"I raped a condom because I smoke crack"

[arana]

HA! Made ya look! lol
Doing these things never gets old. Thank you Rachelle!

Pick the month you were born in
1 - I ran over
2 - I killed
3 - I needed
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I ran naked with
8 - I slept with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I licked
11 - I banged
12- I smoked

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - ur grandma
02 - the kool-aid man
03 - a horse
04 - a bisexual
05 - your mom
06 - you
07 - a bag of weed
08 - a prostitute
09 - a toothbrush
10 - a jew
11 - a homo
12 - the trojan man
13 - Paris Hilton
14 - a whore
15 - a cat
16 - a pickle
17 - a mexican
18 - a pornstar
19 - a dog
20 - an orange
21 - a crackhead
22 - my ex
23 - a easter egg
24 - a bowl of cereal
25 - a condom
26 - a jar of honey
27 - a lesbian
28 - a homeless guy
29 - a french fry
30 - your dealer
31 - a stripper

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm cool like that
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Orange - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Other - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs


REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER YOUR RESULTS WERE

[DiamondDog]

I raped the kool aid man because I have abs.

[csrakate]

Oh dear!!!

"I raped a cat because I love marijuana"

[Mrs.F]

Wow, "I killed a pornstar because I'm cool like that"! :eek:

[ziggybabie]

I ran over a stripper because I love marijuana.


Whoa, like, right on the mark, maaan. It's like they're friggin' spying on me, maaan. Like, what are the chances?

[Michael623]

I ran over a pickle because thats how I roll.

[Boats]

I licked a prostitute because I smoke Marijuana

[littlerayofsunshine]

I slept with the Kool-Aid Man because I had to!




LMAO! Always nice to start the day with a laugh. Thanks for this :)

[Lisa (va)]

I ran over your mom because I have AMAZING boobs.

Lisa

hugs n kisses

[NiagaraMan]

I stabbed Paris Hilton because I am beautiful. ;)

[izzfan]

" I slept with a bisexual because I'm sexy" ... nice :smilies15

[bhg08054]

I ran naked with a french fry because I have AMAZING boobs

Hmmm...


...I do have "man tits", but never thought of them as amazing before...

[arana]

I ran over your mom because I have AMAZING boobs.

Lisa

hugs n kisses
Awwwww Lisa, you finally admit it! I knew Show and CMM couldn't be wrong.:tong: You rule girlfriend!

[yoyo4u]

I ran naked with your mom because im sexy.....

Huh?
Before you judge me.....there is a chance, that your mom was naked too!
:)

[samui]

I slept with my ex because I've got abs.
Weird!! :tongue:

[Herbwoman39]

"I ran over your dealer because I'm just cool like that" :bigrin:

[ScifiBiJen]

I killed a homeless man because I had to.

Don't question my actions!! :eek:

[bediddle]

I licked a pickle because I'm cool like that.

[Azrael]

I ran naked with a pornstar cause that's how I roll :bigrin:

[rockstarvomit]

i ran naked with a jew because im sexy.

[greg232a]

i slept with your mom because i love marijuana

[SweetBlackAngel]

"I licked a Mexican because I'm sexy."

Well, of course! :bigrin:

[bigirl_inwv]

"I cuddled with a prostitute because I smoke crack"

haha. I love these things. :bigrin:

[codybear3]

I ran naked with the trojan man because I love marijuana...

Well, atleast I'll have safe stoned sex... :bigrin: :paw: :paw:

[usandyouguys]

I STABBED A BAG OF WEED BECAUSE THE LIL PEOPLE TOLD ME TO...

that was fun thanks. ;)

[wantus269]

I killed an orange because I have double d's.
Haha! That was fun!

[stacey]

[wow ! killed ya granma , because iam cool like that ! nnnnnow thats pretty cool ( ha )

[Flounder1967]

I smoked and orange because the lil people told me to.

lol

[texasman6172003]

Well Arana girl ,this was funny,lol. Well y'all mine was this, I banged a horse because i have double d's, :eek: . Dont know where you keep findin these hun but keep em cummin,lol.

