Whats the craziest object you've ever been penetrated with?

[Socurious34]

Whats the coolest thing you've ever been pentrated by? (object)

[Socurious34]

Table leg here, with big rounded end took some major concentration lol

[pantyluvr55]

Back in my early teens I used a well cleaned and well lubed with vaseline wooden plunger handle. Mmmm, stayed put on the floor too. At least I never got any splinters, Lol. Thank goodness now for suction cup dildos that stick to the shower wall or a closed toilet seat lid.

[dm330]

There was this stainless steel metal bracket that was about 4 inches long and 1/4 wide that I would sterilize and lubricate to put into my dick when I was in my teens. It didn't hurt, but there was a slight stinging feeling that went along with it, but it was a good stinging feeling and I would stroke my dick nice and slow with both hands, working the piece of metal out slowly and putting it back in. Man I had some serious fucking orgasms doing that. This thread makes me want to try that again and watch that dick cum like an erupting fucking volcano lol. Huge fucking cum loads doing that, no joke.

[semod]

I set up my barbell rack to the right level. Put a weight on it to keep the bar from moving, lubed it up bent over and backed up onto it. My work out room has mirrors so I was able to watch myself being fucked.

[mudbogger69]

A well clean sledgehammer handle use to lure it up with vas and sit on it and watch cum come pooring out

[averageguy]

brush handles, plunger handle, screw driver handle, plastic bottle of various sizes, 12 oz can, beer bottle,

[tasteit069]

I had been saving cum in a shoot glass in the freezer. It was about half full and I used to suck on it when the time called for it. On one of very few opportunities I have had, and friend came over and we got a little bit worked up and I told him about it. So he asked to see so I got it from the freezer. He played with it for a few seconds then asked if I would get out my play toy. He dropped my pants and put my cum cube inside of me then started fucking me with it. It was amazing, of course better than any other lube you can buy. He got worked up and finish up by fucking me. To bad you can't buy it.

[monaohio]

a screwdriver and a baseball bat with the big end going in me no lube but it hurt so good I came tons over and really soaked the bed sheets

[darkeyes]

My partner made a mould a long time ago of willie wich on occasion we tease wiv by freezing some kinda juice... sometimes orange flavoured sometimes rasp or strawb.. occasionally lime... at weekend, wiv it being so roastie the weather.. Fran had all and more at same time... Fran had this..

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fgroceries.iceland.co .uk%2Fnestl-c3-a9-rowntrees-fruit-pastilles-lollies-4-x-65g%2Fp%2F2989&tbnid=DyOaTazXzG301M:&docid=1MwH2AlxzI0X6M&h=960&w=960


Painful in puss.. but ver ver yummie.. try it sometimes.. wosn't up me bum but if ya like that sorta thing.. u enjoy:).. btw... use natural juice out of carton not squash out of a bockle and serpently not pop... just a wee tip for life to b so much lufflier:tongue:..

[Fzmr9t]

Clean unused (in the garden that is) wooden handled garden tools. A hand rake, a spade, a hoe (how apropos, right?)

[Annika L]

Well, you ask two questions here, right? Craziest, and coolest?

I'd love to be able to say the craziest was my ex...but I have no ex, lol. Well, actually, I'm quite glad that I have no crazy ex...it just would have been fun to be able to say it. Maybe someone else will use that one.

Coolest, definitely ice. :eek2:

[Jakentn]

Recently have been working on stretching my ass and was able to get a well lubed Coors Light can in and loved it...

[cw1860]

A few different things actually, First and most favorite was a 18 inch and 2.75 dia. life like rubber dildo, the second was a 18fr foley catheter in my cock! The third and hottest I can't speak about. But believe me my ass was worked over gooood. I wasn't a voluntary participant at first but after a few minutes I wanted all I could get up my ass.

[mudbogger69]

How does the ice feel I might try it out

[bikiniman]

I would have to say a bottle of champagne. The shape is not that different to a large butt plug.

[innaminka]

Years ago, my husband bought back a dildo from somewhere Asian - probably the Philippines.
nothing usual re size or shape, but turn the "go" screw-top and lo and behold "Camptown Races" sung by Alvin and the Chipmunks emanated loud and clear from my fanny.
I laughed so much it broke.
A short life, but a happy one.

