Have you ever fornicated with a ghost?

[Annika L]

...and if so, did you use protection/birth control? I hear ecto-Aides is *nasty*!

[Oztrich]

...and if so, did you use protection/birth control? I hear ecto-Aides is *nasty*!

LOL!!! Too funny!!!

I guess fornicating with a ghost might help you get your spirits up though...

[tenni]

lol...cute

[charles-smythe]

...and if so, did you use protection/birth control? I hear ecto-Aides is *nasty*!

…I’ve never fornicated with a ghost…but I’ve done it infront of a ghost…its was in Glenn Rose, Texas…she’d hung herself 20 years before in the house I was renting…& was still around when I rented the place…from what I gathered from talking to people & the fact that she like to watch my topless dancer girlfriend naked…I think she hung herself because she was a lesbian in a talk about on a web-site like that if not about fucking & sucking cock?...thats kinda the point of a wed-site like that isn’t ime when gays/lesbians weren’t accepted…

[SilkyHoseLover]

I guess fornicating with a ghost might help you get your spirits up though...Groan... My candidate for "Post of the Day!" :bigrin:

[cuttin2dachase]

Well yanno ghosts are just visions of people who aren't really there, right? Suppose you wake up in the morning stuck to the bedsheet. You've had a wet dream as a result of fucking someone who wasn't really there, yet you saw her/him in your dream. Was it really a dream or were you actually fucking a ghost ? LOL <Twilight Zone theme playing in the background>

[darkeyes]

Only in a dream, but one which felt more real to me than numerous real happenings, not all of which were duff... she spoke to me as she had always in life when we fucked... she controlled my every movement and thought. I awoke with my partner beside me, still zedding quietly and oblivious 2 the world... how much that dream had me going physically in my sleep I have no idea but it felt so real from beginning to end, and its climax as powerful as any we had in our time together. It was no more than a dream, for while I am aware there is much in the cosmos we do not know or understand, I have never accepted and do not accept the existence of ghosts and spirits... but real it serpently felt and after I Iay, whacked, yet content, but accepting a little ruefully that it was merely my subconcious playing games dragged up from memory of the past... no other dream has ever quite felt so real...

As 2 goats, what can I say? Wouldnt be the first time I have addressed a guy I'd had sex wiv "a stupid goat...! ";) Me x hubbie copped it regularly for saying or doing summat exceptionally daft for 1 and more than a few bfs.:impleased

[charles-smythe]

Only in a dream, but one which felt more real to me than numerous real happenings, not all of which were duff... she spoke to me as she had always in life when we fucked... she controlled my every movement and thought. I awoke with my partner beside me, still zedding quietly and oblivious 2 the world... how much that dream had me going physically in my sleep I have no idea but it felt so real from beginning to end, and its climax as powerful as any we had in our time together. It was no more than a dream, for while I am aware there is much in the cosmos we do not know or understand, I have never accepted and do not accept the existence of ghosts and spirits... but real it serpently felt and after I Iay, whacked, yet content, but accepting a little ruefully that it was merely my subconcious playing games dragged up from memory of the past... no other dream has ever quite felt so real...

As 2 goats, what can I say? Wouldnt be the first time I have addressed a guy I'd had sex wiv "a stupid goat...! ";) Me x hubbie copped it regularly for saying or doing summat exceptionally daft for 1 and more than a few bfs.:impleased …I took from your post that this ‘ghost’ was a now deceased ex-lover…may I asked how she died…the manor & circumstances of death have a lot to do with the spirit remaining on this plain…violent or sudden unexpected death tends to keep spirits here…

[Melody Dean]

LOL!!! Too funny!!!

I guess fornicating with a ghost might help you get your spirits up though...

Best reply.

[showmeguy]

...and if so, did you use protection/birth control? I hear ecto-Aides is *nasty*!

Well, fornicate has a Latinate etymology, so to be consistent you should fornicate with a spirit or demon or revenant.

For purity of Anglo-Saxon usage you should fuck a ghost or poltergeist (if you include the whole Teutonic family along with English).

It goes without saying that a ghost has a prick or a cunt, and that a spirit has a penis or vagina.

This announcement is courtesy of the Anglo Saxon Society, which has an Anglo Saxon acronym:)

[chtampa]

In the movie "High Spirit's" that is called "Skelpin". It makes the ghost become real again. It worked on Daryl Hannah.

[darkeyes]

…I took from your post that this ‘ghost’ was a now deceased ex-lover…may I asked how she died…the manor & circumstances of death have a lot to do with the spirit remaining on this plain…violent or sudden unexpected death tends to keep spirits here…

A deceased former lover and partner who had been a schoolmate of my elder sister I had an affair with and left my husband for. The physical side of the relationship was amazing.. everything else about it became awful within a few days of us living together. She died a little over 3 years ago after years of alcohol and narcotic abuse had taken their toll. Whatever the details of her end, she didn't pop back into my life "from the other side" for a bit of nookie.. it was a dream... a quite breathtaking, mind-blowing dream, but a dream all the same..

