.. :)


can I be handcuffed and just sit there and watch too??????????? :tongue:

love,
yoyo

[darkeyes]

can I be handcuffed and just sit there and watch too??????????? :tongue:

love,
yoyo
Not a prob babes..u an Sol can sit cuffed in the rain wile me an Flex do wot girls wanna do..long long LONG way way from the pair of u..tee hee

Ya can keep each otha entertained 1 handed...:bigrin:

[Solomon]

that's ok yoyo.... i've got flex wired with the cam an the microphone heheheee! :bigrin:

[Seigun]

Compared to the other stories on here, my story isn't kinky at all. But I'll tell, because at the time, I felt it was pretty damn daring.

...For me, at least. (I've always been a prude in public IRL.)

I was seeing a boyfriend in another city when I was a teen. The hotel I stayed at was large and covered in security. He was very good with his mouth, to say the least-- probably the best kisser I've ever met.

At the time, we were out in one of the hallways of the hotel,sitting on a bench, and he had me sit on his knee while he took advantage of me. I was embarassed to death, really, but I was too far gone to care.

The next thing I know, I hear another person standing over us, and the sound of a radio--a security guard. I could have died. He asked if either of us had room keys to let him know that one of use belonged there.

STILL kissing this boy, I slowly reached into my coat pocket , pulled out the key, and showed it.

After about 10 seconds of complete silence, (except for the little sounds we were making) the guard left the hall, and I put the key away again....STILL in the act.

I got a really sexy laugh and smile from the bf for that move.

[flexuality]

Cantcha take Sol down Tescos an leave in cuffed 2 the railins..then we can get down 2 sum kinky datin since me neva has had ne experience bein a lil innocent angel like me sed... pweeze SexyFlexyWexy..pwetty pwetty pweeze..me b ya fweind foweva an eva.. :)
**click**.......**click**...... :bigrin:

Oh me innocent too.....and angelic :bigrin:

[yoyo4u]

.... at the time, I felt it was pretty damn daring....

Thanks Seigun. I think it still sounds pretty damn daring :cool:
Would you do it again?


love,
yoyo

[Seigun]

Thanks Seigun. I think it still sounds pretty damn daring :cool:
Would you do it again?


I think it really depends on the circumstances... :tongue:

[yoyo4u]

After re-reading your post, I realized, that I love this sentence the most :)



he had me sit on his knee while he took advantage of me

Just how old were you at the time? ;)

love,
yoyo

[nikki33]

ah !ok .. not sure if im glad i found this thread .. but im up for some telling some embaressing moments !
Well, some may know that i was an escort for a while and i was very good by the way! ( haven't been in the field for about 6 yrs now~although its very tempting..i have become afraid of getting into a seriously dangerous situation ..so before i go on i just want to say that i dont encourage anyone to take up this type of profession for that reason )
anyhow .. i have done some kinky things and enjoyed many of it although they weren't my usual preferred type of sexual routines! .. so i saw this one guy .. i know he was a transexual .( i have nothing against anyone different from me~!)..i was just a little nervous because he/she was my first so ..no problem he gave me the $ .. and the fun began.
I must say it was very quick because all i did was jerk him off .. no prob!
but then he began shitting on his bed ! ahhh! I was mortified and i jumped up & away and sterilized my hands .. i felt so bad because he was just as mortified because i was so shocked..he began apologizing and thanking me at the same time! Oh but i was still polite and told him that he was someone that i would surely never forget!
So that was just one story of something a little crazy in my book that has happened to me .
:tong:
till next time
Nikki33

[yoyo4u]

....just one story of something a little crazy in my book that has happened to me ....

Thanks Nikki.
Your posting just proves my thread opener, there is a thin line between embarrassing and kinky.

Howard Stern used to pay people to "go in the bathroom" (as he had to put it while pre-satellite) in his studio and professional nannies would clean them up.

I guess, I hope, I am not the only one who would like to hear some other stories tho. It is not everyday, that we can "listen" to a PRO :tongue:

love,
yoyo

[Seigun]

After re-reading your post, I realized, that I love this sentence the most :)




Just how old were you at the time? ;)

love,
yoyo

About 16/17 years old. :bigrin: He was a year older than me.

[mshane]

I enjoyed those posts a lot. I was even tempted to share mine. But then that was too embarrassing :0) I'd know for sure that I'd be the greatest joke here if I told my stupid story. Keep the forum alive!
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