Some Fun from Grindr and SilverDaddies

[Jazminedress]

Okay, so I did the blog from my trip away for a month..........................some of it was weird, but there are some serious funny things that, I am like, OMG, do real women deal with this every day ? or is it just CD's and trans, alll ya all cd's and trans, please chime in. Guys, seriously, if this is all the game we have (when I am in boy mode) we need some life coaching.

Number one question I got asked = "Do you kiss"
- At first I thought that was weird, but then I thought about it, when caught up in passion, I do love me some good kissing, and from reading here, many guys don't , I was just surprised that was the most asked question (For the record, yes I do and it is my number one skill, I am happy to give lessons)
- Number 2 question- "are you a boy", ummm, hell no, I am all man, with a little twist because those thongs can be uncomfortable, it does say CD on me
- number 3 question = "Are those real" , I wish, but no, strange thing, guys were still all overmy tits, when making out they were fondling them like crazy, I guess when horny it doesn't matter

Any ways, onto the fun things of bio's I saw, and private messages I received (for those that know me, I am a smartass, so I responded of course

PM - no introduction at all, he was 19- " I would like to bust all over your face"
"sounds good, do I get to fuck you in the ass"
" wait no, I just wanna jerk off on your face, I don't do that gay shit"
" So jerking off to a guy, and cum on his face is not gay shit "
"No thats different"
" Ummmmmm, okay"

PM no introduction 18 year old - "I haven't cum in a week"
" I get you are a zoomer, do they no longer have whacking off"
" huh" ?
"you know, flogging the pole, whacking the weasel, schlepping the salami, beating the bratwurst, yanking the crank"
"what language are you speaking"
"boomer"

PM no introduction 18 year old - " I wanna come over and fuck you"
" How long agon did you turn 18"
" about a week ago"
" you know I am old enough to be your grandparent"
" age is nothing but a number to me"
" Its a number to me too, but statutory rape when someone lies about their age is a jail sentence"
" I really am 18"
" you show me an ID and I will give you the first blow job of your life"
" oh, well, I dont have one"

Pm, 34 no introduction, just a dick pic - " what do you think of this
"Jesus, you batting clean up for the yankees with that thing"
" you dont like big dicks"
" thats not big, I mean, do the police use it to knock in doors "
" he he he, you gonna luv when I fuck you with it "
" oh hell to the no's, first off, I like my internal organs, secondly , the only thing that would fit in is if we lift a manhole cover off the street"
" fuck man, none of the cd's and trans will let me fuck them"
" Thats because we dont like being ripped in two, seriously, you need to go into porn"

Naturally, I had many of the unsolicited dick pic's, good thing, it was like having my own personal peep show, you really are hung that big, don't share a picture, just show up and let it be a surprise

good thing, many guys would start with a hello or a nice compliment, some it was hey, I think you look good , can we chat, others it was damn, you fuckable. Honestly, not sure which I liked more

[Jazminedress]

i will say, these are the funny ones to me. there were many older people who got nervous at the last minute and wouldn't meet, even just for coffee or anything, I get that. I think chatting was a safe outlet for them. Ones that said they are BI I invited here. Some I think were lonely and just wanted someone to talk too, there wasnt even any sexual discussions. Some real interesting people.

I had mentioned I was treated differently in different places, a younger Gay bar, they made it obvious my old CD butt was not what they like, even the bartenders. No issue, we went up the road a few doors down and the older crowd was very warm and greeting.

I found older guys, like to dance slow and are relaxed, it wasn't a lets go in the bathroom and do it. Other CD's were 50/50. Some we were cool with each others, others a touch catty, and we know I can be a smartass back. One CD we had some fun in the middle of the dance floor, a little grinding, touching, kissing..............I think three guys shot their load right there, but, she was hot, I mean smoking hot and knew how to use those curves, I was still thinking of her at 4am

Got to meet a few drag queens.................you aint seen funny until you have hung out with drag queens, they are the funniest people on earth, I was laughing for hours around them, and they mostly laugh at themselves, it was great.

Only a few none "Gay" places did we get some looks, but overall, people were very cool. One bar, a straight bar, I was talking to two guys that had pro 2nd amendment shirts on. We got to talking , they even bought drinks, real nice guys. One made the comment, I didn;t think we would have anything in common in life , politics, religon, or any discussion items.........................I told him, we are all individuals, just like you,even among other bisexual people and or CD's, we dont always agree, he even hugged me when he left.

The most touching thing, a young kid, probably around 16 came up to me and asked if I was a dude. I said yeah. He confided he had strange thoughts about girls clothing, and guys and wasn't sure if something was wrong with him. I was conflicted as speaking to a minor is dangerous grounds. I basically said look, we are all different in this world. I can tell you, there are many of us out there.............I am sorry but at your age it is inappropriate for me to say more, please go online , do a search for teen crossdressers support, or bisexual support.

There are many groups to help you through this, when you turn 18, here is a nice website many of us are on..........but don't forget, there is nothign wrong with being different.

So, I guess pretty much, that ends my San Diego trip stories

[Jozyxt]

Fun times. Thanks.

[Robtiti]

Some interesting stories there,Jaz. Thanks for sharing!

[DMercator]

Too funny. I read some of these and try to remember... Was I ever that Young and dumb and full of cum? Yeah, probably. Thanks for sharing your San Diego adventure

[Jazminedress]

Too funny. I read some of these and try to remember... Was I ever that Young and dumb and full of cum? Yeah, probably. Thanks for sharing your San Diego adventure

I think we all were, it is so weird though, I got asked for sex from like 30 different people under 22 or 23, not as many older guys...........very strange indeed

[KDaddy23]

I think we all were, it is so weird though, I got asked for sex from like 30 different people under 22 or 23, not as many older guys...........very strange indeed

I wasn't that dumb at 18 - I was married with children so I had to be smarter! However, by the time I reached 40, I had a slew of guys under 20 - but legal adults - hitting on me and trying to impress me with their sexual prowess or wanting to be taken to school by an older, mature man. Surprisingly, not a whole lot of guys within, say, two or three years of my age either way and not a lot of guys old enough to be my father or grandfather - I ran into those guys before I was a legal adult. Years ago, now, I went to San Diego and got hit on a lot... by guys from 18 to 25 but, yeah, I was like 45 or 46 at the time so the "trend" was consistent.

Again, thanks for sharing - I needed a good laugh today!