Embarrassed is not the word... when your parents find your sex toy...

[Besos para ella]

Ok so I had the place to myself today (still on Easter hols) so I thought i'd have a little fun... anyway stupidly forgot I left my vibe out and when my mum got in she told me to clean up the place because they we're having the builders round tonight... obviously i didn't clean up fast enough because the next thing i know she has been in my room and cleaned up for me... including the vibe which i found in a random drawer...

I suppose it's better than the builders seeing it but my god how red did i go... i can't actually look her in the eye right now!

So lesson learnt... tidy away your toys at least while your back home for the holidays ;)

[darkeyes]

Wudda been a lot worse if she had sauntered in wile ya had it whirrin' away in hand an' doin the job its meant for, Ellie babes.. look on the bright side..mum can't b a bad ole thing.. she didn't confiscate it did she? Maybe she even had a li... naaa strike that..that's perverse!!! Tee hee..;):tongue:

[Besos para ella]

Wudda been a lot worse if she had sauntered in wile ya had it whirrin' away in hand an' doin the job its meant for, Ellie babes.. look on the bright side..mum can't b a bad ole thing.. she didn't confiscate it did she? Maybe she even had a li... naaa strike that..that's perverse!!! Tee hee..;):tongue:

Hahahahaha yeah scrap the last bit!!!! But true, cudda been ALOT worse! Or if i had to ask where it was... hmmm still very embarrassed though...

[darkeyes]

Hahahahaha yeah scrap the last bit!!!! But true, cudda been ALOT worse! Or if i had to ask where it was... hmmm still very embarrassed though...Me mum has always known 'bout me toys tho never asked 2 c any.. not even Sybina wen she found out I had gotten 'er... me sister on other hand, the more discreet and respectful of all her children keeps hers in a bloody great box in her wardrobe.. its marked "Tool Kit". Me mum was over at her place an' hanging some clothes up in said wardrobe and spotted said "Tool Kit". So thinkin' wot a daft place 2 keep a tool kit an bein a nosey ole bat she had lil look c... well... shock of 'er life as ther they wer.. dildos, vibes, cuffs, restraints, strap on, various clit stimulators, lubes, oils, body paints, condoms of various kinds..u name it she had it... an' the fun she had embarrasin' my unmarried big sister as she spent a good hour takin the pee is somethin' I wud have died 2 b able 2 c... mum isnt daft and thought me sister would have some toys.. she did not however expect a bloody great war chest full of em!! And she wanted 2 know from me why I had never said owt about it!!!!! Am I my sister's keeper???:confused:

[Besos para ella]

Lol too funny! I cannot actually stop laughing! Poor sister :P Great story though, i love the fact she labelled it 'tool kit.' :)


Me mum has always known 'bout me toys tho never asked 2 c any.. not even Sybina wen she found out I had gotten 'er... me sister on other hand, the more discreet and respectful of all her children keeps hers in a bloody great box in her wardrobe.. its marked "Tool Kit". Me mum was over at her place an' hanging some clothes up in said wardrobe and spotted said "Tool Kit". So thinkin' wot a daft place 2 keep a tool kit an bein a nosey ole bat she had lil look c... well... shock of 'er life as ther they wer.. dildos, vibes, cuffs, restraints, strap on, various clit stimulators, lubes, oils, body paints, condoms of various kinds..u name it she had it... an' the fun she had embarrasin' my unmarried big sister as she spent a good hour takin the pee is somethin' I wud have died 2 b able 2 c... mum isnt daft and thought me sister would have some toys.. she did not however expect a bloody great war chest full of em!! And she wanted 2 know from me why I had never said owt about it!!!!! Am I my sister's keeper???:confused:

[Gearbox]

Oh dear me!:eek2: It's probably worse than her finding your porn stash, but I think MANY blokes know what your going through right now. Poor bugger!:oh:

[darkeyes]

Oh dear me!:eek2: It's probably worse than her finding your porn stash, but I think MANY blokes know what your going through right now. Poor bugger!:oh:
In the summer, I visit the land of the free for the very first time to see an old school chum.. when she was 13, her mum and dad gave her the works because of a used condom, still filled with cum and tied in a knot found in their garden under her bedroom window.. her dad, always a bit handy with his hands gave her a few slaps to get the truth out of her. Hauled off to the quack for the virginity check, she was subjected to ritual humiliation and her dad still wasn't convinced it had nothing to do with her.. she didn't get an apology anyway when she was declared virgo intacto and pure as the driven snow. That I reckon is just about worst of all...

[Gearbox]

In the summer, I visit the land of the free for the very first time to see an old school chum.. when she was 13, her mum and dad gave her the works because of a used condom, still filled with cum and tied in a knot found in their garden under her bedroom window.. her dad, always a bit handy with his hands gave her a few slaps to get the truth out of her. Hauled off to the quack for the virginity check, she was subjected to ritual humiliation and her dad still wasn't convinced it had nothing to do with her.. she didn't get an apology anyway when she was declared virgo intacto and pure as the driven snow. That I reckon is just about worst of all...
God, I hope she recovered from that. If that's even possible?
I remember pinching a box of condoms from my parents wardrobe about 11yo. Had a great time in the bath filing them up with water and watching them all stick to the wall tiles. Later that day I walked in on a BIG row going on between my parents and my older sister. She was denying hysterically that her bf hadn't been there that day, and they were adamant that HE had been and left condoms on the bathroom wall after 'God knows what' went on!:yikes2:
Yes I did VERY sheepishly admit that it was me, and I thought they were balloons. (Well it was half true!lol). Poor sis didn't know who to be more disgusted with. I did though. Fekin stupid bugger I was!lol

[falcondfw]

Ellie,
don't take this the wrong way, but this is an hilarious thread. I am sorry for your embarassment, but I hope that is the worst you go through for the rest of your life.
As gear has said, many young men know the disaster of having mom make the bed while you are at school, because you forgot to, and finding your porn stash hidden between the mattress and box spring. In an evangelical, religious household, well, you can imagine what happens. I can't even remember what she did to me. I think I blocked it out of my mind to avoid psychological damage from remembering it.
I know I had to buy all my porno mags over again and find a new hiding place. Those darned things were EXPENSIVE!!!!

[innaminka]

I've been the "finder" - I think I must be lucky as there was no big deal.
They (my 2 daughters) knew I had a couple in the drawer, so isn't it natural that they use toys as well?
My younger one (now 20) has made no attempt to hide her vibe. It's in her bedside drawer - we both know it - as are mine - we both know that too.
Never caught them, however. - never wanted to.
It's more of a mental jump needed when as a parent you realise your children are active sexually.

[Jobelorocks]

I had my mom walk in on me masturbating once. That was pretty darn embarrassing. Man, I had no privacy growing up.

[JP1986UM]

My father almost caught me and my boyfriend having sex when I was around 15. Like an idiot, we raced to get dressed (we were screwing in the living room) and we left the lube out on a coffee table and the condom wouldn't flush down the toilet....the panic we went thru was priceless.

[darkeyes]

We had a lil kerfuffle with a strange guy taking snaps of kids in the school grounds yesterday.. such things are not approved of for reasons u can guess at.. ne way the fuzz wer called in.. but it reminded me.. and I did relate the story only the other week.. of the polaroids me sister took of me having nookie alfresco when I was a teenager which she holds over me and saves for a rainy day "just in case".. her best friend has seen them..me own best friend has seen them..me partner has seen them ("very fetching bum Frances dear".. bitch).. me bruvva is desperate to see them... the perv!!!... me mum knows of them and wants them destroyed... I'm on mum's side.. am just glad those bloody pics weren't in 'er Toolbox!!!

[Realist]

This was more an embarrassment for my mother than me:

When I was about 5, I'd been playing in the dirt and, when I came inside, my mother admonished me and sent me to the shower.

Every Wednesday her friend from church came by and they'd sit in the kitchen, drinking coffee and gossiping. This event happened on a Wednesday. Mom was always worried about the house being clean and my sister and I being on our best behavior, when anyone visited. We were to be seen, but not heard.

While showering, I got an erection. When I began to wash it, it got even more erect and so tight that it was uncomfortable. Worried that I had some strange affliction, I stepped out of the shower and ran naked into the kitchen.

When I walked into the kitchen, Mom looked like she'd seen a ghost! I was trying to ask her what was wrong with my penis, but never got the words out of my mouth! She snatched me up, yelling that I was a nasty, filthy, little boy and I should never be naked in front of company, like that!


She plopped me back into the shower and told me to finish washing, but not to touch my penis anymore! Before that, she always told me to wash every inch of myself diligently...I was getting mixed signals! She never did tell me why I got erect like that, either! (66 years later, it's still a mystery! Ha!)

I'm sure Fran's friend felt terrible over her trip to the doctor. I wonder how many of us have difficulty with our sexuality, because of trauma we received from guardians as children?

[araphael]

True story: my mom came to visit me once and she took it upon herself to start cleaning my apartment and she found my leather whip and paddle. She asked me what they were or why did I have them and I told her that they were just collector's items I bought at an auction. She believed me because I always like to collect unusual and valuable things. That was funny. If she only knew what I have actually used them for in the past, hahaha.