For the fun on it: Camp Out 2014!

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

For DD.. :]
A couple of years ago, while healing up from a surgery, I started a Camp Fire thread in the attempt to have some fun after we had a particularly nasty-assed Troll on here, reeking havoc. The thread consisted of those who wanted to play being involved in a "Summertime Campout" scenerio.I dont care who comes to contribute to the story and plays, but anyone with snarky comments need not bother joining us. If you dont want to play, fine, but keep your negative comments to yourself.

The premise of the game was to join a bunch of us as we camped out at the banks of a beautiful, slow moving river. We had the whole area all to ourselves, and it was filled with good foods, music of all kinds, tent hopping, naked inner tubing, nude sunbathing, and just generally kicking back, soaking up the sun, (Or slathering good lotion or oil on warm naked bodies) and just enjoying a week-long camp-out in peace and naughty harmony :}.

Miss Belle had manned the Cook Wagon, and was on route to us, we had a couple big, hunky Security guards and gate keepers keeping the campground safe from Vanilla Townies, and party crashers. Void was our Silent Shadow, coming and watching over us all in the night, keeping us safe. We had people bringing in music equipt to be able to play instruments at night time, we had the big BBQ grate over the fire for BBQ'ing. We had fishermen bringing their catch to the table to share, and we even had one Hell of an orgy the last night! lol.


I'll go to the site and get the fire pit ready, make sure the bathrooms are prepared, and put the BBQ grate in place. Subbie is cutting wood, and dragging in branches for kindling..my tent is up, and will be awaiting who ever wants to join in. Who is bringing what? I have a huge ice chest filled with ice, soda's of all kinds, and a big variety of wine coolers and spritzers. Also, there's some Buffalo steaks marinating in another cooler. There's white corn that needs to be shucked for the foil later. And I'll bet we have some Dandy little shuckers here...snicker. ;)

Who's ready for campout...? :}:confused:

[Long Duck Dong]

puts on a kit and a big smile, holds out bottles of johnny walker black label and asks " wtf are buffalo wings, I never knew that buffalos flre "..... then hugs mama cat and whispers "get DD tiddly, she grumps at me less "

[Tim56Mn]

yes cat that would be a lot of fun alot of naked people makeing new friend get to gather just take it easy and have fun ( men just dont stand to close to fire pit ) other wise would be great

[CurEUs_Male]

I like the idea. Would love to spend a week alongside the lazy river with those others that get the idea of bisexual community

[void()]

*spies johnny walker black label, debates with himself a moment, shrugs goes and fetches a double, sits on a felled log and watches*

Presently my coffee suits. Don't mind a nip now and then, usually my rum but whiskey is good too.
Rare occasions, I might pelt scotch, always has to be fifteen year old or better. When I hit the
scotch it's probably something rough going on.

Few years back on Christmas eve, sat at a hotel bar. My wife was up in the room sleeping.
She had just gotten out of recovery from eye surgeries. That was the "best" scheduling
the hospital and doctor/s could do. The hospital paid for accommodations, and not a cheap
motel room but something akin to one of the big hotel chains. They did not pay a bar tab
though, understandably.

My mom bought my drink, until I could pay it back. Told the gal doing the bar tending to
pour herself something on me, being Christmas and such. I had one scotch on the rocks.
Think the devil had an orange juice, explaining that they couldn't drink on duty. Wife was
to be touch and go for next few days. Felt a need to knock off the pale of dread. So yeaha,
I had a solitary drink shared with my mom whom had her own and an orange juice drinking
bartender.

Think mom had a bloody Mary, if I recall correctly. She seldom drinks those. As reasonable
adults we had a drink. Over New Year's this year wife bought me 350ml bottle of rum. For
New Years eve, I had maybe two doubles with soda and nursed both for about two hours
each. Yeha, I was drinking super heavy. *chuckles* May have a drink or two on St. Patrick's
day, maybe a nip or two twixt then and now as "bracers". Then, maybe a drink on July 4th.

Yep, I'm a real dyed in the wool alcoholic. *grin* Half pint lasts me nearly a year, fifth nearly
two years. Yep yep, I drink like a fish. *chuckles* Guess growing up seeing the damage it can
do, set me against drunken stupors. Don't get me wrong. I can enjoy a good serious tying one
on like the best of them. But it just isn't my thing. Gee golly, maybe I'm just too balanced. *grins*

*pats the log he sat on, realizes he sat in the middle of it, shakes his head, goes back to watching*

[Meliss]

I am off to go skip some stones. Want to see how many times the stone can hit the surface of the water before it gives up and sinks. I'm hoping the stone will hit it at least 3 to 5 times. : )

[void()]

I am off to go skip some stones. Want to see how many times the stone can hit the surface of the water before it gives up and sinks. I'm hoping the stone will hit it at least 3 to 5 times. : )

*watches the stone skipping, ponders much but nothing as well, picks up a small stone and chucks it up and into the water just to watch, grins upon hearing the plop*

[Plumhead2]

So Meliss, Void and I spend the warm late afternoon skipping stones. Nude stone skipping? Should be an Olympic event! I wouldn't mind practicing for hours with my stone skipping buddies. The feel of the wind caressing our bodies makes us feel so alive. All three of us are grinning as we make our way back to the camp. I am in the mood to prepare my specialty for the group: Grilled stuffed hamburger. Imagine a hamburger with cheese and sauteed onions and mushrooms sealed inside. Damn, I am getting in the mood to stuff something else this night! Owwwwoooooo!

[Annika L]

*Pours herself some JW and joins void on his log, and initiates conversation that lasts into the evening, while we wait for Elian to show up.*

Later I'll break out the single malt Scotches I brought.

It's wonderful to have a summertime campout in this frigid weather...not only is it pleasant enough to be outside into the evening, but you can wait until *after* dinner to watch the sun go down!