[sweetgagirl]

I guess Show was right, I am a slut!!!!

I slept with your dealer because I am cool like that

[wanderingrichard]

" I cuddled with you because i'm sexy" [ 6 + 6 +black ]

boy, how'd i luck out on that one?? thanx arana that was a great boost for me..

[childofwinter]

I killed the trojan man because I love marijuana.

[Doggie_Wood]

:yikes2: I smoked a homeless guy :stoned: because I'm cool like that :cool:
:doggie:

[Seigun]

"I banged a dog because I'm cool like that." :eek:

[loz465]

I ran over a whore because I'm sexy!

[Emma7669]

I ran over a dog because I have AMAZING boobs.

(It was a female dog....I was jealous of her 8 teets.)

Marie

[tatooedpunk]

I ran naked with a toothbrush because i'm sexy

[mistymockingbird]

I cuddled with a pickle because I'm sexy.

Well, I wouldn't call it cuddling, but there may have been a pickle involved...

[twodelta]

I banged Your grandma because I love marijuana.

Now, before anyone gets the idea that I have a fetish for older people, I know a few grandmas that are younger than I am, and would gladly bang if given the oppotunity! :bigrin:

[qchamp]

I banged a homo cause i'm cool like that!


OH YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

Tim

[m.in.heels&hose]

I banged a bag of weed because i have double D's

[gina42]

I cuddled with the trojan man because i smoke crack

[Enoll]

"I stabbed the kool aid man beacuse that's how I roll."
:bigrin:

Scary thing is I wactualy say "beacuse that how I roll" as a reason for
stupid things I do.

[swag85]

I Ran over a porn star becaus thats how i roll

[jo69guy]

I slept with Paris Hilton because I'm beautiful. LMAO

[12voltman59]

I slept with Paris Hilton because I am beautiful.

[Celtiff2106]

I licked a cat because I have AMAZING boobs!! (10-15-Red)

I love it!!! :cutelaugh

[jimbeau60]

I killed a homo because I'm cool like that. ????? Why would I do that?????

[12voltman59]

I slept with Paris Hilton because I'm beautiful. LMAO


It is funny that jo and I came up with the same thing---I guess I would like to "do" Paris Hilton--she does look good but from what I have seen of her in terms of a person--I am not that impressed--

I guess since JO was first I would have to do sloppy seconds---Oh well!!!!! :tong:

[ready4change0307]

I needed a stripper because I love marijuana!



well...I do like strippers!

[arana]

It is funny that jo and I came up with the same thing---I guess I would like to "do" Paris Hilton--she does look good but from what I have seen of her in terms of a person--I am not that impressed--

I guess since JO was first I would have to do sloppy seconds---Oh well!!!!! :tong:
Maybe you could just have a 3 some!!! :tong:

[meteast chick]

HA! Made ya look! lol
Doing these things never gets old. Thank you Rachelle!

You're welcome arana, but my MySpace bulletin that you stole this from didn't come from me, so I can't take all the credit!!!

I ran naked with a bag of weed because I'm cool like that...

Naaa, I don't run naked, too much jiggling!

luv and kisses,
xoxoxoxoxoxo
meteast

[trip1]

You're welcome arana, but my MySpace bulletin that you stole this from didn't come from me, so I can't take all the credit!!!

I ran naked with a bag of weed because I'm cool like that...

Naaa, I don't run naked, too much jiggling!

luv and kisses,
xoxoxoxoxoxo
meteast

But jiggling is a good thing...

[Drill4H2O]

I ran Naked with Paris Hilton,Because thats how i Roll

[entropy]

I cuddled with your mom because I'm cool like that

[spoiledangel860505]

HA! Made ya look! lol
Doing these things never gets old. Thank you Rachelle!