[novamatt01]

I have used a Maglight flashlight. It's about a foot long and I can take alot into me. I love the feeling when I first start to push it inside me and it pops past my asshole, then I slowly sink down on it. I used it once while I was giving a guy a blowjob.

[NewBiShopper]

6" chocolate dildo with a pop cream centre went in nice and smooth with a little lube. you could feel the centre popping away inside as the outer core melted felt even better after I used a nice long 8" lean eggplant. After which it's a natural enema.

[bi4asplay]

Whats the coolest thing you've ever been pentrated by? (object)

It would have to be the tiller on y sailboat. I would lean on the companion way and back up on it and drive the boat with y ass, while my late wife played with or sucked me.

[BiBedBud]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

It would have to be the tiller on y sailboat. I would lean on the companion way and back up on it and drive the boat with y ass, while my late wife played with or sucked me.
THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME!
(You've got my vote, so far.)

[pole_smoker]

Some of these objects are pretty crazy, and sound dangerous.

Why not just buy a well made dildo if you want something up your ass?

[Melody Dean]

Some of these objects are pretty crazy, and sound dangerous.

Why not just buy a well made dildo if you want something up your ass?

Sometimes it's more about the kink than the actual act.

[Realist]

Not into putting things in me.

But watched a friend's GF masturbate with a slowly running water hose, one time. She said that was her favorite way to masturbate!

That was about the kinkiest thing I'd ever witnessed.

I've heard there's videos on the internet of the same thing...haven't seen them, though.

[Hypersexual11]

I was a teen and had just started experimenting with things other than my fingers. I was playing with a CO2 canister, the little ones used in paint ball guns. I was using a mirror and watching it when my ass just sucked it up inside. I saw my face in the mirror as it disappeared, one I will never forget lol. :yikes2:

[elian]

Whats the coolest thing you've ever been pentrated by? (object)

That would have to be an ice cube.. ;)

(reads up the thread .. laughing with Annika)

[mas8092]

Other than another man's penis? Drum stick. Plastic cigar tube, Hi-lighter. If it fits, it ships!

[eccles]

used a hairbrush handle and also used a rounders bat that was amazing

[Justliv]

I started with my fingers, then sharpies a couple at a time. Then i had to keep going, mag lights on up to 20 oz coke bottles. Then i stretched my asshole with a bottle of aloe Vera and a peroxide bottle. Finally my fist. It didn't stop there..i found a vinegar bottle, it was huge, and worked it slowly into my asshole. The sensation we'd incredible. I used oragel to help numb me. Now i have a fist and several other toys i play with.

My profile isn't even close to complete. Give me a little time and I'll post a couple photos i have of my self stretching. Amazing enough, it is easier to play with my asshole, my hole is still tight and requires work to get to that. I'm a straight guy with an anal fetish that won't go away.

[jimdegriz]

Hi all
I was once with a couple and the wife decided she wanted to insert a carrot into both her husband and me (2 separate carrots) only problem was she put them in blunt end first, which means that with mine she lost her hold and it 'sucked' itself inside. I was so turned on though as it was hitting my prostate at just the right point that I didn't even notice when she got a second carrot and pushed that inside as well. When we were all finished up for the afternoon both her husband and I had real fun trying to get them back out again. I went home with one still inside me thinking I'd remove it once home :-/
A truly great time, but the aftermath left me with regrets for my usual inability to say no when I am turned on
J

[Ebonybifemme7]

​ice.

[steamienix]

I've used a frosted glass Vodka bottle before and it was soooo smooth and felt great, but I felt weird about it. Before that I had used a well polished drum stick, tampon tube, and once even a bicycle hand grip. NOthing compares to my Vixskin Mustang though which I now use regularly.. love that thing!

[HpHcky9]

I put my penis extender on my tennis racquet handles, feels pretty damn good in me.

[HpHcky9]

Also my first experimenting with my ass was golf clubs. Actually very pleasureable.

[techhokie88]

I have used a Maglight flashlight. It's about a foot long and I can take alot into me. I love the feeling when I first start to push it inside me and it pops past my asshole, then I slowly sink down on it. I used it once while I was giving a guy a blowjob.

Ah, novamatt01 beat me to it. I had a large red Mag-Lite flashlight and it had been a few months since anyone had fucked my ass, so I threw a condom on it and used a LOT of lube. The hardest part was the start, getting something that thick and hard to go in without any tapering. But, once my hole got used to it, I went deep down on that thing! It was actually pretty wonderful. I even took pictures! (And, looking at them now, DAMN! how did I go so long without trimming down my leg and ass hair even just a LITTLE? lol)

Another odd one was a cylindrical Proactive bottle (either one of the two on the left in this photo (http://i.imgur.com/1MuhjqQ.jpg)). I was probably 12 or 13, just starting to get acne and discovering my body (and internet pornography). Started by fingering myself, then got more and more balsy, using lotion or hair conditioner to lubricate the Proactive bottle and slide it in while showering. Then I'd lay on my back in the tub/shower and jack off while pumping the bottle deeper into myself (all the way in, to the point that a few times I was afraid my hole would close around it and I'd lose the bottle in myself).

Oh, also, a poppers bottle, straight out of the freezer (they keep longer if stored in the freezer). All worked up and horny, jacking off, watching porn, I rubbed the ice cold, sweating bottle on my dick, balls, and hole, then pushed it in a little. Definitely very chilly, but I could see the allure of all those ice/popsicle comments! Especially the frozen cum thing, I've heard of that before...a friend's ex once told me that they used to jack off into an ice tray to build up cubes, then use the cubes instead of lube when having bareback sex together. That's on my bucket list for sure!!

[techhokie88]

Ah, novamatt01 beat me to it. I had a large red Mag-Lite flashlight and it had been a few months since anyone had fucked my ass, so I threw a condom on it and used a LOT of lube. The hardest part was the start, getting something that thick and hard to go in without any tapering. But, once my hole got used to it, I went deep down on that thing! It was actually pretty wonderful. I even took pictures! (And, looking at them now, DAMN! how did I go so long without trimming down my leg and ass hair even just a LITTLE? lol)

Another odd one was a cylindrical Proactive bottle (either one of the two on the left in this photo (http://i.imgur.com/1MuhjqQ.jpg)). I was probably 12 or 13, just starting to get acne and discovering my body (and internet pornography). Started by fingering myself, then got more and more balsy, using lotion or hair conditioner to lubricate the Proactive bottle and slide it in while showering. Then I'd lay on my back in the tub/shower and jack off while pumping the bottle deeper into myself (all the way in, to the point that a few times I was afraid my hole would close around it and I'd lose the bottle in myself).

Oh, also, a poppers bottle, straight out of the freezer (they keep longer if stored in the freezer). All worked up and horny, jacking off, watching porn, I rubbed the ice cold, sweating bottle on my dick, balls, and hole, then pushed it in a little. Definitely very chilly, but I could see the allure of all those ice/popsicle comments! Especially the frozen cum thing, I've heard of that before...a friend's ex once told me that they used to jack off into an ice tray to build up cubes, then use the cubes instead of lube when having bareback sex together. That's on my bucket list for sure!!

OH! How could I forget: home from college once (probably for Christmas or some extended stay), I hadn't brought a toy back with me and was feeling really horny, so I had to improvise...I washed and slid a condom over an old, empty glass Coke bottle. Lubed it up, slid it in, went to down. To this day, I'm sure that bottle still has a little tackiness on it from the interior of the lubricated condom! :smilies15 haha

[mcvic]

Gotta say - I've played with carrots - by myself - and with the thought in mind that I must keep control of it. Blunt end first is the way to go - choose the size you want, clean it well in a sink of warm water, lube it well - make sure it's a long enough one that you always have something to get hold of for removal. Amazing toy! And no clean-up - it just goes in the compost after. She should have known not to lose it - and definitely not to put a second one in!! Did you just sit on the toilet and have natural systems deliver the lost carrot? - could be funny, if it weren't so potentially scary. Can't you imagine an x rated Mr. Bean skit?

[SilkyHoseLover]

Never told ANYBODY this! It's nor all that crazy. really -- but the very first thing I ever put into my anus was a Ball Park hotdog. Way back in the 60s!

Many years ago, my wife and I briefly talked about anal sex, with her being the presumed 'target'. She confessed that she'd tried it with a glass Coke or Pepsi bottle. It was really hot knowing that she was turned on by such 'taboo', kinky things!

[Fred_Brice]

During my very early, teen years, I once tried and used a well cleaned light bulb and it was covered with vaseline. I then had learned, that using a light bulb that could shatter or break and cause me, some problems. At least, it did not break, thank goodness! I switch to a coke bottle, which was made, with much thicker glass. The shape of that bottle made a great dildo! Back then there were not to many sexual toy stores.

