Great Lines

[smokey]

A good line is a terrible thing to waste.

I don't neccessiarly mean a pick up line, but perhaps a neat turn of a phrase. We all have em. What started me thinking about this is a friend asked me for 3 words of wisdom to go into a book for his daughter going out on her own for the first time, he was asking each of his friends to add three. Mine were:

Never fry anything in the nude
If you can make all your mistakes pleasurible ones, they're your memories.
I didn't do it and I won't do it again.

So cough em up give me some good lines.

[Long Duck Dong]

mmmm wise words....mmmm thinks hard


be unique, be proud, be different.....and get ready to be opposed

learn to laugh at yourself... cos everybody else is laughing at you

fucking is multi skilled...you can be fucked up, fuck people up, get fucked over, be fucked into the ground, be fucked sideways, be fucked 3 ways from sunday, give a fuck, refuse to be fucked, wanna fuck, die for a fuck, be totally fucked, have no fuckin idea, not give a fuckin shit etc etc... and you can do the whole fucking lot without actually fucking...lol

[bigirl_inwv]

The first woman I ever had sex with used this line when introducing herself to me....

How much does a polar bear weigh?
Just enough to break the ice!

*sigh* I miss her....

[deremarc]

Long Duck Dong's last one reminded me of the Scarface in fast forward on ebaumsworld (where it plays all the fucks (223?) that are said in the movie) made me think of this one that fit my mood at one point in my life:

No one is a virgin. Life fucks us all!

But I should add that my favorite slogan is: Live long, laugh often, love much.

I don't want much more than that for me or anyone I care about. :)

[snipped]

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

You can try to fly with the eagles if you wish, but weasels won't get sucked into jet engines.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

If you're not the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

[ambi53mm]

Cum together.......right now.....over me :bigrin:

Ambi :)

[codybear3]

"Sometimes I sit and wonder...And sometimes I just sit..."

"Being bisexual doubles your chances for a date..." :paw: :paw: