Things never really change much…..LOL

[12voltyV2.0]

Just a few moments ago on a show that is running on the Smithsonian Channel--one of those where they take a look from things up in the sky---this show is about the "mystical places" of Ireland, England and Scotland, they showed something "interesting."

As the short segment on this one site was on--I was reading and commenting on the thread about people wanting big black cock----well the segment featured a huge carving on a hillside, I think it was in England----of a "fertility giant."

The figure held a big club and guess what it had?? A BIG HUGE ERECT PENIS!!!

They figure that the figure was carved many thousands of years ago---but it does go to show----things don't change much----when we have male "porn" put up----the guy always has a big, huge, honking erect COCK!! :yikes2::smilies15:tongue:

[pole_smoker]

Had you never seen the hill figure in England before? It's not meant to be porn just because there's a penis shown.

I take it you've never seen Greek or Roman art, or Priapus/Priapos.

[darkeyes]

U are talking of the Cerne Abbas Giant in Dorset which is one of many Celtic and pre celtic figures cut into Hillsides in Southern England the most famous of which is the White Horse in Wiltshire... naughty courting couples still climb the hill at night so that the giant will bless their marriage... My ex hubbie and I did it ourselves not long before our wedding in 1999... although whether we did it for the blessing or the canoodling on the hillside on a warm summers night is another matter..... and yes we did canoodle in the naughty bit... which if I may say.. was not the comfiest nookie alfresco of my life!!! But at the time so besotted wos I wiv lummox that I thought it ver nice all the same:tongue:..

..and wile I remember... on way down afta, we passed 2 couples going in otha direction:eek2:...

[Gearbox]

It's an ancient dogging spot for blokes with HUGE cocks.:tongue:

Well more to do with fertility and spirituality really. What better symbol for altered states of mind could there be than a big stiff cock? It's great for putting viewers in 'another frame'.
Good old mummy Nature.YAY!

[darkeyes]

It's an ancient dogging spot for blokes with HUGE cocks.:tongue:

Well more to do with fertility and spirituality really. What better symbol for altered states of mind could there be than a big stiff cock? It's great for putting viewers in 'another frame'.
Good old mummy Nature.YAY!
Trust me... nite I wos up that hill wiv Brian, it had nowt wotsoeva 2 do wiv fertility or spirituality:tongue:... an how did u kno how he had me first off:confused: Wer u ther peeking, u mucky man:cutelaugh? Only 2 reasons wy ne 1 wud b up that hill at 1 in mornin'.... an we wer doin 1st;)!!! Plenty room btw within the penis for naughties.. even the testicles... well ther wud b.. wen altogether the erection is 11 metres long...

[Realist]

Lesbian, or not, a certain lass from Scotland can't pass up a comment, regarding a male's anatomy! She'll swear she has no interest in the lesser human 'beans', BUT let a subject like the above be posted, then see who's usually the first to jump aboard with vigor!

OOps, sorry Fran, you were the 2nd one!

[Gearbox]

Trust me... nite I wos up that hill wiv Brian, it had nowt wotsoeva 2 do wiv fertility or spirituality:tongue:... an how did u kno how he had me first off:confused: Wer u ther peeking, u mucky man:cutelaugh? Only 2 reasons wy ne 1 wud b up that hill at 1 in mornin'.... an we wer doin 1st;)!!! Plenty room btw within the penis for naughties.. even the testicles... well ther wud b.. wen altogether the erection is 11 metres long...
Well somebody on that hill fell pregnant.:rolleyes: Ye mock ye olde mountain spirits, by ye be proof of them's magic powers.
I bet that Brian got a MASSIVE cock now too. Go see if he has, and if so, I'll be on the first bus up there.
To the mountain I mean!:rolleyes:

[12voltyV2.0]

U are talking of the Cerne Abbas Giant in Dorset which is one of many Celtic and pre celtic figures cut into Hillsides in Southern England the most famous of which is the White Horse in Wiltshire... naughty courting couples still climb the hill at night so that the giant will bless their marriage... My ex hubbie and I did it ourselves not long before our wedding in 1999... although whether we did it for the blessing or the canoodling on the hillside on a warm summers night is another matter..... and yes we did canoodle in the naughty bit... which if I may say.. was not the comfiest nookie alfresco of my life!!! But at the time so besotted wos I wiv lummox that I thought it ver nice all the same:tongue:..

..and wile I remember... on way down afta, we passed 2 couples going in otha direction:eek2:...

This is what they showed----figured that someone from "over the pond" had to know about it!! Thanks Frannie----

[darkeyes]

Well somebody on that hill fell pregnant.:rolleyes: Ye mock ye olde mountain spirits, by ye be proof of them's magic powers.
I bet that Brian got a MASSIVE cock now too. Go see if he has, and if so, I'll be on the first bus up there.
To the mountain I mean!:rolleyes:
Wot? 15 years later.. hardly think that confirms the giant as a triff fertility symbol!!! And u dont expect me 2 tellya whether or not me ex hubbie has huge willie do ya? Best u getting is that it is moren adequate, if u like that sorta thing...must admit ther wer nev ne complaints from me and ther r no complaints wotsoeva from his present wife and they have cuppla luffly kids.. so maybe it did work on his fertility in a roundabout way! Just took its time about it... can hardly say it blessed our marriage tho... maybe he took his 2cd wife up ther and the giant took pity on him after the trials and tribulations he had wiv me:tongue:... but I dont honestly know cos he has nev sed and I hav nev asked... Kate and I did canoodle in middle of the Standing Stones of Stenness in Orkney... didnt get 2 finish cos the heavens opened and we got p*** wet through... they r far older than the Giant being bout 5000 years old and are neolithic not Celtic. There is an argument whether the giant is Celtic btw and may be more recent.... medieval or even 17th century.. but I am a romantic... this chap, http://www.wanlingteahouse.com/shopimages/sections/friends/cernecricketclub_logo_250x250.jpg, I will always think of as Celtic..

..and Realist? I, like most of the world, luff talking willie... willie is 1 of the world's gr8 talking points... there is so much mirth 2 b had talking willie... so wy shudnt I?:cutelaugh;) And nev forget.... I have had me moments wiv a few in me time... wosnt always exclusively a gel's gel....:love87:

[Realist]

Fran, I'm disappointed...expected much more severe retribution because of my attempting a troll post!

I hoped for a tongue lashing, at least!

You're mellowing out, I guess.

[darkeyes]

Fran, I'm disappointed...expected much more severe retribution because of my attempting a troll post!

I hoped for a tongue lashing, at least!

You're mellowing out, I guess. Am just so luffly rite now, Realist... am all sweetness and lite 2 every 1... even peeps I dont like much... need 2 do bettern that if u hope 2 raise me ire. The change in me hormones I assume... nev mind.. I fully expect things 2 get back 2 normal by middle of May at latest!!!:love87:

[12voltyV2.0]

I don't know why with that big cock---the "god" or whatever they considered the being to be would need a club---bet that pretty much anyone, female or male, who wants to be fucked would turn down a chance to take a ride on that big cock!! LOL Bet a being like that would have a long line of people wanting to be "god fucked!" just as long as it didn't smell too bad--but then again----people back in those days----WWWHHHEWWW----they would't be smelling all that great either!!

We might live in one crazy as hell time----but thank god for being able to bathe regularly, have toothbrushes and tooth paste, dental care, soap and deodorant!!

[McBice]

As I recall, one of the speculations about this guy is that he is meant to be a depiction of Orion, but that's about all I remember about it.