[Tonycurinmass00]

I used a Craftsman socket wrench handle. It was one of the round shaped ones. Started with a 3/8" and worked up to the thicker 1/2 socket handle.

[csreef]

I had a GF who had a set of Popsicle molds....And when things got real hot, I'd go to the freezer, get out 2 Popsicles, and double penetrate her with

them....God did she have some Screaming orgasms from this....

[csreef]

During my very early, teen years, I once tried and used a well cleaned light bulb and it was covered with vaseline. I then had learned, that using a light bulb that could shatter or break and cause me, some problems. At least, it did not break, thank goodness! I switch to a coke bottle, which was made, with much thicker glass. The shape of that bottle made a great dildo! Back then there were not to many sexual toy stores.

When I was in college, one of my friends was a Nursing student, and later became a Emergency Room nurse for a Regional Hospital...At a party, someone asked about Light bulbs... She replied, "it is amazing what some people will loose up their ass, that will later have to be fished out by ER teams." She wasn't all too happy to talk about it.

[MNPervert]

Flashlight

[Fred_Brice]

I can understand why she did not want to discuss it! It is very dumb thing to use!

[TooTall9957]

Vacuum cleaner handle. It had a great curve / angle and felt so good! Similar to this: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1092780586

[zbi73]

Medium sized carrot. I was one vegetable short for the 5+1 a day and I wasn't hungry so.....

[NerdyBiGuy]

A rubber brush handle. It really hurt at first but then felt good. :bigrin: I don’t think I could take anything wider than my thumb or longer than 4-inches.

[xdoorb]

An ex-gf's strapon. Good times.

[Jacktoyourkaren]

The pointy side of an ice cream cone shaped soap thing. It was still wrapped in plastic and I thought “well....that might work.” Lol
it was a little too pointy and got a bit too much really quick.

[Jacktoyourkaren]

I had a GF who had a set of Popsicle molds....And when things got real hot, I'd go to the freezer, get out 2 Popsicles, and double penetrate her with

them....God did she have some Screaming orgasms from this....


extra fun clean up after too!

[Footstep40]

I worked as an EMT in my early 20’s saw the horror of DIY sex toys, so I’ve never had the drive to give it a try. Sorry I’m rather vanilla in that aspect. Fingers, dicks, dildos are my cup of tea. A friend and I once used a double ended dildo on each other at a party once, but yeah that’s not as exciting as it sounds.
Be careful!

[hung4you]

Some of these are pretty funny, i should laugh at my self because i was out of town, horny as all hell and wanted something, anything in my ass. I went to a grocery store and walking around i found my self in the produce isle, ended up buying KY jelly and a cucumber and it worked perfectly. Wonder what the cashier thought as i stood there smiling.

[biwmtrucker44]

Squash, Banana, brush handle, screw driver

[whistle1]

Stick of pepperoni...

[sysper]

now when i go shopping i will wonder if people are shopping for something for pleasure lol
Some of these are pretty funny, i should laugh at my self because i was out of town, horny as all hell and wanted something, anything in my ass. I went to a grocery store and walking around i found my self in the produce isle, ended up buying KY jelly and a cucumber and it worked perfectly. Wonder what the cashier thought as i stood there smiling.

[Christopher South]

When I was a kid my father had a hair tonic bottle. The top was about the size if a dime and it expanded to the base, which you could barely firt your hands around. I would play with that and expand my hole the further it went in.

Years later I met a guy who gave massages with happy endings. While he gave me one he asked if I liked my ass played with. I said yes. He went to his closet and brought out a case filled with toys. He used vibrating dildos, dildos of various sizes (some of them I was amazed had fit in me without paid. The most interesting was a vibrating egg that he slipped inside my ass, leaned it against my prostate and left it there while he massaged my. I lost count of how many times I came during that hour.

[jem_is_bi]

While working on a home project, I had a piece of wood penetrate my arm so deep I had to have surgery to remove it.
That made for an expensive home project.

[csreef]

Do you know what every Politician that has ever been elected has had stuffed their ass ???? Their Head !

(Sad, but true!) :crosseye:

[dickneeder]

Doesn't work

[Warren63]

That is a hot story!

[Warren63]

A plunger handle when I was a teenager, now I have a Vibrating ,thrusting dildo. Still looking for the first real cock.

[borntosuckcock]

When I was a young kid, I’d use the hard plastic handle on my mothers hair brush.

[CurEUs_Male]

OK, once when I was in my early 20's, long before I thought of being bisexual, and after a night of ... call it drinking, I was really horney. I took a potato masher from my parents kitchen, some vaseline.... and that was my first experience with something anal - how did it take another 15 years to recognize I was bi?!

Ours was yellow... I wonder where that ended up...

(oh, the rounded end in case someone at home is playing along)

[RisingBi]

OK, once when I was in my early 20's, long before I thought of being bisexual, and after a night of ... call it drinking, I was really horney. I took a potato masher from my parents kitchen, some vaseline.... and that was my first experience with something anal - how did it take another 15 years to recognize I was bi?!

Ours was yellow... I wonder where that ended up...

(oh, the rounded end in case someone at home is playing along)
From the picture, that looks awesome! What a perfect instrument that you can easily hold upright flat on the bed with one hand, sit your asshole down on top of the wonderful other end, and stroke your cock with your other hand, all the while imagining that you are bouncing on another man's cock. Prostate orgasms here I come (er, cum)!

[Nocockyet]

I’m able to get the Doc Johnson “Fat D”. Up there and it’s amazing. Still trying to get the John Holmes all the way in but still only 3/4 of the way.

[Lemonade1184]

I was home from my first semester at college and was really getting curious about my sexuality. One night while I was home alone (my parents were away for the weekend) I went snooping around to see if my mom had any toys as I was really horny and wanted to know what it felt like to put something in the back door. Well I noticed a chest in the back of her closet and opened it to see it was filled with a variety of toys. I grabbed a medium thickness clear rubber pink dildo and ran to my room and slipped it into my ass.

A few days later my mother knocks on my door asking if I touched anything in her closet. Being the honest son that I am I said yes. She asked if I took anything and I once again said yes. She asked if it was her clear pink dildo and again I said yes. She got a goody grin on her face and said something I’ll never forget “I knew it! I’m so proud of you! Do you have any questions?” We ended up having a talk for nearly two hours during which she told me a lot of things but that the pink dildo was her personal favorite and she used it a few times a week to masturbate and had actually pegged her boyfriend a few times with it.

i offered it back to her but she told me to keep it because she would feel weird fucking herself with something I had up my ass.

[Johnyonenut]

When i was seriously beginning to experiment with my bi side in my 40s i used a toilet plunger. I would cover it with an athletic sock,all wrapped around and secured with rubber bands and covered with a condom. It was the perfect length so I could put my feet on the plunger end and work it in and out. It felt really good. Too bad I still havent experienced the real thing.

[Bi-Rõnin]

Driiled a hole through 3 golf balls, and used some waxed string and made my own anal beads.

[Quatro333]

Started at young age with fingers then fist. Since: Various dildos of many sizes and thickness. Cucumber, Wine bottles, walking stick, whiffle bat, handles on various yard tools, screwdriver handles, smooth metal tools, lubed up wooden bat handles but the coolest was popsicles. Soo intense!!

[friskyous]

I love this thread.. I've been enjoying the stories very much.
The best object I've had in my ass.. and I've had many since I was very young... is this foam kinda baseball bat thing I got from Pizza Hut years ago.. It came with a ball but that was lost years ago. I used saran wrap as a barrier for the foam. It felt great on both ends.. the handle was a a nice diameter and had ridges in the foam for grips. I figured how to wedge it between the ciuch cushions so I was able to comfortably lower myself down on it. It felt quite good on that end but once I got myself stretched out and loosened up I would flip it to the thick end. I had to work it in slow as it was pretty damn big but vaseline is a wonderful sex lubricant and I would eventually work about 6 or 8 inches of it into my ass and rock my way to a mind blowing orgasm. Sometimes I didn't even have to touch myself to cum like crazy.
The coolest was the shifter of my 06 mustang. It's a 5 speed with a nice sized knob that really does a number on my prostate. I just turn towarsd the back and put a knee in each seat with the console in between and use my saran wrap trick. I have to get myself loosened with up with other toys.. cause this one really stretches my asshole. I then lower myself down on to it working it deeper into my ass till I feel the leather boot and slowly start rocking back and forth. If you sit as upright as possible and thrust your hips, the thickness of the shaft and the small size of the shifter shaft lets the shifter knob, which isn' t really round so the oblong front of it really feels good moving inside me. I always cum like crazy on that one too.

I have had a lot of things in my ass.. whatever I could find that might fit would eventually wind up there. I used to go grocery shopping so I could find a cucumber or zucchini that would stretch me out nicely.. the bigger the better. Well to a point anyway... some things I just couldn't get to fit but that didn't keep me from trying.
My favorite thing though is the nice thick cock of the guy that showed me what it felt like to be fucked for real. I have never had an experience like that before.. just off the charts funstuff.. left me weak in the knees. He really knew how to push my buttons.. man! I miss that cock.

[Rvdude05]

Back when I was in the stretching my man pussy mode, I uses a broom handle. I stretched a rubber glove finger over the end, lubed it up with my moms KY, and lubed my butt. I got down on all 4 and slowly inserted it, as I pushed back the broom end hit the wall, and I got pretty deep. I fucked that broom like that while jerking and shot the biggest load.... Ah the memories. I fucked that broom, rather it fucked me many times.... Now, I'm thankful.... I can take almost any size cock without any problem.

[ChiefH]

A cucumber when I was a kid, numerous other such as various sized sockets up to 2.00" and the handle of the ratchet .75" screwdriver handle the knobby end of a baseball bat! Finally my buddies 8.5 thick uncut cock!

[Christopher South]

Driiled a hole through 3 golf balls, and used some waxed string and made my own anal beads.

A while back I met up with a guy who had a whole collection laid out in his bedroom... vibrators, dildos, and anal beads. I never had anal beads in my ass before so I laid down, he lubed me up and slowly slid them in. They felt great going in, the next one larger than the one before. I didn't think the last would fit but with a little more effort and lube it went in. He started blowing me and told me to let him know when I was about to cum. Five minutes later I told him I was about to shoot and he started pulling the anal beads out as I did. Incredible sensation.

[marine20]

I was home from my first semester at college and was really getting curious about my sexuality. One night while I was home alone (my parents were away for the weekend) I went snooping around to see if my mom had any toys as I was really horny and wanted to know what it felt like to put something in the back door. Well I noticed a chest in the back of her closet and opened it to see it was filled with a variety of toys. I grabbed a medium thickness clear rubber pink dildo and ran to my room and slipped it into my ass.

A few days later my mother knocks on my door asking if I touched anything in her closet. Being the honest son that I am I said yes. She asked if I took anything and I once again said yes. She asked if it was her clear pink dildo and again I said yes. She got a goody grin on her face and said something I’ll never forget “I knew it! I’m so proud of you! Do you have any questions?” We ended up having a talk for nearly two hours during which she told me a lot of things but that the pink dildo was her personal favorite and she used it a few times a week to masturbate and had actually pegged her boyfriend a few times with it.

i offered it back to her but she told me to keep it because she would feel weird fucking herself with something I had up my ass.
that's quite a mom you had. did anything interesting happen after that ?

[borntosuckcock]

I like to use the handle of my bath brush, it has a long thick ribbed handle with a curve. Feels really great against my prostate.

[SuckerMC]

I did not see anyone say they had been fisted. How about a arm very close to elbow deep?

https://www.porntrex.com/video/1304950/hunk-rips-studs-stretched-asshole-hard


When I was younger I tried a plunger handle a couple times. Can't say I was really turned on by it.

[foundpuppy]

Keilpasa or smoked sausage, best thing ever.

[CdnBadBoy]

When I was younger, probably 15, I used the plunger handle, like many guys on here. When I got older I used carrots and English cucumbers. Got a kick out of using them with condoms and then washing and having them as part of dinner that night. Have used a few tool handles, and even the handle on my wheelbarrow one time. The biggest item was the tube leg on a chair, the kind that are shaped like an "S" rather than having vertical legs. The tube was about 6" around, so really thick compared to what I'd had in my ass before. I was on a work conference out of town and the chair was in my hotel room. I was drunk and horny, so flipped the chair upside down, put a condom and a lot of lube on the tube and slowly worked my ass onto it. Couldn't believe when my sphincter stretched enough to let the tube pop inside. I got 7-8" of that tube inside me. Never been that full, before or since. Once I got used to it, it was very intense and I had an amazing orgasm with it inside me. When I looked at the chair in the morning, I couldn't believe I had that much inside me. Very hot, but glad I've got toys now so I don't have to search for crazy items that will fit.