DuckiesDarling
May 1, 2011, 5:38 AM
A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbuck's cafe one day discussing
who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,'
arching his eyebrows.
The Irishman then replies, 'Well... t'was the Irish that discovered the Summer
and Winter Solstices.'
The Greek retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.'
The Irishman, nodding in agreement, says, 'Irish were the ones who built the
first timepieces and calendars.'
And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, 'The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!'
The Irishman replies, 'Indeed, t'is true, but it was we Irish who introduced it
to women.
who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,'
arching his eyebrows.
The Irishman then replies, 'Well... t'was the Irish that discovered the Summer
and Winter Solstices.'
The Greek retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.'
The Irishman, nodding in agreement, says, 'Irish were the ones who built the
first timepieces and calendars.'
And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, 'The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!'
The Irishman replies, 'Indeed, t'is true, but it was we Irish who introduced it
to women.