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Whoo Hoo! Now yer gettin' the idea! See how great it feels to just Kick Back? No worries, no stresses, just wonderful warm sun on your skin, good music, laughter, and food enough and drinks to feed an army. And the Whacky Weed Winabago is optional as well. :} The water is looking Awfully inviting too. May have to coax Plum into going for a swim with me as soon as I get the food ready for tonight's feast..*Lecherous grin*

[void()]

* skips stones nude, yammers with Annika, notes something about a bale of happy weed, takes a small handful off the bale and puts it into the main camp fire along with a few other secret ingredients not harmful but enjoyable, grins and has a very pleasant time, enjoys the company with eyes slowly becoming lit, still alert but at ease*

* senses single malt scotch heading this way, ponders as he sits now watching everything with a grin, reaches over behind his log and finds a bottle of astro glide, chuckles softly and sets it out for everyone by the fire *

I dislike petro based lube. Bit creepy to me "dead stuff" up a bum ... erm. *gets this befuddled look*

[johnnyeasy]

red and white.......blue suede shoes........I am Uncle Sam......How do you do?

I don't know what smells better......the "secret ingredients" in the main campfire......or whatever is being cooked over by that old RV...smell DAMN GOOD!

Just remember campers.........RED SKY AT NIGHT sailors DELIGHT.......RED SKY IN MORN......Sailor take WARN!

Damn.....why am I so HUNGY all of the sudden??????......

[Meliss]

maybe we will have a formal dress up party at midnight... fancy thongs with pasties optional

[Annika L]

*Notices she's started yammering and goes quiet...refreshes her drink and disappears behind the happy-wagon for a while. Returns and notices Johnny in the reddening twilight; pounces on him. Tries to remember where she stored the Cragganmore and the MacAllan Cask-Strength.*

Wow, I'm just all over the place tonight. *phew* I should check out the food wagon.

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

lol Maybe its the enticing scent of Buffalo steaks being cooked slooowly over a beautiful campfire that is driving ya'll crazy. Said Buff was marinated in Beer, BBQ sauce, butter, and spices, then turned out of the grill. The other tantalizing scent is white corn double wrapped in tin foil with butter and a tad of garlic salt, roasting on the edge of the grill. Foil wrapped Green peppers, onion, 2 kinds of squash, pineapple, sliced celery and mushrooms- a smidge of brown sugar and Hillshire smoked sausage are cooking away nicely as well. We'll eat good later by God!!!. Now someone click on the tunes, and hand me a cold wine cooler, please..:} And there's plenty of room for other goodies on this big grill...:}

(Damn I made myself hungry!!) lol

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Hands DD one of my concoctions called Minx Milk: 2 cups Chocolate fudge ice cream, 1 cup of ice and 2 shots of Baily's cream in the blender (Yes, we have a generator) Blended 30 seconds, then Float 2 table spoons of Baily's on top. Its kinda like a milk shake with a delicious bite...lol.
Annika? Want some?

[void()]

lol Maybe its the enticing scent of Buffalo steaks being cooked slooowly over a beautiful campfire that is driving ya'll crazy. Said Buff was marinated in Beer, BBQ sauce, butter, and spices, then turned out of the grill. The other tantalizing scent is white corn double wrapped in tin foil with butter and a tad of garlic salt, roasting on the edge of the grill. Foil wrapped Green peppers, onion, 2 kinds of squash, pineapple, sliced celery and mushrooms- a smidge of brown sugar and Hillshire smoked sausage are cooking away nicely as well. We'll eat good later by God!!!. Now someone click on the tunes, and hand me a cold wine cooler, please..:} And there's plenty of room for other goodies on this big grill...:}

(Damn I made myself hungry!!) lol

* sees buffalo steaks hitting the grill, watches tongue fall out, rolls
it back up cartoon style and wanders out through the woods a bit ... is
chuckling and grinning in a nice hazy feel, spots a few wild rabbits
...watches them a while ... sits, ponders ... feels self still very
aware, walks back into camp slowly, finds someone with a pack of tobacco
cigarettes, bums a wheel and a light, goes back to sitting on his log
as naked as it, slips backward ...lies on back looking up into the sky
while still enjoying the cigarette ... grins *

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Void-Honey, you know you can bite my meat anytime...You and E both. lol dinner bell's a ringin' :}
Cat

[void()]

Void-Honey, you know you can bite my meat anytime...You and E both. lol dinner bell's a ringin' :}
Cat

*chuckles*
Sounds really tempting. ;) :)

I was just thinking laying here wishing on stars may bring an E to nibble. We did
speak off site a bit. :) Wound up tucking him in. Poor guy has been busy despite
a vacation. *sighs, nods and accepts a bit of veggies but no steak, finds some
cooked rice instead*

[Long Duck Dong]

fire warmed johnny walker black and sprite, no ice.... with a flame grilled steak, gravy, mashed spuds and some greens, slab of fresh campfire bread, good music, good company and stars in the night sky......

sighs.... that would require me to stop hanging the troll upside down in the long drop .... I think I am going to just cut the rope and fill the long drop in and go have a good time.....

I will ponder the mysteries of life later, like what is better... thinking about sex or sex without thinking....or how far can we throw cellphones into the river when they ring during a scream inducing orgasm

[DuckiesDarling]

Wooot Sounds good, Cat. I got beer and Seagram's seven. So I'll just sit next to LDD and see if the Scotsman wears anything under his kilt.

[void()]

This thread is stupid but look at who the original poster is. If I want to go camping I'll actually do it, and not pretend to go camping with random bottom feeder idiot losers who don't have friends, on the internet.


Some of us bottom feeder idiot losers do go camping on our own, off
the wire. We even have friends, granted they may also be bottom feeder
idiots, like Hell's Angels, army rangers, s.e.a.ls and so on, or even
just good old common hill billies. At least they are friends. Friends
whom accept us for us and don't seek to change us to suit them.

I have friends that are millionaires as well. They too accept me for me.
And some of them are even rather kind of bottom feeding idiots. Some
are rather smart folks whom have worked hard, been honest in getting
where they are. Also have friends what are of all faiths, creeds,
nationalities, colors.

My point? I am able to walk with most anyone. I read in another thread
you are a prostitute. My response was "so what?" I do not judge you for
that. You brought it up, I'm just saying that it holds no bearing on
view of you as a person. Maybe it ought to?

Sorry, I choose to see beyond the book covers. A good number of us on
this site do. So my point is, get over yourself because we're already
over you. No point in being mean to bottom feeder idiots. After all,
some might like that sort of thing. Besides, if you're so much the
better, and we are such a waste of your time ... why even post that?

[void()]

Yeah right... people who are involved in such things don't talk about it. Secondly it's impossible to be "off the grid" or "off the wire" today.

You missed what I meant there. I meant off the wire, as in off the internet & web.
That was easy to misunderstand. But I have had some time off the electric grid
at least. Wife and survived a week without electricity, others in this area did as
well.

You're right in not talking. Although some do in other ways. Some talk and teach
by example. But agreed for the most part those are quiet folks. That was not
my point though. The point was many here have friends away from this. Many
of these friends are accepting.

Maybe I can make it clearer. Do gravestones care what, who you are? I kind of
doubt it. Do any of us escape that? I kind of doubt that as well. Life is too short
for all of us to bother with childish ego wars. But you had to blast away at folks.

Still curious, if you are so much better, why bother? You got a reasonable answer?

Addendum:

This is just an observation. From seeing what you have presented so far on the site,
you must be one dynamite of a looking lady. I have trouble in discerning how you
could attain clients based on your personality, at least what I have seen presented
of it herein.

That is not meant to be an attack or cut down. It is simply my opinion of what you
have chosen to present. Of course, I am aware that holds little or no value. Apologies
if such an expression offends. That is not my intention.

Would still like to understand your reasons for cutting others down. As far as I
have seen no one has intentionally cut you down.

[void()]

maybe we will have a formal dress up party at midnight... fancy thongs with pasties optional

* returns to the fun by sneaking up behind Meliss, unintentionally, rubs a pair of fancy thongs over her shoulder from behind *

Hugo hon. Not quite where they hail from, but saw them in plastic wrap with brand new label in a drawer. *looks a bit confused, but over where these thongs magically appeared from * I don't wear thongs, mostly boxer briefs or boxers. Maybe elian snuck them in on me. That guy, I tell you, he's special like that. :) * ambles back over to his log noting two ladies enjoying one another's company. sits watching them from an artistic point of view, and watching everything else. smiles and continues enjoying the party. *

[Plumhead2]

OK, let's not forget dessert! Hand me over some of that evil weed and I will make my legendary Super Brownies. After eating a few of them brownies, 'Cat you won't have to coax me at all to go swimming down by the river with you. Making sweet, hot memories as the water runs over our bodies, the stars witnessing our pleasures, the fresh air mixing with the intoxicating smells of sex, Cat you sure know how to throw a camping out experience! Something about being one with nature would make me want to be one with you…or two, three or more with you if others want to join us! How about the slogan for this excursion: Wild in the Wild!

[void()]

* senses magic brownies are in the works, not quite sure he's up to eating any after the wild clam baking. sits chuckling and grinning while still taking everything in. gets up and makes a sign, posts it on a stake driven into the ground it reads "This way to your greatest lay!! --->" notes that the sign leads to a big old wiry oak with a few knotholes in it. nods, chuckling impishly as he just knows the trolls will love getting the "wood". draws a circle with some dianic wiccan salts round the oak to trap all the hate in its good graces. wanders back to his log, sits ... nudges the guy sitting here now next to him .. nudge .. nudge ..*

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Void..Baby. Dont feed the T&A. (Troll and Asshole..) They arent welcome here. Jealous bastards that they are..lol

Careful Pennsy..might be You getting bent over, Darlin...lol Might get right interesting out on that sand bar with Plum and I....Whoo Hoo!
Cat, squirming now..lol

[void()]

"Otay buckwheat! I noes more feeds 'em, dey be find dey own campy spot."

*goes back to nudging random folks whom pass by his log, sitting in his lap unaware of his presence on the log. chuckles as he also watches folks enjoying a nice place. recalls a time he had thought of a laundromat bordello idea. has a wavy flashback membering that darkeyes said she would be the madam or some such, might be membering wrong. grins as the hazy memory slips away and he returns to watching as folks start realizing he's sitting on the log. *

[RockGardener]

* shows up with her lovergirl (Marie) and pumpkin cheesecake *

* invites Plumhead into tent for a little you-know-what and some oh-my-that-too *

Looking forward to skinny dipping tomorrow with everyone!! (and whatever else happens when naked people get together)

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Void..honey. You be sittin' on that big log next to the Whacky Wagon, arent Ch'ya..?? lol. Is that a tree branch, or are ya just happy ta see me? LOL
Cat

[void()]

Void..honey. You be sittin' on that big log next to the Whacky Wagon, arent Ch'ya..?? lol. Is that a tree branch, or are ya just happy ta see me? LOL
Cat

*chuckles and blushes* Not really sure about a tree branch. But yeah, I think the Whacky Wagon be nearby.

[chuck1953]

Hey folks, I had to work a little later than I thought. Just got here, as I hand Cat a baggie of ground up Viagra. Just put that in the tea and mark it for MEN only. I don't know what effects it would have on the women. Let's see just how we can eat with extremely hard logs...

[Realist]

A lady, who I used to correspond with, told me she tired Viagra once. She didn't know if it was actually the Viagra itself, or her psychological reaction to taking it, but she hadn't been more aroused in years.

Later, her doctor advised her not to take it again, but he didn't think she'd have a lasting reaction to it. He said, at the time, they really didn't know how a woman would react to it.

[theartofcontrol]

Notorious early riser theartofcontrol up before everybody enjoying the lazy mist and quiet of the morning prepares coffee keeping it hot for everyone. He inspects supplies and starts planning breakfast including fresh fruit, juices, buttered toast, eggs and bacon for all. No one will go hungry on this weekend adventure.

[void()]

Notorious early riser theartofcontrol up before everybody enjoying the lazy mist and quiet of the morning prepares coffee keeping it hot for everyone. He inspects supplies and starts planning breakfast including fresh fruit, juices, buttered toast, eggs and bacon for all. No one will go hungry on this weekend adventure.

*sniffs the air despite not having a sense of smell. has a sense
breakfast is being cooked up. sees someone doing that, grins. moves
toward the breakfasting area, finds a big pot of beans, gest a big huge
hubcap shaped plate/bowl of beans some fry bread, big blue tin mug of
coffee and wanders slowly away by a stream feeding the lake. sits and
begins sopping up beans on the fry bread using like a spoon, starts
digging in with a spoon as well, makes noma noma noises ... pauses, sips
half a cup of coffee, goes back to eating. wears a huge warm and happy
smile. recalls meeting up a guy and gal last night in the woods, was safe,
but enjoyed.*

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

After the delicious romp on the sand bar, having someone else make breakfast is Wonderful (Since I'm not a morning person in the First place) Thank you Darlin, it is deeply appreciated. :} And after bit, with Void eating the beans intended for the chili, we wont know if its the bull frogs or Him sounding off later....Snicker.

We still need:
A bar tender
A music person
Wood chopper/gather
Fire Tender
Someone to make store runs if we needs ice or goodies
Extra Security at the front gate. (We can take turns)
Someone to help me round the campfire til Miss Belle gets here.
Apply Within..:}

[12voltyV2.0]

Got a big old cast iron pot filled with creole gumbo that has shrimp, crabmeat, crayfish, andouille sausage and plenty of good seasoning inside with onions, peppers, garlic and whatever else I thought to throw in---mine is more tomato based than many versions and of course thickened with roux and file gumbo.

Got some good Kentucky Bourbon, but also got a few pint jars of good Kentucky moonshine in the back of the car.

Got some good beer too that includes Shiner Bock, Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale, New Castle Brown Ale and some homemade hard cider.

[void()]

After the delicious romp on the sand bar, having someone else make breakfast is Wonderful (Since I'm not a morning person in the First place) Thank you Darlin, it is deeply appreciated. :} And after bit, with Void eating the beans intended for the chili, we wont know if its the bull frogs or Him sounding off later....Snicker.

We still need:
A bar tender
A music person
Wood chopper/gather
Fire Tender
Someone to make store runs if we needs ice or goodies
Extra Security at the front gate. (We can take turns)
Someone to help me round the campfire til Miss Belle gets here.
Apply Within..:}

* reads bulletin board on side of Wacky Wagon, sees wood getter and fire
tender are open. has been getting a lot of wood lately, imagines he
probably could stoke a few fires ... scratches his noggin, shrugs and
heads in to apply *

[void()]

Got a big old cast iron pot filled with creole gumbo
New Castle Brown Ale

* ears perk up, stops dead in his tracks .... must partake ... rummages through the now ammased dog pile of clothing and items by his log. he finds his big old bean plate, a wooden mug ... heads toward gumbo, brown ale looking like a starved coyote *

[RockGardener]

I would volunteer to make store runs, but then I'd have to get dressed. Feels good walking around wearing only sunscreen. <snickers>
I'll bring my iPod for music, have a wide variety thanks to Marie.
<sneaks off with Volty for a little while>

[Long Duck Dong]

After the delicious romp on the sand bar, having someone else make breakfast is Wonderful (Since I'm not a morning person in the First place) Thank you Darlin, it is deeply appreciated. :} And after bit, with Void eating the beans intended for the chili, we wont know if its the bull frogs or Him sounding off later....Snicker.

We still need:
A bar tender
A music person
Wood chopper/gather
Fire Tender
Someone to make store runs if we needs ice or goodies
Extra Security at the front gate. (We can take turns)
Someone to help me round the campfire til Miss Belle gets here.
Apply Within..:}

mmm security and bar tender interest me.... would have to share the bar tender job tho, would love to learn new about new drinks to mix and I am sure that a few of the guys could dress in g strings, bow ties and wrist cuffs for a camp fire chippendale look lol or we could just do a impomptu full monty, lol

[void()]

* sitting back on his log looking dejected, keeps peering into the wooden mug turned sideways ... peers deeply. sighs as he realizes he needs to stand again. needs to tell someone to hire wenches. gradually stands and walks over to the big old steam kettle, gets some earl grey and returns to his log to sit quietly. looks over by the fires, notes each having two cords of firewood near yet safely back from themselves. also glad he put up signs reading "If an even hour, put a few logs on the fire". *

[onewhocares]

Hello Campfire Mates.....forgive the delay. I was out rounding up supplies for the excursion. Not sure that I am needed with all the talk of good food, desserts and fine drinks. But never to be one to come to a party empty handed and always one to put out a spread, I have the new mobile chuck wagon in a retro fitted Air Stream...had to make it a bit taller so that six foot tall Belle could cook in comfort.

Since Johnny Walker is and invited guest, perhaps I can get Johnny Easy to be my assistant on his trip? I actually made a syrup of JW for some pumpkin pancakes this fall which were a big hit. My latest catering craze is a mega slider bar...so that's what for dinner tonight. Requests?

