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i_shoot_blanks
Oct 29, 2012, 6:53 AM
I have always enjoyed anal sex, especially receiving, but have not had very much experience topping. Now, due to radiation damage, I am unable to be the bottom. When I watch the videos, the top normally appears to easilly slide into the nether world. However, in my experience I have always had trouble penetrating. Recently, for the first time in a few years, I tried, but was unable to push inside. We were both well lubed; we tried different positions, legs in the air and from behind, pushed and pushed, but with no success. How do they do it in the videos??? What am I doing wrong???

Gearbox
Oct 29, 2012, 10:12 AM
They don't show the cockups in porn (pun intended.lol). I find that taking time to relax the bottom wth lots of foreplay pays off. Also rimming an fingering with lube or spit helps a lot too. Rub your cock on his arse for a bit before you condom and lube up to penetrate him to get him used to it there. Make sure your rock hard and GENTLY push your way in little by little taking pause between thrusts. When your in, it's all go!:bigrin:
But even after all that, sometimes that hole isn't going to cooperate, and I've almost snapped my cock trying to force my way in (no rape involved!lol). Then you suggest he gets some toys to help himself out, and finish off without anal.

Easiest ways - doggy style & him sitting on your cock.
Hope that helps.

darkeyes
Oct 29, 2012, 10:26 AM
Trust me.. Welsh guys always did have ver brittle willies, Gear babes.. *laffs*:kiss:

Gearbox
Oct 29, 2012, 10:29 AM
Trust me.. Welsh guys always did have ver brittle willies, Gear babes.. *laffs*:kiss:
It's bloody cold and wet all the time here.:(

darkeyes
Oct 29, 2012, 10:35 AM
It's bloody cold and wet all the time here.:(
Awwww... u shud b more like hardy Scots guys... gets cold it disappears for its own protection... gets wet its cos they got pissed an wee'd their drawers...*laffs*

..but tell me bout it Gear.. no better here, dear.. an months of it 2 come... ugh... and then ther will b the bloody snow an Jack Frost... keep Willy nice n cosy wen the snow n frost comes, babes.. dont want 'im breakin' off an being lost in snowdrift now do we?:eek2:

Gearbox
Oct 29, 2012, 11:05 AM
Awwww... u shud b more like hardy Scots guys... gets cold it disappears for its own protection... gets wet its cos they got pissed an wee'd their drawers...*laffs*

..but tell me bout it Gear.. no better here, dear.. an months of it 2 come... ugh... and then ther will b the bloody snow an Jack Frost... keep Willy nice n cosy wen the snow n frost comes, babes.. dont want 'im breakin' off an being lost in snowdrift now do we?:eek2:
I love my sexy (IMO.lol) longjohns keeping my jewels warm in the dark days. But when it rains, you may as well just wet yourself. I've lost my sodding umberalla again.:eek2:
Talking about Scotsmen, what's going on up there? This year theres has been an obvious boom in HOT Scotish blokes of all ages suddenly wanting sex with men. What are you women doing to them there?lol

darkeyes
Oct 29, 2012, 12:43 PM
Talking about Scotsmen, what's going on up there? This year theres has been an obvious boom in HOT Scotish blokes of all ages suddenly wanting sex with men. What are you women doing to them there?lol
Nowt... and who am I 2 doubt the gud sense of me sisters north of the border... we will leave them all 2 u..;)

Cherokee_Mountaincat
Oct 29, 2012, 2:36 PM
Hey Choots? You come visit me. I'll make sure youre hard enough to take a sweet, tight, ass..lol
Hugzz
Bad Cat

i_shoot_blanks
Oct 29, 2012, 6:00 PM
MIss Kitty, visiting you would be like a trip to heaven. We may have a cure for ED, darlin'!!!

Badga
Oct 31, 2012, 5:48 AM
What you never see in porn is the half hour warm up the bottom goes through before the camera even rolls