Pick the month you were born in
1 - I ran over
2 - I killed
3 - I needed
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I ran naked with
8 - I slept with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I licked
11 - I banged
12- I smoked

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - ur grandma
02 - the kool-aid man
03 - a horse
04 - a bisexual
05 - your mom
06 - you
07 - a bag of weed
08 - a prostitute
09 - a toothbrush
10 - a jew
11 - a homo
12 - the trojan man
13 - Paris Hilton
14 - a whore
15 - a cat
16 - a pickle
17 - a mexican
18 - a pornstar
19 - a dog
20 - an orange
21 - a crackhead
22 - my ex
23 - a easter egg
24 - a bowl of cereal
25 - a condom
26 - a jar of honey
27 - a lesbian
28 - a homeless guy
29 - a french fry
30 - your dealer
31 - a stripper

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm cool like that
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Orange - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Other - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs


REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER YOUR RESULTS WERE

01-16 pink sooooo LOL....I ran over a pickle because the lil people told me to

[flexuality]

I cuddled with you because I'm cool like that.

[Kiraya]

'I banged a jew because I have AMAZING boobs'

LMAO! makes me wonder just what I'd do if I had amazing boobs! And no, I don't even have man-boobs!

[birene]

I killed the kool-aid man because the lil people told me to. :tong:

[Solomon]

I raped an easter egg because I'm gay.

[darkeyes]

I stabbed Paris Hilton because I have amazing boobs... o I wish!!! :tong:

[rupertbare]

"I needed a bag of grass because I'm sexy"

What the heck is that!!!!

Arana...............over a thousand postings!!!! Girl you is one crazy lass!!!!!

Heaps of love to you babe,

Ron xxx

[Krystal]

I needed a bisexual because I'm cool like that :bigrin: :bigrin:

[trip1]

I stabbed a french frie because I'm beautiful?

Beautiful I'm not LOL

[sexybicplinwv]

I ran over a dog. Because thats how i roll :female: (((Always be true to yourself))) :flag1:

[Ms. Ally Kat]

I smoked the trojan man cause I'm cool like that?


That's just weird lol

[imtiffanys]

I banged your grandma because i'm cool like that...


Wow grandma was good.. very well experienced. :tongue:

[darkeyes]

I smoked the trojan man cause I'm cool like that?


That's just weird lol

I blew on Ally's ears and giggled cos Im silly like that! :bigrin: :tong:

[Ms. Ally Kat]

I blew on Ally's ears and giggled cos Im silly like that! :bigrin: :tong:
:purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssss sssssss

[Rhuth]

I slept with an easter egg because that's how I roll.

Err? Do they have vibes in easter egg shapes now? 'Cause if they do, I'll roll that way. But with my luck my eight year old daughter would find them easter morning. "Mommy these smell funny!"

[sexybicplinwv]

I raped a homo because I love marijuana!!! :male:

[fortyniner1]

I smoked a bowl of cereal because i'm gay.

wow! :flag4:

[tgqp34]

i needed a french fry cause thats how i roll

[Cerealk]

I apparently slept with a dog cuz im kool like that.

[nothings5d]

I ran over my ex because I love marijuana

[arana]

I'm bumping this one back for the newbies cuz it was a fun one and the answers could be different now for the old timers :).

[TaylorMade]

I smoked a cat because I love marijuana.

*Taylor*

[Rambigent]

I ran naked with a pickle because I had to.

[MissyMissy]

I raped a bag of weed because that's how i roll.
:tong:

[mel85]

I stabbed a pickle because I have double D's

[scubaman]

I cuddled with a porn star because thats how I roll!

[MarieDelta]

I banged a whore because I love marijuana.

LOL

[dafydd]

Its always interesting when "jew" and "homo" come up as some of the people we can guffaw about.

d



HA! Made ya look! lol
Doing these things never gets old. Thank you Rachelle!