Belle in Boston

[Long Duck Dong]

Hello Campfire Mates.....forgive the delay. I was out rounding up supplies for the excursion. Not sure that I am needed with all the talk of good food, desserts and fine drinks. But never to be one to come to a party empty handed and always one to put out a spread, I have the new mobile chuck wagon in a retro fitted Air Stream...had to make it a bit taller so that six foot tall Belle could cook in comfort.

Since Johnny Walker is and invited guest, perhaps I can get Johnny Easy to be my assistant on his trip? I actually made a syrup of JW for some pumpkin pancakes this fall which were a big hit. My latest catering craze is a mega slider bar...so that's what for dinner tonight. Requests?

Belle in Boston

treat me like a half naked bartender at a campfire that is not clearly thinking and excuse the * I am having a blonde moment * look on my face...... what is a mega slider bar?..... and syrup of JW for pumpkin pancakes, that sounds interesting.....

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Whoo Hoo! Miss Belle has arrived! Welcome Girlfriend. Looks like olty has dinner covered for tonight. All I could add to that was some sweet cornbread, and I think we'd be set. But the syrup sounds fantastic! :} You's got breakfast duty..:}

Sneaks up behind Marie, slips arms around her lithe frame to cup her boobies and whisper "Guess Whoo!" (Oh wait, that was sposta be over her eyes...) Grins at Rock falling off Void's log in laughter at the look on Marie's pretty face..;)

[void()]

treat me like a half naked bartender at a campfire that is not clearly thinking and excuse the * I am having a blonde moment * look on my face...... what is a mega slider bar?..... and syrup of JW for pumpkin pancakes, that sounds interesting.....

* sits making funny faces at LDD's "having a blonde moment look", chuckles watching all the excitement. he gets up and wanders off into the woods again for a spell *

[void()]

* wanders back out and sits on his log. looks at Pennsylfanisher with this deeply befuddled and strongly sensed of not comprehending what Pennsylfanisher thinks happened. recalls being alone in a part of the deep wood finding fallen wood for the fire. points back over his shoulder to the three big wagon loads. sits quietly, reads some magazine given him by someone randomly *

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Pennsy, you sweet lil pervert. What were you Doin' back there? lol. Walks over and hands Void a big piece of German Choc cake, refills his wooden mug, and pecks his cheek. Scritches his back for being such a good wood gatherer.
Ok. So who's cooking dinner tonight? :}

[Coastocoast]

There are very few things I need when embarking on the camping excursion. I have them with me; the guitar (hell one is never enough) inside of the motor home and the ability to ready myself for some personal time, the shower which happens to be in the motor home. It looks like the guitars are already getting started. 23280

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Hey Coaster-Honey. The campground here has bathrooms with built in showers, so all of our partier's can stay clean and purdy, so worry not. They are Also great for showering with a friend..good clean fun. *Lecherous grin*

Love some good music whilst playing, or for just sitting around the campfire at night time, kicked back and relaxing. Hope the breeze is blowing a little tonight. The aroma from the Whacky Wagon is making people Ravenous. At this rate Rock and Marie and Volty are going to hafta go into town for a grocery run...lol. May need to go to Costco with my business licence to get another case of Sun block too....snicker.

And I Love Control's idea for making breakfast. Naughty winks to him. (Since I dont know him well enuff ta grab him and lay a big, deep, sexy kiss on da man) LOL
Silly Cat.

[Plumhead2]

Hey, Coaster, let's team up. Got my acoustic with me, too. Thought we might sing some erotic ditties to get everyone laughing. Nothing like laughing and sex! (No, not laughing at sex, laughing so hard at the fun of sex). Wouldn't mind strumming something other than guitar strings. Anyone wanting to let me borrow their "instrument"? I bet I could make you sing! "Have fingers, Will Travel"!

Make up Sex is great, but Wake Up sex is better hot too. Just imagine waking up in a campground with all your Bisexual website friends here with you. Now that is on my fuck-it list!

[Annika L]

After the delicious romp on the sand bar, having someone else make breakfast is Wonderful (Since I'm not a morning person in the First place) Thank you Darlin, it is deeply appreciated. :} And after bit, with Void eating the beans intended for the chili, we wont know if its the bull frogs or Him sounding off later....Snicker.

We still need:
A bar tender
A music person
Wood chopper/gather
Fire Tender
Someone to make store runs if we needs ice or goodies
Extra Security at the front gate. (We can take turns)
Someone to help me round the campfire til Miss Belle gets here.
Apply Within..:}

Wtf, Kitkat? You need someone to mix drinks, and you didn't just *ask* me??

Well...I *might* consider forgiving you for a bowl of this amazing-sounding gumbo, and a magic brownie or two.

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Dayum Son...what Have you been drinking today??? (Hope you left some behind!) lol
Hey Annika! Bar is opened, Girlfriend? I'm in the mood for some Minx Milk if you please. And here is your Gumbo and sweet cornbread. Off to make the cherry cobbler in the skllet over the campfire.:}

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Lol I dont know what all went on in them there woods, but our Void came walking out going :yikes2::eek2: and it takes a Hell of a lot to shake him up. I am now concerned...snicker..
Silly Cat

[void()]

Pennsy and the Bear come strolling arm in arm out of the woods. For some reason he is wearing Pink panties and what looks like the fuse to a Tampon is dangling out of the leg. The Bear bats her long eyelashes at Pennsy as they stroll to his motorhome. As he redies it to go, the Bear fixes him a bowl of Cocoa Puffs. All unplugged and the awning rolled up, Pennsy takes the wheel. The Bear in the passenger seat looking lovingly on as little red hearts circle and float in the air between them. He puts it gear as he takes her paw in hand. A billow of thin black smoke emerges as the Diesel answers his call. As they ride off into the sunset, little Bluebirds and sparkling hearts follow along.

