Caught Masturbating: Most embarressing Moment

[like2tug]

What was the most embarresing masturbating moment you have had? Mine was when my daughter was about 15yrs old and she came home early from school one day and I didn't hear her come in the house. I had just finished taking a shower, was laying naked on my bed and masturbating with my eyes closed when I senced someone's presence. I opened my eyes and looked at the door and there stood my daughter watching me just as my penus eruped in a flow of sprem...she told her mother who told me I had been caught and to make sure the doors were closed before jerking off! A year later the tables were turned when I accidentally walked in on her with her pantys pulled down, holding her dress up in one hand while looking into the mirror and the other hand was busy between her legs , when she saw me she fell to the floor and started laughing, her face very red!! I never did tell her mother, I just kept it to myself.

[drwilsontx]

Well, one day I was laying on the floor in the family room and I started rubbing one out thinking I was alone. on the floor fapping away to the blonde on Real People , Mom clears her throat behind me
tl;dr rubbed one out Mom watched and coughed at the worst possible moment and damn it Sarah Purcell was hot

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Damn, that was a Looong time ago, Doc. lol
Cat

[darkeyes]

Damn, that was a Looong time ago, Doc. lol
Cat

Sum peeps hav no shame Cat.. tee hee.. 'magine gettin caught..:tong:

[innaminka]

I'm a bit cagey - I have honestly never been "caught" except by my husband and that didn't count.

But I walked in on my daughter........

It doesn't matter how many "birds and bees" conversations you have with your children - and we have had a number of frank and open ones (I still do) ........
........actually walking in and seeing it happening (she was under a blanket, thank goodness) ........ well it's a place a mother really doesn't want to go.

[darkeyes]

.... well it's a place a mother really doesn't want to go.

No we don't.. its not that I'd be embarrassed or angry or have any such negative emotions, for it is what kids do as part of growing up, but it would be distressing for our girls no matter how liberally they are being raised and the last thing I want is for them to have any hang ups whatever about their bodies, sex or sexuality..

[Realist]

Both of my parents were so spooky about anything sexual, or controversial. I learned early that certain things were taboo and all discussion of it should be avoided at all costs....or at least hidden.

When I was about 5, I'd been playing outside and had gotten dirty. Mom had a friend who often came over for coffee. While I was in the shower, the lady came in.

As I was soaping myself up, I noticed it felt particularly good to wash my crotch area and I began getting erect. It got so erect that it was actually slightly painful!

I got out of the shower and went looking for mom. Still naked, I walked into the kitchen, where Mom and her friend were drinking coffee and said something like, "Mom, look at this..what's wrong?"

Mom jumped up, snatched me off my feet and hauled me back to my bedroom!

She was yelling at me, "You nasty little boy, don't you ever do that again!"

I tried to explain to her that I was only washing and it got hard on me.

She told me not to EVER touch it, unless I was peeing, or washing. And only wash it quickly, because only filthy little boys touched themself there!

From that incident-on, I was extremely careful about where and when I touched myself. I developed an awful guilt complex and became extremely secretive. After that, I felt compelled to touch and caress "IT"as often as I could. Nothing's more compelling than something you're not supposed to do.

I wonder how differently I would have been, if she had calmly explained why my penis did that and hadn't traumatized me so?

[darkeyes]

I have an older brother and sister, Realist, and love them dearly even if the are pains in the arse.. we were brought up extremely liberally and could talk to our parenst about almost anything. But some things we were reluctant to speak about.. one such thing was my brother's first erection.. it scared him silly, even although we had been told about the birds and the bees and bodily changes which occur when we move out of childhood and into adolescence.

Poor bugger was about 12, and reluctant to speak to mum and dad, he rushed into my sister's bedroom and screamed..

"Hellie, look.. look..someone has blown up my willie!!"

Quick as a flash Hellen being the eldest and therefore having the most knowledge of such things said to him..

"Couldnae have taken very much dynamite to blow that sad an pitiful wee thing up". Poor Alex, downtrodden again as all lesser mortals seem condemned to be screamed in a pitiful squeaky voice

"b.b..b..but Hellie.. will it go doon.."

Big sister, being all wise simply said "Just wait a wee while.. we'll soon see if the damage is permanent.. an if it disnae go doon tae dad's workshop an get some sandpaper an gae it a guid rub.."

O ye heartless but wonderful bitch... how much do I love thee sometimes..

[Realist]

That's funny!

When I was in the Army, a friend told me that he worried about the size of his "equipment" until he joined the service. His older sister had told him that he was too small to excite a girl and he better keep that thing hidden.

He was actually very well endowed and had one of the larger penises I'd seen in the showers! At 18 he had never been with a girl, sexually, because he was ashamed of his penis size. Until then, his only relief was self-imposed. He apparently got over it, in Germany, as it seems he became in demand, over there!

Girls can be so cruel!

[obviousbulge]

It sure can be embarressing when being caught like I did. A yr ago when me and the wife came home from shopping soon as we got in the house the wife said she forgot her cell phone at one of the stores so she left to go. I was feeling so aroused so I went to our bedroom and started to relax my self so here I was stroking myself and I thought it was the wife home so I still played with myself hopping the wife would see me and play as well. But as I was getting close I was playing with my ass and as I was about to cum something told me to look over at our bedroom door and as I came then I looked and there was my mother inlaw watching and soon as I came she walk away and acted like see didnt see a thing Dont know how long she was there but it was embarressing.

[firefighter38111]

My embarrassing moment getting caught by far while masturbating was about 10 years ago. We live in rural Mississippi and we also farm. My wife is a teacher and the kids were at my moms. I also farm for a living and our drive is about ¾ mile long. It is gravel and hence we can hear anyone driving up easily.
It was noon tike and I had come home to fill up the tractor with fuel and get something to eat. Instead of pulling down our farm road for equipment; I parked in the front of the drive. I had gotten a little horny and we had only one porn tape at the time so I put it in the VCR. I pulled the recliner closer to the TV set and was having fun. I had gone and gotten a pair of my wife’s hot pink satin panties and I was in heaven. I got lost in ecstasy of feeling the soft fabric over my cock. I would get close several times and then back off so to prolong the fun.
All of a sudden I heard a loud voice, “Damn it Donald!”
I looked up quickly and my wife and her mom who is also a teacher were staring at me from about 5 feet away. I just stammered and tried to head to the bedroom. The panties were hanging from my erection and I almost ripped over the coffee table and I heard them talking as I quickly got to bedroom and shut the door. I was getting my jeans up as my wife came through the door.
“Well this is a helluva thing to find walking through the door. “My husband playing with himself and in my panties.”
Well I was taking a break for work and you knew I wore your panties sometimes and what were you and your mom doing home at 1pm in the afternoon.
“Today was teacher’s conference day”
“I don’t care about you masturbating I also do that but it was a shock for mom and me to watch you through the door before entering.”
“I am sorry I thought I would have heard anyone drive up…..how long did yall watch?”
That’s moms and my secret…and if you hadn’t blocked the drive with the tractor you would have heard us drive up.
“So what did your mom say?”
“I am not going to say I may tell you later”
“Did she say anything about my small size?”
“You mean small size, shaved and in panties?”
“Well…damn”

[luv2play8899]

I have never been caught masturbating.
But, I did catch the wife in the act. She thought I was out of the house
gone on errands but I was in the basement. I thought she was sleeping so
I came upstairs very quietly as not to disturb her. I peeked in the room and she was spread eagle wide on the bed, with two fingers buried in her pussy and rubbing her clit with the other hand. I watched for minute or two then couldnt resist but say something...which scared the life out of her and embarrassed her as well. I told her to finish...just do it like I wasnt there, so she did, and I jerked off while watching her cum.

[elian]

Aww Realist, that sucks! I feel bad for kids whose parents are THAT uptight about sex.

When I was little I think my mom told me not to touch my "thing" about two or three times - that didn't really stop me - and I touched it a lot more than she ever knew but honestly I was too young to know anything, I didn't really feel anything and I was just playing the same way a dog chases it's tail...batting it back and forth a little anyway.

Everybody does it, right? If I was a parent the best advice I could probably give is "It's OK to do that, but do it in private".

No other embarrassing personal moments that I know of - other than getting kissed by a few straight guys in the high school locker room in public and the occasional parents walk into the house and find a sex toy lying around - but I wasn't using it at the time.

-E


Both of my parents were so spooky about anything sexual, or controversial. I learned early that certain things were taboo and all discussion of it should be avoided at all costs....or at least hidden.

When I was about 5, I'd been playing outside and had gotten dirty. Mom had a friend who often came over for coffee. While I was in the shower, the lady came in.

As I was soaping myself up, I noticed it felt particularly good to wash my crotch area and I began getting erect. It got so erect that it was actually slightly painful!

I got out of the shower and went looking for mom. Still naked, I walked into the kitchen, where Mom and her friend were drinking coffee and said something like, "Mom, look at this..what's wrong?"

Mom jumped up, snatched me off my feet and hauled me back to my bedroom!

She was yelling at me, "You nasty little boy, don't you ever do that again!"

I tried to explain to her that I was only washing and it got hard on me.

She told me not to EVER touch it, unless I was peeing, or washing. And only wash it quickly, because only filthy little boys touched themself there!

From that incident-on, I was extremely careful about where and when I touched myself. I developed an awful guilt complex and became extremely secretive. After that, I felt compelled to touch and caress "IT"as often as I could. Nothing's more compelling than something you're not supposed to do.

I wonder how differently I would have been, if she had calmly explained why my penis did that and hadn't traumatized me so?

[Nathalee]

well i wasn't too happy when my mom came into my room to help me take my hand out because i got too carried away and broke my wrist.... I was drunk thinking about a couple who were the hottest in my high school. The were always making out and just wanted to be between them... well my mind did what my body was asking for.

[12voltman59]

I honestly never did get caught jerking off--but sure as heck came close more than a few times in very nearly being caught doing it!!