[darkeyes]

In the movie "High Spirit's" that is called "Skelpin". It makes the ghost become real again. It worked on Daryl Hannah.
Skelpin' is wot happens 2 bad boys and girls botties, wen they r naughty:eek2:... and wot my partner does 2 me wen she feels especially bossy...:impleased

[charles-smythe]

A deceased former lover and partner who had been a schoolmate of my elder sister I had an affair with and left my husband for. The physical side of the relationship was amazing.. everything else about it became awful within a few days of us living together. She died a little over 3 years ago after years of alcohol and narcotic abuse had taken their toll. Whatever the details of her end, she didn't pop back into my life "from the other side" for a bit of nookie.. it was a dream... a quite breathtaking, mind-blowing dream, but a dream all the same.. …stranger things have happened…

[pole_smoker]

…stranger things have happened…

What sort of things that are more strange have happened?

[pepperjack]

I question this in the context of some overwhelmingly intense & realistic sexual dreams I've had, which led me to the discovery of a succubus! Thereafter, I watched this : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082334/ and now, the jury's still out.

[Annika L]

Well, fornicate has a Latinate etymology, so to be consistent you should fornicate with a spirit or demon or revenant.

For purity of Anglo-Saxon usage you should fuck a ghost or poltergeist (if you include the whole Teutonic family along with English).

It goes without saying that a ghost has a prick or a cunt, and that a spirit has a penis or vagina.

This announcement is courtesy of the Anglo Saxon Society, which has an Anglo Saxon acronym:)

*rolls eyes* What a fuckin' prick!

(sorry show...couldn't resist!! :love87:)

[pepperjack]

Speaking of prick.....does a gossamer image of pole_smoker approaching me with lips parted count?:bigrin:

[coyotedude]

So is the fact that I chose "goat" over "ghost" a bad thing?

[hikerinthebuff]

To be honest, I will say: hundreds of times !!
Uncountable encounters with ghosts I got, every time I masturbate myself.

Sometimes is "she", sometimes "he", and..... very so often the whole team, when I get gang-banged by by the bunch of lechers who dwell on my bed and meander in my mind.

[Melody Dean]

Well, fornicate has a Latinate etymology, so to be consistent you should fornicate with a spirit or demon or revenant.

For purity of Anglo-Saxon usage you should fuck a ghost or poltergeist (if you include the whole Teutonic family along with English).

It goes without saying that a ghost has a prick or a cunt, and that a spirit has a penis or vagina.

This announcement is courtesy of the Anglo Saxon Society, which has an Anglo Saxon acronym:)

Hottest reply.

[chtampa]

Curious as to why a similar thread was just started. I think one will cover the subject just fine.

[Annika L]

So is the fact that I chose "goat" over "ghost" a bad thing?

*strokes coyote's fur* Neither this poll nor this pollster judges the person who registers a vote, dear. *muah* Unless they're an asshole. And you aren't. *hug*

[coyotedude]

Awww, Annika, you're so sweet! I'm blushing!:oh:

[Annika L]

Speaking of prick.....does a gossamer image of pole_smoker approaching me with lips parted count?:bigrin:

Hmmm, peps, I dunno...I suspect that falls more into the category of "revenant". At any rate, I feel for you.

[pepperjack]

Hmmm, peps, I dunno...I suspect that falls more into the category of "revenant". At any rate, I feel for you.

This post is somewhat cryptic to me, but then, so was mine to begin with......:smilies15

[darkeyes]

Hmmm, peps, I dunno...I suspect that falls more into the category of "revenant". At any rate, I feel for you.
Film Les Revenants made 10 years or so ago wos pretty decent... not as decent as the French telly series based on it of the same name of 2012 wich is far superior 2 the American remake (The Returned).. Season 2 will b shown on c4 here later this year.. can't come soon enuff.. Jenna Thaim... yummy yum yum and yum again.. summat a lot dishier outa Belgium than ole wrinkly Van Damme and tastier and less fattening than Belgian choccie...:impleased.

Honest, Annika and Pepper, I only watch it cos it is brill telly...:tongue:

[pepperjack]

I dunno.....I think I would still do Van Damme anyway...;)

[pole_smoker]

I dunno.....I think I would still do Van Damme anyway...;)
ewwwwwww seriously? He's roided out, and a closet queen which is perfect for you as that's your type! ;) :rolleyes:

[mas8092]

Nowadays, a ghost is "Transliving".