*watches this unfold and goes to fetch that huge pile of grass, reads something in the wrappings of it "Laced with one part Angel dust, One Part LSD" nods, nods again ... chuckles as he now comprehends what that little blue fellow from Neptune meant when he said "Bad shit, bad shit man ..." chuckles some more as he wanders over and gets into the lake *

[Annika L]

Dayum Son...what Have you been drinking today??? (Hope you left some behind!) lol
Hey Annika! Bar is opened, Girlfriend? I'm in the mood for some Minx Milk if you please. And here is your Gumbo and sweet cornbread. Off to make the cherry cobbler in the skllet over the campfire.:}

*smile* Bar is always open when I'm around, dear KitKat. I am afraid you'll have to show me how to make the first Minx Milk...but I'm a quick learner.

*enjoys Cat's instruction, and then as Cat goes off with her milkshake, wondering if I'll be able to enjoy this gumbo while it's still hot*

[void()]

* sits winding up a wind up toy, turns it lose now and then, winds it back ... repeats for a bit. gets up, knocks on an rv door, slowly enters as per request. comes back out of the rv a minute or so later brandishing a hatchet, goes to his log and begins hewing out better seats in the log. continues working this after stopping some random redneck and bumming a rub of snuff, grins and chuckles as he works on whittling the wood, snickers impishly even *

[void()]

*smile* Bar is always open when I'm around, dear KitKat. I am afraid you'll have to show me how to make the first Minx Milk...but I'm a quick learner.

*enjoys Cat's instruction, and then as Cat goes off with her milkshake, wondering if I'll be able to enjoy this gumbo while it's still hot*

*looks up from his whittling, turns noggin sideways ... watches as Annika tries enjoying the gumbo, begins talking in a wee funny little voice just loud enough Annika hears it but doesn't see where its coming from ...* "help me, please oh please I am but a humble little shrimpy! Eeeeeiiii!!! I'm being eaten, help me!!!"

[Meliss]

When the fire dies down a little.. and the acoustics are mellow.. perhaps some of us will do some dancing under the full moon... slow rhythmic beat just right for gyrating hips or a top shimmy.

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Oh that sounds like a plan ta me. I come back from a store run to discover that my bed has been slept in whilst I was gone. (Hope the person was nakid while waiting for me...) lol
Cat.

[void()]

When the fire dies down a little.. and the acoustics are mellow.. perhaps some of us will do some dancing under the full moon... slow rhythmic beat just right for gyrating hips or a top shimmy.

Do you waltz?

Asking because that's roughly what my two left feet allow me
to dance.

[Meliss]

I salsa, I waltz, I gyrate, if it has a beat I can move to it.

[chicagom]

The less planning the better. Come as you are...bring what you want...and hope for good weather.

[void()]

I salsa, I waltz, I gyrate, if it has a beat I can move to it.

Well alright then. Guess I could be wrangled into a dance for a while. :)

[void()]

The less planning the better. Come as you are...bring what you want...and hope for good weather.

Cum as I am? That might be interesting. Bring what I want? *grabs up a block of silly putty, boxes of jello, a rubber maid trash can, astro glide, handful of rubbers* Pfft, weather changes every fifteen minutes, no point to complain.

[shewolf50]

Lori shows up with a racks of venison ribs and jug of my home made sauce... umm which way to the keg?

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Ohhh Miss Lori. You have my mouth watering, Girlfriend..:} And Miss Annika is tending bar so she'll point you to the kegs..:} Uhhh, Void honey, careful with the Jello. Its deliciously sticky sweet, and if you need a taster, let me know! lol
Welcome!
Cat

[void()]

* has setup the rubber maid trash cans filled with jello, now sits on his log playing with a ball of silly putty *

Hm ... Oh, yes. Okay I will. You can hop into one of the cans, taste all you want alone or with a friend or two. ;)

* goes back to intently playing with his silly putty, recalls once when people would take it away from him as he is worse than that McGyver guy ... ponders how to combine the putty with the magnesium he located in the woods ... fishes into his pack, finds a tube of superglue ... has "that look" on his face ... tries to feign an innocent look ... moves slowly toward the woods ...*

[Annika L]

*draws a pint of dry lager for the shewolf; hands it over with a smile*

[steve10557]

After lugging a cauldron of steaming curry and some fragrant basmati from my VW camper and sit nekkid on my comfy duvet sipping a glass of sweet sherry, I think.. to hell with my diabetes!

[void()]

* returns from the woods naked save for a deer pelt slung over himself, wears this little impish grin and chuckles, walks past steve who is obviously having a fit of craving sweets, chuckles as he goes over to a camper. he knocks, enters slowly and steps back out quickly with some rope, a k nife. he wanders back toward the woods, pauses in passing steve, puts the pelt down a respectable distance near here. *

Don't chow too quickly on the ginger spice. Be bringing in some venison for stewing, barbequing. Them sweets will help cut the gamey taste if you want meat.

* fades back into the woods with rope and k nife *

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

*Hands on hips, giving Steve The Mama look* I dont know you to grump at you, Darlin, but you be careful with that Diabetes, ya hear? I dont want anyoine here getting sick, and not being able to enjoy the fun times. Now...who's up for some naked river tubing? Someone can drive my truck, filled with a bunch of us up to the top of the river, where we can take a slow, lazy drift down the river til we arrive back at the campground site. You can use inner tubes, noodles, blow up mattresses, hell..I dont care if ya use a blow up Doll as long as it floats..lol. I have the ice chest in the middle of a tubs filled with wine coolers, sodas and beer. My raft will float two, and lusting on the river sounds Mighty good right now. We get to float past the Vanilla crowd, so Try and be halfway good. And dont forget sun screen for the "Pretty Parts" Nothing worse than a burnt weinie ya know...Altho scorched kitty comes second!..snicker.

[void()]

* has silently returned, and sits off behind steve to one side. sits watching some young lady whom took the venison toward the fire, watches the guys ogling over their bikes across the camp, watches the chattering copses of folks darting into and out of vans, tents, rvs, sits and just watches with a grin. notes someone walking by and cleaning off his back with a damp cloth, nods a thanks with a smile as they wander on. looks up at the stars and watches, sees a few shooting, ponders ... sits quietly lost in some distant place, looks back to the camp, grins and stretches out ...*

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Warms some delicious chocolate, and scans the group for a willing victim to pour it on when its melted and cooled, so it can be licked off. Anyone up for a game of Smile? Something is licked off a nice appendage, and the first person to smile, or moan aloud..is the loser, and has to do it to someone else..lol
Any volunteers?
Cat, being Silly :D

[onewhocares]

Sorry I have been away....cooking in real life as a matter of fact. For those who would like to know...a Slider Bar is sort of a ramped up burger bar of sorts. On Saturday night we did made to order crab cakes with remoulade sauce, filet mignon with cognac and peppercorn sauce and carmelized onions, lamb loins with bernaise sauce, venison filet with juniper and figs. Then you add all sorts of condiments on really great rolls and serve with even better drinks.

BUT if breakfast is what Mama wants me to make.... I am going to make Johnny Cakes (pancakes with cornmeal an fresh corn) made in a cast iron skillet, applewood bacon. How about some I wander down to the creek and fish for trout.....oh my I may have to go through those woods......

Belle in Boston

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Oh God..now I'm droolin'. Dont know if my redneck pallet can handle such finery, but I'd give it a damn good shot! lol. Cook away M'Lady! There's a feast to be had. And watch them woods. Something bite me on the butt earlier (But ran before he could finish the job. The big tease!) lol
Cat

[void()]

* silently moved from his spot on the ground into a tent made from a hammock. wears a pair of sweat pants, half sleeved t-shirt, wraps up in a big comfy blanket and nurses hot coffee. sits looking outward but obviously lost inward, sighs, and ponders. *

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Hmmm..Ive been asked to teach a young lady the fine art of "Pegging" can I get a couple of volunteers? The line forms here. (And for Justcurious...no hogging the line, Darlin..we must share) lol
Silly Cat

[Cursubm]

Quietly sneaks to the front of the line...

[void()]

* still cold in his hammock. gets down and ambles to a teepee lodge, slowly peeks in, nods at an invite. walks around the lodge from East to West. is given by the squaw several wolf pelts for blankets. comes out covered in the pile of pelts, confuses several folks as he's as furry as the pelts. goes back up into his hammock, beds down nestling in the pelts, growls a soft pleasant and content growl. lies in hammock watching everything and nothing. someone brings him a cup of stew, he gladly accepts with a smile. *

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

And a couple of pieces of warm cornbread and butter. Places a peck on his furry cheek without fear of being bitten, and saunters off, winking lecherously at Plum in passing. "That sandbar is looking mighty good again in the early mornin', Darlin. Wana go swimmin?" *Naughty grin*
Cat

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Welcome Curs..:} What did ya bring to share?"
Cat

[void()]

And a couple of pieces of warm cornbread and butter. Places a peck on his furry cheek without fear of being bitten, and saunters off, winking lecherously at Plum in passing. "That sandbar is looking mighty good again in the early mornin', Darlin. Wana go swimmin?" *Naughty grin*
Cat

* tosses off the pelts and strips, goes running toward a lodge what has been smoking for three days solid. knows it is the sweat lodge, ducks in a moment is given a nod. steps out of sweat lodge, runs toward sandbar and hops into the water, watches his fur go all fuffy and roars with laughter *

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

lol Had I know that pecks and cornbread would have affected him so, I woulda done it sooner! lol
Hugs Honey.
Cat :}

[Cursubm]

Sweet potatoes wrapped in foil roasting in the campfire..

[Fzmr9t]

Cumin to the party (late as usual), toting a case of Shiner Bock (that a local brew for the poor misinformed). Thinking that I'm glad I brought my boots (I'm a real tender foot), and wondering if it was politically correct to spritz bug spray on my teeny weenie (not wanting to be offensive, this being my first nude camp out, or first nude anything)

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

lol Welcome Fiz. Glad ta see ya. Come on in, kick back, relax. And unless you arent expecting to have your teeny weinie sucked right away, its perfectly fine to slather on bug spray. A Skeeter n the Peter just really aint fun...lol (And be careful of saying that in front of our Void..he'll be chanting it all night long)..LOL
Cat

[LeeNorCal]

For DD.. :]
... we had a couple big, hunky Security guards and gate keepers keeping the campground safe...
So............when are those hunky guards and gate keepers gonna get naked and join us?????

[void()]

* hears something familiar, chuckles. begins chanting skeeter on peter, hehe, skeeter on peter .. *

[void()]

* rushes out of wild wood, chanting * "Woot! Woot! Woot! Skeeter on peter, skeeter on peter! Woot!" * goes and climbs up into a hammock, sits swinging in it, chanting as he chuckles and watches everything *

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

I gots no idea, Lee. :} There vigilantly on duty, so that no one tries to come in and put a damper on our fun by gate crashing. If all are in for the night, they can lock the gate, and Cumm onn down..:}
Cat.

[void()]

* rocks in hammock, feels it coming, is incapable of stopping ..... *

THUD!

* lies face down on the ground, gets dog-piled by half a dozen wolves, grumbles and sighs, dozes off *

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Hey, as long as they keep ya safe, and warm, I'm cool wif it...lol
Cat

[void()]

* wakes with a big smile, looks up into the still star filled sky. tries to stand, chuckles at self as he realizes inability, blushes. lies here in hopes one of these wolf pups is a French poodle, watches the stars as he drifts back to sleep chuckling *

[ghost_of_bluebiyou]

Ooooooooh!
Will there be dancing bears?

Bears hug like lesbians kiss... with their heart and soul...

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Oh why not? lol
Cat

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Well Darlings, it looks like our Campout is coming to a close with the onset of nasty weather. Here I made this for our Dd and she couldnt get time off work to come..:( Ah well, there's always next time. I want to thank all who did cum, er..come, and altho we didnt get a lot of tent hopping done, it Was great just spending some Troll free time with ya'll!
Big Muahs
Cat..:}

[DuckiesDarling]

Hugs my favorite pussy, I was there in spirit. Pneumonia and Pleurisy SUCK. Poor LDD has been missing me lots lately cause the pain pills pretty much kept me knocked out. Amazing though.. every time I logged on had another pm from our resident troll. He really needs to get a new record, this one is all scratchy and repetitive.

I'm just gonna enjoy so much sipping whisky when I am off the antibiotics and reading back through the thread and trying to find the food.. y'all did bring food right?? I mean what's a campout without food? And liquor and SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Well...we got around to foods, we just didnt get to to much sex. Except for me and Plum out of the sand bar, and I think the one guy and a Bear had a very interesting time...LOL. I think we were all too busy kicking back and relaxing from the Troll that we forgot to play much..lol.
Feel better soon Sweetie. I've had Both, and they are Hobbible. :(
Hugs to Duck too please..:}
Yer Fave Pussy..^..^

[void()]

*sits pulling bear fur out of places he forgot he had* Y'know them thar bars ain't noting to roll round wit, I tell ye. *chuckles*

[BiJoe696]

We are lucky that we have a campground not so far away that is an Adults Only Nude OK Bi/Gay friendly place where we take the motor home for for fun times outdoors during what seems to be a short season of warm weather. I have been there with and with-out the wife and have a great time. Will send a link if you message me. It is fun playing outdoors, being watched and watching others. If you know of other places we can go to that are fun, let us know, will be traveling next winter Nov-March at least, had enough of the winter up here after this year.

[by~his~side]

What?

Why is everyone staring at me?

*looks down at right hand and smiles excitedly!*
Oh yeah, here ya go, I brought a bottle of Fire Ball to share!

What now? You're all still staring at me!
* looks down at left hand and frowns a frown that would make a sad clown jealous*
Yep, my snow shovel. I can only stay for half an hour......it's February where I come from.

*sigh*
Where's the cookie platter?

~D~

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Right over there on the table, Love. Only a half an hour? :( But thank you for the Fire Ball..That's good stuff. Down Boys! Back!!! lol
Please stay warm and safe back there, Darlin. My God Daughter is in Eu Clair, and she says its Icky back there right now.....:(
Take some extra cookie with ya Sweetie..:}
Muahs!
Cat

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Joe-Honey, we have a reallly nice place here called Arcadia (Arcadianaturally.com) and Ive been there with Swinger parties a time or two,. They couldnt persuade me to get totally nude but Once..lol
Have fun, stay warm and safe..:}
Cat

[void()]

*sighs* Can I get a real honest to goodness invisible purple unicorn to enter this reality, allow itself seen? This would be of great benefit to me. It would allow for the government to determine, I am indeed crazy, and they would be as well for seeing the unicorn. *incoherent grumbling, fussing, speaking Turkish, French, German, Pushti, finally English, Spanish, Khmere all grumbling over the hurry up and wait bs*

[Chongis#1]

I'm ready for the campout....if its real. I'll cut wood, take my turn wth security, etc.

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Void-Honey, as long as you clean up after your Horny Horse, he/she is welcome. No Horse pattys in camp!!!
And Chong, sadly, this is as real as it gets here. But no matter. This is sanctuary, this is Haven from Trolls and Assholes. This is our place to kick back, rest weary minds and souls, and take some relaxation with other like-minded folks. So..Welcome. We can always use more wood-cutters, and Security persons..:}
Cat, head instigator..lol.

[void()]

Void-Honey, as long as you clean up after your Horny Horse, he/she is welcome. No Horse pattys in camp!!!
Cat, head instigator..lol.

*sighs* Well, yeah, figured I would be cleaning up after it. Not many
others like shoveling crap. Not that I really do either, but if it needs
done, well there ya go.

Need my unicorn no one can see. I'll keep meditating, praying it comes
along. Guess it is akin to hoping someone turns the water to wine. Well,
I got plenty of writing done this morning. At least there is that.
*small voice* "Woot!"

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

lol I'm sure your Uni is well trained and considerate, anyways. :} So I doubt you'll have to do too much cleaning up after him/her..:}
SO! Who is cooking what tonight? I gots Brandy braised short ribs marinating now and will be put on the big grate after bit, with a bit of good apple wood to cook it to perfect goodness. I'll slice up some zuchinni and crook neck squashes for breading, then semi-deep frying. Boil some taters for wrapping in foil and laying atop the grill, too. Good stuff, Maynard. What else are we sharing? :}
Cat (Hungry already) lol

[void()]

*points over yon toward a line of trees, each hung with various types of game, one with two legal hunted gator, one with a legal bear, one with three deer, one with several pheasants/thrushes, one with bundles of snakes/coons/squirrel/rabbit, one tree with a hog, another finally with a moo cow* Rounded that up after that bear decided I looked like an oak.

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

OOOPS on the Moo cow. Better get 'er dressed out and on the spit ASAP. We's gunna eat good tanight! lol Actually, we's gunna eat good for the next Week! lol You Go Void. You's da man..Muahs.
Cat

[void()]

lol You Go Void. You's da man..Muahs.
Cat


* makes a loud rasberry with a smirk * Nah, the man is elian, at least this week. *chuckles*