Pick the month you were born in
1 - I ran over
2 - I killed
3 - I needed
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I ran naked with
8 - I slept with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I licked
11 - I banged
12- I smoked

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - ur grandma
02 - the kool-aid man
03 - a horse
04 - a bisexual
05 - your mom
06 - you
07 - a bag of weed
08 - a prostitute
09 - a toothbrush
10 - a jew
11 - a homo
12 - the trojan man
13 - Paris Hilton
14 - a whore
15 - a cat
16 - a pickle
17 - a mexican
18 - a pornstar
19 - a dog
20 - an orange
21 - a crackhead
22 - my ex
23 - a easter egg
24 - a bowl of cereal
25 - a condom
26 - a jar of honey
27 - a lesbian
28 - a homeless guy
29 - a french fry
30 - your dealer
31 - a stripper

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm cool like that
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Orange - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Other - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs


REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER YOUR RESULTS WERE

[fairbankswingers]

HIM - I cuddled with a lesbian because I'm cool like that

Her - I raped a homeless guy because I smoke crack

[**Peg**]

lol

I licked you because that's how I roll :bigrin:

[kitten]

I needed a condom because I have double d's.

Oh my goodness....:bigrin:

[kinkyuk]

I ran naked with a homo because im sexy :)


sounds about right :P

[RickB]

I killed a homo because that's how I roll!

Hahahahaha!!!

I was highly dubious about clicking on this thread but it's hilarious!

[vittoria]

I slept with a bisexual because I love marijuana...

"Now THATS comedy"!!!! ---Slappy Squirrel from Animaniacs


How appropos!!

:tong:

[csrakate]

"I raped a cat because I have AMAZING boobs!"......sigh.....Please don't tell my cat!!! LOL!

[Mrs.F]

Ha Ha Ha Ha


I killed a pornstar because I have double D's.


:rolleyes:

[cutenbi]

I slept with...a pickle...cause that's how i roll!

[coldwinterman]

I licked an Easter Egg because that's how I roll!!! Ha-ha!!! Talk about having something new to explain at group therapy. Teehee!!!

[cand86]

Lol, this is fun.

I ran naked with a jar of honey because I had to.

[Vikkster230]

I raped a cat because I'm sexy....

I'm making an executive decision to change cat to pussy, for obvious reasons *wink* :tong:

[dxbibaby06]

i smoked a prostitute because im sexy:female::flag2:

[Boats]

OK
I licked a prostitute, because I smoke crack

[bicowboy]

I killed a jar of honey because I'm beautiful. :cool:

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Uhmm I ran naked, a homeless guy, because Im cool like that...
LOL
Cat

[Lookngood450]

I licked a condom because I'm cool like that:bigrin:

[Kells]

I ran naked with a bowl of cereal because i'm cool like that!

[gb11vt18]

"I raped a homo because I'm cool like that"

I guess I am the unlucky one with that type of quote

[Noluckinlove]

you all are crazy just like me!!


I cuddled with an orange cause I have a noodle in my nose. :tong:

[Thumper88]

:bipride::flag4:

I stabbed a bisexual because I've got abs

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

I banged a condom because thats how i roll !!!

Too cute

[SWCube]

I'm wearing two shirts, a work shirt and an under shirt, so I guess...

I needed a easter egg because I'm cool like that, but underneath its because I love marijuana.

[MarieDelta]

I banged a whore cause I'm beautiful.
:))

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

Jill cuddled with a jew because shes sexy :)

[Flash_Man]

"I cuddled with your mom because I smoke Marijuana."

...hmmmmm.... OK, this could have actually happened during my 20s...... ....but it's hard to remember about things back then.......

FLASH

[**Peg**]

I licked you because I'm cool like that

*s*

[GracefulB]

I slept with a bag of weed because I am cool like that...

[gemini37]

Gemini 37: I cuddled with you because I had to :female::tongue:

[still_shy]

I raped you because that's how I roll!!! :eek: LOL

[cutenewlybi]

I smoked a condom because i have AMAZING breasts...LOL~!~!

[BreeIsMe]

Thanks Arana for this simple fun exercise......

seems that "I ran over my ex because that's how I roll"

hmmmm kind of tempting!!

LOL

Bree

[goddessmama]

I stabbed ur gramma because I'm sexy ...hmmm what was my motivation? Jealousy? Maybe I'm not as sexy as I thought. lol

[nothings5d]

I ran over my ex because I'm sexy.