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ambi53mm
Apr 14, 2007, 1:26 AM
......But seriously folks (insert canned laughter)

TGIF….While grabbing a shower tonight the thought arose…If your genitals could sing What would it be singing…?

While showering…."Rain drops keep fallin on my head"…

But as I lie here in bed that old Who song from 1969

"See Me…Feel me….Touch Me….Heal Me"

What the hell...it's Friday ;)

Ambi :)
Stanleypark
Apr 14, 2007, 1:43 AM
Remember the old Peter Paul/ Mounds song? "Sometimes I feel like a nut, times I don't"?
I know, it's a stretch.
Stanleypark
Apr 14, 2007, 1:50 AM
How's about, "My girl lollipop" or "Hey Mr. Tally-man, tally me banana" or "Hail to the chief"...oh shit, I gotta get a life.
ambi53mm
Apr 14, 2007, 1:55 AM
Remember the old Peter Paul/ Mounds song? "Sometimes I feel like a nut, times I don't"?
I know, it's a stretch.

LOL...It's a good song to stretch to...at least according to Ike and Mike as they explore Hershey Highway in there attempt to explore the Milkyway.

Snickers :bigrin:

Yes I really do need to get out more as well LOL :rolleyes:

Ambi :)
codybear3
Apr 14, 2007, 1:57 AM
In the shower with hot water, my nuts tend to hang pretty low...So I guess my genitals would be singing "How low can you go, How low can you go..." :tong: :paw: :paw:
ambi53mm
Apr 14, 2007, 2:09 AM
In the shower with hot water, my nuts tend to hang pretty low...So I guess my genitals would be singing "How low can you go, How low can you go..." :tong: :paw: :paw:


hahaha...They start hangin to low Cody you might have to switch to a "Bridge Over Troubled Waters"

Ambi :)
TaylorMade
Apr 14, 2007, 2:16 AM
"Just another Manic Monday. . ."

:D

*Taylor*
flexuality
Apr 14, 2007, 2:29 AM
How's about, "My girl lollipop" or "Hey Mr. Tally-man, tally me banana" or "Hail to the chief"...oh shit, I gotta get a life.
LMAO!!!!

it was the "oh shit, I gotta get a life" that cracked me up! LOL!!! I spend WAY too much time here! LOL!!! :tong:
flexuality
Apr 14, 2007, 2:32 AM
LOL!! I dunno...maybe it's one of those "guy things"....I just don't remember ever wondering what my bits were singing...or even entertaining the idea that they might BE singing! LOL!!! :tong:

Oh great.....now ya got me thinking......LOL!!! :bigrin:
ambi53mm
Apr 14, 2007, 3:00 AM
LOL!! I dunno...maybe it's one of those "guy things"....I just don't remember ever wondering what my bits were singing...or even entertaining the idea that they might BE singing! LOL!!! :tong:

Oh great.....now ya got me thinking......LOL!!! :bigrin:

LOL Now you got me thinking about.. what you may be thinking... about what your bits might be singing.. if your bits could sing..contagious isn't it LOL

Ambi :)
Stanleypark
Apr 14, 2007, 3:37 AM
Hey Flex, visualize this....Remember Eddie Arnold's "Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone" ?
onewhocares
Apr 14, 2007, 10:21 AM
Being the Buxom Belle from Boston I am thinking........" I've got a lovely (pair) of coconuts............
Enoll
Apr 14, 2007, 11:12 AM
"too much love will kill you" - Queen

Then I'd be deeply disturbed.
SweetBlackAngel
Apr 14, 2007, 11:41 AM
In the shower with hot water, my nuts tend to hang pretty low...So I guess my genitals would be singing "How low can you go, How low can you go..." :tong: :paw: :paw:

That's quite a visual, cody.

Thanks for sharing! :bounce: :smilies15 :tongue:
FLapple
Apr 14, 2007, 12:26 PM
i guess it's really humming...it's hard to sing when you are full or otherwise occupied....

"Sway" (a great song....check out VINX on itunes)

When marimba rhythms start to play
Dance with me, make me sway
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore
Hold me close, sway me more

Like a flower bending in the breeze
Bend with me, sway with ease
When we dance you have a way with me
Stay with me, sway with me

Other dancers may be on the floor
Dear, but my eyes will see only you
Only you have the magic technique
When we sway I go weak

I can hear the sounds of violins
Long before it begins
Make me thrill as only you know how
Sway me smooth, sway me now

Other dancers may be on the floor
Dear, but my eyes will see only you
Only you have the magic technique
When we sway I go weak

I can hear the sounds of violins
Long before it begins
Make me thrill as only you know how
Sway me smooth, sway me now
You know how
Sway me smooth, sway me now
codybear3
Apr 14, 2007, 2:08 PM
hahaha...They start hangin to low Cody you might have to switch to a "Bridge Over Troubled Waters"

Ambi :)

LOL...If they really get too low, I may have to change to the Drowning Pool song...
Let the buddies hit the floor...
Let the buddies hit the floor,
Let the budd...er...wait a minute, I think its "bodies"... :rolleyes: ...Never mind... :paw: :paw:
codybear3
Apr 14, 2007, 2:11 PM
That's quite a visual, cody.

Thanks for sharing! :bounce: :smilies15 :tongue:

(((((((((SWEETBLACKANGEL))))))))))

Wanna take a hot shower with me and see if they do go as low as I say they do? :bigrin: :paw: :paw:
meteast chick
Apr 14, 2007, 5:38 PM
Well, considering we have the 'lips' for it, it made me think. Yes, she's just as moody as I am, and therefore has a melange of melody that may escape as yet not unnoticed...some tidbits for your listening pleasure...

5. Marcy Playground "Sex and Candy", because I like...um...sex...and candy
4. Dave Mathews Band "Crash Into Me", when I'm depressed and horny
3. Li'l Kim's "How Many Licks", when I'm just feeling aggressive...meow
2. The Divinyl's "I Touch Myself", for the self assured I need nobody days
1. and the most often hummed: Paula Cole "Feelin' Love"...an excerpt..."You make me feel like the Amazon's runnin between my thighs..." when I am loved and want to be loved so badly

and anybody that truly believes this should be whistlin' dixie!

luv and kisses,
xoxoxoxoxoxo
meteast
flexuality
Apr 14, 2007, 8:47 PM
Hey Flex, visualize this....Remember Eddie Arnold's "Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone" ?
LOL!

Actually what came to mind was a joke I heard.....about the blonde who went into a convenience store and wanted to use the phone. The guy behind the counter said "We have a special phone in the back room you can use."

They went into the back room and the guy dropped his pants revealing a rather hard cock and motioned to the blonde, who came over, knelt down, grabbed his cock, put her lips close to it and said "Hello? Mom?" :tong:
ambi53mm
Apr 14, 2007, 9:53 PM
LOL!

Actually what came to mind was a joke I heard.....about the blonde who went into a convenience store and wanted to use the phone. The guy behind the counter said "We have a special phone in the back room you can use."

They went into the back room and the guy dropped his pants revealing a rather hard cock and motioned to the blonde, who came over, knelt down, grabbed his cock, put her lips close to it and said "Hello? Mom?" :tong:

ROFLMAO...Thanks flex...that moves to the top of the list for "best blonde jokes I've ever heard" :bigrin: