World Champion Masturbator

[slipnslide]

He's so proud.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=znQUVa9zFf4

[Bigc69]

Just not a champoin speller

[elian]

.. I've heard that when couples have different hobbies it promotes a positive relationship..

[elian]

here's another video I stumbled onto by accident..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duaiVk_aRgQ

[Gearbox]

9hrs?:eek: Beat my 5hr cam-wank marathon. Now I'll never hold my head up high again. Well just for a little while.:rolleyes:

[slipnslide]

9hrs?:eek: Beat my 5hr cam-wank marathon. Now I'll never hold my head up high again. Well just for a little while.:rolleyes:

I lose interest and move on to something else after 9 minutes.

[Long Duck Dong]

9hrs?:eek: Beat my 5hr cam-wank marathon. Now I'll never hold my head up high again. Well just for a little while.:rolleyes:

ahhh what head ? :tong::tong::tong::bigrin::bigrin:

[FunE1]

Wait a minute!?

THERE ARE MASTURBATION COMPETITIONS!!!!!!!!!!???????

The one trophy I have a chance at and nobody tells me this 'til NOW?????/

[pepperjack]

The conclusions of 2 studies of masturbation I have read about: (1) The majority of married men masturbate. (2) Middle-aged men who masturbate at least 3 times a week significantly reduce their risk of prostate cancer. FivefingerRosie and I have been close friends for a long, long time & maybe she's the reason I'm still alive.:smilies15

[Long Duck Dong]

The conclusions of 2 studies of masturbation I have read about: (1) The majority of married men masturbate. (2) Middle-aged men who masturbate at least 3 times a week significantly reduce their risk of prostate cancer. FivefingerRosie and I have been close friends for a long, long time & maybe she's the reason I'm still alive.:smilies15

so they are saying that we are all wankers ??? :tong::tong::tong:

[pepperjack]

so they are saying that we are all wankers ??? :tong::tong::tong:

Yes! We begin masturbating in the womb;another study.:bigrin:

[Long Duck Dong]

Yes! We begin masturbating in the womb;another study.:bigrin:

and all this time my mother thought it was me kicking my feet :tong::tong::tong:

[keefer201]

I seen that story, with the video on AOL. I started to hit the link to it and then I sat back for a second and said to myself; this world is so fucked up that the last damn thing I need to read, or watch, is some dimbulb setting a record for jerking off. I mean........really?

[mikey3000]

9hrs?:eek: Beat my 5hr cam-wank marathon. Now I'll never hold my head up high again. Well just for a little while.:rolleyes:

Your claim is meaningless without video evidence. Please forward ASAP for close inspection.

;)

[pepperjack]

and all this time my mother thought it was me kicking my feet :tong::tong::tong:

You were, spasms of uncontrollable pleasure! I have induced the very same effect before.:tongue::drool:;)

[pepperjack]

I seen that story, with the video on AOL. I started to hit the link to it and then I sat back for a second and said to myself; this world is so fucked up that the last damn thing I need to read, or watch, is some dimbulb setting a record for jerking off. I mean........really?

good bellylaugh.:smilies15

[mikey3000]

What a wanker.